Presumably she knows now that it's in the media? I suppose she'd have to describe it in some detail though.

She bloody well knows now!

"I've a scar that only a woman who had a thing with me would know. It's there and she doesn't know it's there."

She does now, genius.

If there is no scar, and (having read this) she describes one, well...

What? You assumed he was telling the truth?

maybe she was questioned in a taped interview?

Ginger is nay a nut. Really it is a root and this is even better as an euphemism, as it is implied that it is not a scrotal blemish, but a mark of the root.

Hell, if his luv spuds are scarred, it may be too painful to get jiggy with it. Left leg? Right thigh? Bum cheek?

There's a LOT of playground that can have a scar.

...for someone who *does* know.

... "I feel free" as he drops his pants.

Mine's the Afghan coat with the rolled copy of Melody Maker in the pocket

Now, now. Just knowing a scar is somewhere in or on the naughty bits isn't necessarily enough. The unanswered question may very well be something like, "are the scarified bite marks longitudinal or circumferential?"

Puzzled Paris doesn't remember either...

cream... nuts... ginger .... must not succumb to tasteless jokes..... must resist ... must... arrggghhhhh.

>rolled copy of Melody Maker in the pocket

Ahh the Daily Fail of music journalism, a man of taste indeed !

Mines the one with the rolled up copy of NME in it ;)

Just joking dude :)

...in other news, Firefox helpfully auto-filled my title with 'Marmite?' when I started typing that. Hmm...

Heh im with you on that one. Though I will fail.

So do his nuts really taste like ginger though? I for one am not about to find out but can we get a former lover who can comment on this?

/mines the one with the root in the pocket.......NO NOT THAT KIND OF ROOT

He's got quite the balls if he's willing to do that.

After being screwed to the tune of Rand 478,483.61 one would imagine the old spam javelin is well and truly scarred beyond recognition!

The IT angle?:- 'Open Orifice. Orgy'

Always good to see depth in our vulturen.

but at least it still had full sentences, innit?

(Eats Shoots & Leaves)

before The Sun manages to track an ex-lover who will describe in lurid detail said scar and maybe even provide pictures.

Moron deserves to lose the case by not keeping his mouth shut.

A PlayMobil reconstruction.

Hey, it makes a difference from court artist sketches.

Black Les Paul? Mipmop?

Ahhh...drummers with scars on their gear. Nothing new about that. I betcha Cozy makes him look unblemished.