So no chance for new zealand's sheep lovers? maybe the webcam pics would had been filtered anyway because of underage ... no clothes ... and sometimes even freshly shaved...

...I'd always heard that joke made about Aberdonians. Am I still banned?

Velcro Gloves.

But seriously? Why pay for a lamb if you don't to enjoy it properly - and by that i mean stuffed (no you sick person, I'm not We... a taxidermist) with garlic and rosemary and served with roast potatoes, and some mint sauce. Om nom nom.

This sounds a lot like Extreme Porn to me...

"Oh yes, the first person to post a comment containing either of the keywords "Welsh" or "wellingtons", is banned from El Reg for the traditional month."

ok i wont then

mmmm, cheesemakers.

. .. must be pictured wearing welsh wellies !! ! !

Perhaps they're worried that the residents of Wellington (NZ) would welsh on the payment?

A land where the men are men and the sheep are scared...

I've got a Numero de Identidad de Extranjero.

Mmmm... juvenile mutton.

The dirty mac, thanks.

NO mention of velcro trousers in the ban list though....

to ban the words "velcro gloves" as well.

...how about "Cliff"?

Surely you meant baaarred.

Q; Why have men in a country to the West of England started wearing kilts?

A; Because the sheep have got used to the sound of zips.

....You forgot to ban "slam in the lamb" jokes, as well.

"Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep" and it's advice to "Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.

Don't be a barn door man! "

Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage (now that sounds kinky!)

Where's the sheep icon when you need it?

would paris approve...she's a baaad girl.

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/baaaaaa-means-nooooo/

Sorry, couldn't resist

Yorkshire porn for €6 a month?

Sign me up!