Feeds

WoW accused of turning man's mind into 'living video game'

Loses touch with reality

Beginner's guide to SSL certificates

World of Warcraft creator Blizzard Entertainment's lawsuit against MDY Industries is getting a little dose of bat-shit insane before the case rolls to trial.

The legal sideshow comes courtesy of the famously litigious inmate Jonathan Lee Riches, who accuses Blizzard's popular online game - in a hand-written legal filing (PDF) - of causing him to commit federal crimes. Tip o' the hat to the law blog Virtually Blind for spotting the motion.

"World of Warcraft caused Riches mind to live in a virtual universe, where Riches explored the landscape committing identity theft and fighting cyber monster rival hacker gangs," the filing asserts.

"Riches was addicted to video games and lost touch with reality because of defendants. This caused Riches to commit fraud to buy defendant's video games."

He adds that he chose World of Warcraft over "working a legit job" and that his "mind became a living video game."

The motion was filed as an amicus brief, which lets someone who's not a party in a case volunteer information to aide the decision.

For perspective, Riches - who is in a South Carolina prison until 2012 for wire fraud - has filed over 1,500 complaints about celebrities, CEOs, businesses, and inanimate objects nationwide. Georgia legal news site Fulton County Daily Report wrote back in March that 39 per cent of cases filed that month in US District Court for the Northern District of Georgia were filed by Riches.

Riches' greatest court-clogging hits include lawsuits against Cyndi Lauper, Justin Timberlake, Starbucks Coffee, Ben Affleck, John McCain, NASA, Bill Gates, the US Postal Service, David Beckham, Steve Jobs, eBay, the Sundance Film Festival, Amazon.com, Paul McCartney, McDonald's, Barack Obama, Jennifer Lopez, Norwegian Cruise Lines, Jack Kevorkian, FEMA, Guantanamo Bay, Visa, Yahoo!, Rush Limbaugh, Reese Witherspoon, the International Olympic Committee, Britney Spears, and Dick Clark's New Year Rockin' Eve 2008.

Riches' 2007 complaint against Steve Jobs and OJ Simpson accuses Apple's CEO of secretly planning to release Simpson from jail in order to "radio wave warp" away from his home because he's in possession of old OJ football cards.

His 2007 complaint against the US holiday of Thanksgiving names as defendants "Pilgrims, Mayflower Movers, Pilgrim's Pride, Turkey Hill, Black Friday and Cleveland Indians."

We're sure the Arizona court will give Riches' motion all the careful consideration it deserves. ®

Secure remote control for conventional and virtual desktops

More from The Register

next story
Phones 4u slips into administration after EE cuts ties with Brit mobe retailer
More than 5,500 jobs could be axed if rescue mission fails
JINGS! Microsoft Bing called Scots indyref RIGHT!
Redmond sporran metrics get one in the ten ring
Driving with an Apple Watch could land you with a £100 FINE
Bad news for tech-addicted fanbois behind the wheel
Murdoch to Europe: Inflict MORE PAIN on Google, please
'Platform for piracy' must be punished, or it'll kill us in FIVE YEARS
Phones 4u website DIES as wounded mobe retailer struggles to stay above water
Founder blames 'ruthless network partners' for implosion
Sony says year's losses will be FOUR TIMES DEEPER than thought
Losses of more than $2 BILLION loom over troubled Japanese corp
Radio hams can encrypt, in emergencies, says Ofcom
Consultation promises new spectrum and hints at relaxed licence conditions
Why Oracle CEO Larry Ellison had to go ... Except he hasn't
Silicon Valley's veteran seadog in piratical Putin impression
Big Content Australia just blew a big hole in its credibility
AHEDA's research on average content prices did not expose methodology, so appears less than rigourous
prev story

Whitepapers

Secure remote control for conventional and virtual desktops
Balancing user privacy and privileged access, in accordance with compliance frameworks and legislation. Evaluating any potential remote control choice.
WIN a very cool portable ZX Spectrum
Win a one-off portable Spectrum built by legendary hardware hacker Ben Heck
Storage capacity and performance optimization at Mizuno USA
Mizuno USA turn to Tegile storage technology to solve both their SAN and backup issues.
High Performance for All
While HPC is not new, it has traditionally been seen as a specialist area – is it now geared up to meet more mainstream requirements?
The next step in data security
With recent increased privacy concerns and computers becoming more powerful, the chance of hackers being able to crack smaller-sized RSA keys increases.