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Comments on: DARPA seeks crawling, burrowing river-recce sub bot

I think 

Posted Friday 31st October 2008 13:47 GMT

They should seriously consider a homogonised robot system. Rather than have one for flying one for swimming one for butrrowing and all that. Who want's to find themselves in a pinch and have the OTHER kinds of robots for the job they wanted?

Take five distinct robots into the shower? Not me.

harvest power ? 

Posted Friday 31st October 2008 13:51 GMT

Will it use the mud to generate energy from bio gas?

Cold war again 

Posted Friday 31st October 2008 13:53 GMT

Coat

Very cold variety actually. Neva, Enissei, Lena, Pechora, Volga, Ob, Amur... shall we continue? OK... my drift (downstream) is probably clear...

Hurrah! 

Posted Friday 31st October 2008 13:55 GMT

Happy

'UURC' is a fantastic name, although UURGH would be even better. I do like the Department of Awesome yet Ridiculously Pretentious Acronyms.

Let me be the first... 

Posted Friday 31st October 2008 14:12 GMT

to welcome our new underwater overlords.

power generation? 

Posted Friday 31st October 2008 15:07 GMT

Boffin

drill into the seabed and use water currents?

oh and "the only place to keep your brain is in a bubbling jar remotely linked to a huge, powerful robot or brainchipped-gorilla body."

Gold!

Could have named it better 

Posted Friday 31st October 2008 15:43 GMT

Coat

They could have spent 5 mins naming it something like

PISS-SOF - Precision Interdiction Strike Suite for Special Operations Forces

STINC U - Submergable Tacticel INtelligence Command Unit

PENIS - Portable ENemy Intel System

Yeah Pass my jacket I am just going home!

re power generation 

Posted Friday 31st October 2008 16:50 GMT

Paris Hilton

in fast or slow moving streams, the power is there for the spinning the big problem with must underwater hyrroelectric projects (usually for ocean currwents) is that they are too big.

what's needed is muffin-fan-sized turbines that can be trown away as they clog with marine inhabitants. For a bottom crawling droid, fins may bwe all that's required.

paris wants hers in pink, please.

Tsk, no vision 

Posted Friday 31st October 2008 17:54 GMT

Wake me up when they want a Flying Unmanned Underwater Riverine Craft . Or, for maximum acronym fun, Flying Underwater Riverine Craft, Unmanned

Already solved ! 

Posted Friday 31st October 2008 20:57 GMT

"bottom locomotion (crawling)" mode and "burrowing"

"evasion procedures underwater (maneuver, burrowing, use of obscurants, hibernation mode"

Services already well supplied by lawyers. Just sink a few for best effect.

Abysmally Conceived, Redundantly 'Orrible Names - Yet More! 

Posted Saturday 1st November 2008 00:14 GMT

Boffin

DARPA have all of Leonard of Quirms talent for naming their projects!

Yipes... 

Posted Saturday 1st November 2008 02:05 GMT

...I hope they don't have to produce a working prototype for $500k!

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