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Comments on: Woman cuffed for deleting virtual husband
HaHa #
By Simpson Posted Friday 24th October 2008 00:21 GMT
hmm. #
By yeah, right. Posted Friday 24th October 2008 00:46 GMT
I should bloody well hope so #
By Steve Roper Posted Friday 24th October 2008 01:28 GMT
More stupid games #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 24th October 2008 02:07 GMT
But who gets the kids? #
By wnblair Posted Friday 24th October 2008 02:17 GMT
you have got to be joking #
By Alan Hargreaves Posted Friday 24th October 2008 03:29 GMT
Umm #
By James O'Brien Posted Friday 24th October 2008 03:56 GMT
I don't see how this could stand up in court. #
By Simon Posted Friday 24th October 2008 04:10 GMT
Hold on a minute... #
By Thom Lanigan Posted Friday 24th October 2008 04:11 GMT
There is no hope... #
By Moss Icely Spaceport Posted Friday 24th October 2008 05:00 GMT
WTF? #
By Josh Posted Friday 24th October 2008 05:12 GMT
trial and punish her in the maplestory #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 24th October 2008 05:44 GMT
5 years.. #
By 49125 Posted Friday 24th October 2008 05:48 GMT
WTF...? #
By Mike Flugennock Posted Friday 24th October 2008 05:54 GMT
Title #
By Richard Drysdall Posted Friday 24th October 2008 06:07 GMT
Hurray for the plod #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 24th October 2008 06:46 GMT
sounds daft but.. #
By Rich Posted Friday 24th October 2008 06:57 GMT
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 24th October 2008 07:03 GMT
TPV #
By Ralph B Posted Friday 24th October 2008 07:03 GMT
And there it is. #
By It wasnt me Posted Friday 24th October 2008 07:04 GMT
World gone mad!! #
By Alan Fisher Posted Friday 24th October 2008 07:07 GMT
And the world just keeps getting... #
By dervheid Posted Friday 24th October 2008 07:13 GMT
Well... #
By Aortic Aneurysm Posted Friday 24th October 2008 07:22 GMT
Virtuosity #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 24th October 2008 07:38 GMT
Virtual stupidity #
By Alfazed Posted Friday 24th October 2008 07:45 GMT
Insane #
By Sceptical Bastard Posted Friday 24th October 2008 07:48 GMT
only in Japan #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 24th October 2008 07:55 GMT
Hell hath no fury... #
By Michael Habel Posted Friday 24th October 2008 08:00 GMT
I'm confused #
By Dave Posted Friday 24th October 2008 08:01 GMT
Wha? #
By Daniel Posted Friday 24th October 2008 08:12 GMT
Another case of police's statistical priority #
By Daniel Garcia Posted Friday 24th October 2008 08:16 GMT
I don't need no steenking title #
By Fred Posted Friday 24th October 2008 08:24 GMT
Ah, ye olde Japan is wacked out ploy #
By GBW Posted Friday 24th October 2008 08:34 GMT
Murder #
By Richard Posted Friday 24th October 2008 08:35 GMT
RM -R * #
By Nick Posted Friday 24th October 2008 08:47 GMT
Sad #
By RainForestGuppy Posted Friday 24th October 2008 08:56 GMT
"Stop that! It's far too silly..!" #
By Alex Posted Friday 24th October 2008 08:59 GMT
I'll keep my first life... #
By Pete Posted Friday 24th October 2008 09:02 GMT
Oh come on... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 24th October 2008 09:04 GMT
He was lucky....... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 24th October 2008 09:06 GMT
I'm sorry, but like, WTF? #
By Martin Milan Posted Friday 24th October 2008 09:14 GMT
ok that is it #
By michael Posted Friday 24th October 2008 09:20 GMT
What's happening? #
By Ash Posted Friday 24th October 2008 09:27 GMT
A new genre #
By Kevsy Posted Friday 24th October 2008 09:48 GMT
Wut #
By Steven Foster Posted Friday 24th October 2008 09:56 GMT
IT's game for F***** sake #
By Dazed and Confused Posted Friday 24th October 2008 10:30 GMT
ahem .. #
By Dapprman Posted Friday 24th October 2008 10:30 GMT
So dude... #
By Bad Beaver Posted Friday 24th October 2008 10:42 GMT
@Alan Fisher #
By TeeCee Posted Friday 24th October 2008 11:23 GMT
how many years for.... #
By Bo Pedersen Posted Friday 24th October 2008 11:26 GMT
He should have had the locks changed. #
By Alan Swartz Posted Friday 24th October 2008 11:39 GMT
Sad bastards #
By FreeTard Posted Friday 24th October 2008 11:45 GMT
"He went to the police when he realised his character was missing." #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 24th October 2008 11:48 GMT
And to think that just the other day... #
By Wize Posted Friday 24th October 2008 11:50 GMT
To think people like this are allowed on the street #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 24th October 2008 12:07 GMT
Hang on a minute... #
By g00p Posted Friday 24th October 2008 12:15 GMT
Hacking ? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 24th October 2008 12:19 GMT
And so it begins #
By Rob Posted Friday 24th October 2008 12:25 GMT
Next Up... #
By Frank Bough Posted Friday 24th October 2008 12:30 GMT
Ever heard of backups? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 24th October 2008 12:40 GMT
Will someone #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 24th October 2008 14:15 GMT
The lesson... #
By david Posted Friday 24th October 2008 15:28 GMT
And this is why.. #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 24th October 2008 15:32 GMT
Mike Flugennock #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 24th October 2008 19:03 GMT
Virtual Death Penalty #
By Cristhian Mejia Posted Friday 24th October 2008 23:03 GMT
Obviously... #
By Andus McCoatover Posted Monday 3rd November 2008 14:00 GMT