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Comments on: Winning contestant dies during competitive eating event
slack jhonralizm? #
By Simon Posted Friday 24th October 2008 22:47 GMT
Darwin award? #
By JK Posted Saturday 25th October 2008 01:01 GMT
Life imitates Simpsons #
By Jach Posted Saturday 25th October 2008 01:03 GMT
sickening & sad #
By Ricky H Posted Saturday 25th October 2008 07:43 GMT
Sad? #
By Elmer Phud Posted Saturday 25th October 2008 10:40 GMT
Cost of Life #
By Andrew Barr Posted Saturday 25th October 2008 11:31 GMT
This reminds me of... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Saturday 25th October 2008 13:24 GMT
"Big Stomach King" #
By Winkypop Posted Saturday 25th October 2008 14:30 GMT
Great #
By Seán Posted Saturday 25th October 2008 17:12 GMT
I imitate life #
By Simpson Posted Saturday 25th October 2008 21:18 GMT
I can eat 50 eggs... #
By david Posted Sunday 26th October 2008 18:11 GMT
....How MUCH?! #
By Alex Posted Monday 27th October 2008 10:05 GMT
@Ricky #
By Chris Paulson Posted Monday 27th October 2008 10:33 GMT
two buns filled with rice and cheese #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 27th October 2008 10:38 GMT
New headline #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 27th October 2008 12:12 GMT
Rice Pudding... #
By Brian Posted Monday 27th October 2008 14:25 GMT
All for one (and me for myself?) #
By kerlmann Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 10:06 GMT