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Comments on: Winning contestant dies during competitive eating event

slack jhonralizm? 

Posted Friday 24th October 2008 22:47 GMT

Paris Hilton

"two buns filled with rice and cheese as well as some of his teammate's food"

They would be elephant sized buns then or a duff bit of automatic translation (that would be the IT angle, then...).

Paris, because she can (video evidence) scoff more than that.

Darwin award? 

Posted Saturday 25th October 2008 01:01 GMT

Is he eligible?

Life imitates Simpsons 

Posted Saturday 25th October 2008 01:03 GMT

Anyone else think of the episode where Homer competes with the trucker in a meat eating contest and the trucker dies after finishing?

sickening & sad 

Posted Saturday 25th October 2008 07:43 GMT

Heart

Almost as bad as the woman who held her Wee for a Wii. Do humans really care about suffering (starvation) thousands of miles away in countries they will never visit? At a time of global shocks and shortages, any kind of excess should be shunned by the media not promoted.

Have a heart !

Sad? 

Posted Saturday 25th October 2008 10:40 GMT

Stop

Sad? possibly the sad bugger who thought that eating competitions were a good thing.

And sickening still those who promote the idea of stuffing yer gut.

What do you expect but dead people.

But, there are places on the planet where such events would be labelled as 'sport' and the Olympic Committee would be hassled in to including speed and quantity eating for the games.

Cost of Life 

Posted Saturday 25th October 2008 11:31 GMT

Stop

in this case £38 - walks away shaking head!!!!

Stop - cos he did!!

This reminds me of... 

Posted Saturday 25th October 2008 13:24 GMT

the cartoon Mickey and the beanstalk where Goofy and Donald are singing about food and how they "wanna eat and eat and eat and eat and eat until they die...."

"Big Stomach King" 

Posted Saturday 25th October 2008 14:30 GMT

Coat

Is that a franchise of Burger King?

Great 

Posted Saturday 25th October 2008 17:12 GMT

Cool, death strikes someone who truly deserves it. I hope everyone who entered the competition was poisoned by fate.

I imitate life 

Posted Saturday 25th October 2008 21:18 GMT

Note to self: Do not enter rice eating contest.

Rice absorbs water and expands. I would think that rice is not the ideal food for a eating contest.

@Ricky H,

Your guilt is not misplaced, it really is all your fault.

I can eat 50 eggs... 

Posted Sunday 26th October 2008 18:11 GMT

Coat

...er, I meam buns

....How MUCH?! 

Posted Monday 27th October 2008 10:05 GMT

IT Angle

£38?!!?

DARWINIAN AWARD NOMINEE...

Shame, shame...

@Ricky 

Posted Monday 27th October 2008 10:33 GMT

Dead Vulture

>Do humans really care about suffering (starvation) thousands of miles away in countries they will never visit?

NO!!!!!

two buns filled with rice and cheese 

Posted Monday 27th October 2008 10:38 GMT

Boffin

my money's on the rice being undercooked.

New headline 

Posted Monday 27th October 2008 12:12 GMT

Coat

Death catches up with "Big Stomach King" title winner

Nominated for Darwin Award instead

Rice Pudding... 

Posted Monday 27th October 2008 14:25 GMT

Paris Hilton

We used to have an Ambrosia Creamed Rice contest at Uni - 32 seconds was my best for downing 1/2 pint of the creamy nectar :o)

I guess the guy was just unlucky, since one of my mates used to be able to do 6 Big Macs at one go, so two rice/cheese buns sounds a bit soft.

Paris, just because of the buns.

All for one (and me for myself?) 

Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 10:06 GMT

Unhappy

@Chris Paulson

Humans clucking well should care about the fate of the rest of the planet. In case you hadn't noticed, we're all here living together at the same time - separated by a few thousand miles of land and sea, and although you might not believe it, we're all the same species. I thought it was human nature to show a little compassion about others? Or is it out of sight, out of mind? Head in the sand, I'm all right jack, tough crap on the rest of the planet?

Thank your lucky stars folks that you were born into the relatively rich west (yes, credit crunch notwithstanding), which, for all its faults, is an infinitely better place to live in than a resource-poor nation controlled by a megalomaniac who doesn't give a fig about the welfare of the people he purports to serve. You can take your pick from dozens, if not hundreds of these.

Have a little perspective.

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