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FFS what an EPIC FAIL! 

Posted Wednesday 22nd October 2008 16:24 GMT

I've listened to a few random threads on here and I have now chewed my own leg off in desperation... Who cares?!? At least you can speed-read crap blogs... God this is such a bad idea...

Oh, God, if you exist, please kill me NOW. 

Posted Wednesday 22nd October 2008 16:25 GMT

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Just spent about two minutes there, and it was all I could stand. There's this one thread featuring people mumbling about whether they love or hate Marmite. Oh, sweet friggin' Jayzus.

...anybody else here remember that old Monty Python sketch, a tv talk show called "Interesting People". John Cleese played a guest who was interested in shouting. "OH YEAH, I'M INTERESTED IN SHOUTIN', ALRIGHT! I DO BELIEVE YOU'VE 'IT THE NAIL ON THE 'EAD WIF THAT PARTICULAR OBSERVATION OF YOURS, KEN!!!"

so how long... 

Posted Wednesday 22nd October 2008 17:00 GMT

...until those, erm, interesting emails that mysteriously end up in my spam folder will take over this site?

I think the spam song might be more appropriate.

there is a future for this i think 

Posted Wednesday 22nd October 2008 17:23 GMT

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hmm at the moment from what's on the site you may well be tempted to say what's the point!? but i can see this approach being integrated to written forums - one immediate positive is that you are likely to get a more original debate going than if you are limited to text

Oh good god no. 

Posted Wednesday 22nd October 2008 17:32 GMT

Flame

I've just put it on my browser's block list on the off chance that I ever mistakenly click that link again.

Why on earth would anyone want to listen to the banal chatter of a thousand angst-ridden emo teenagers?

Only time you get a decent conversation 

Posted Wednesday 22nd October 2008 18:10 GMT

nowadays, is when you talk to yourself :)

But, I don't think I really want to hear the mutterings of others, so I will be giving that a miss.

Still, sound is something the web needs to embrace more, and computer generated speech is quite an interesting area. Festival and mbrola have been coming along, but they need more work done on them. Not that this endeavour will push those project along, just saying that's all.

ooook 

Posted Wednesday 22nd October 2008 18:25 GMT

Coat

That's two minutes of my life I'll never get back. I think that site goes on my list of sties to totally avoid.

Mines the one with the ticket to mars in the pocket, cos sites like this are proof the world is going to implode any minute.

re: Oh good god no. 

Posted Wednesday 22nd October 2008 19:13 GMT

"Why on earth would anyone want to listen to the banal chatter of a thousand angst-ridden emo teenagers?"

Pretty much the same thought that runs through my head every time someone mentions web 2.0, blogs, myspace or whatever other "inane drivel = the new internet" shite.

Tell you what. For a small (large) sum of money, I volunteer to go to every school I can possibly visit in one year, and let all the kids know "The world doesn't give a fucking shit about you, shut up and learn something that isn't on Wikipedia, now fuck off and take your myspace shite with you.".

Isn't this already being done... 

Posted Wednesday 22nd October 2008 21:37 GMT

Unhappy

...with those stupid Talking Head videos on YouTube???

Let me guess, Tears for Fears? 

Posted Wednesday 22nd October 2008 22:59 GMT

That intro triggered a memory, I presume you were mentally referring to Shout fro Tears for Fears?

Cute :-)

A new place for illiterates! 

Posted Wednesday 22nd October 2008 23:51 GMT

At least with the stupid discussions, the dummies have to be able to write or at least type their drivel.

No. No. No. No. 

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 01:22 GMT

Coat

Sweet jayzus.

- I tried to think of ways that the site could be useful. Even clicked around to see what sort of passionate debates are going back and forth. Let's hear someone get passionate about their chosen topic, I thought. I found none. Instead I stumbled on paramore_lover's posts.

FFS - There is no defence for this site. Seriously FFS.

I'm off to scrub out my ears with bleach.

@Sandra Greer 

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 04:22 GMT

Paris Hilton

The inability to spell or write coherent sentences has never been a barrier to idiots. (Sarah Palin's responses to simple questions are a good example of the inability to form a coherent thought.)

lol 

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 05:46 GMT

Why do i get the feeling that this guys gonna make a lotta cash out of this heheheh

er.. 

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 07:06 GMT

Why is this any different than the video-based seesmic.com?

Well 

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 07:32 GMT

How is babby formed? I think by removing the barrier of "Being able to use a keyboard" we're lowering the requirements for entry a little bit too far. Its going to be like Yahoo Answers, only worse.

The sooner the better 

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 08:57 GMT

Joke

Just think if this was the only way to communicate on the web then next time you are having that "chat" with busty Samantha, the 18 year old hottie you met in second life, you would really know that she wasnt actualy John, the 48 year old, beer swilling moron pretending to be Samantha

Nothing amazing here - move along. 

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 09:00 GMT

I'm sure that this has been thought of before. However, to date, it had only been thought of by people with sufficient good taste to just wince, shudder slightly and then forget about the whole thing.

Was tempted to laugh this off like everyone else, but... 

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 09:31 GMT

I can see the kidz getting into this. Most of us here would never touch it but this could be the perfect website for 8-13 year olds - and there's a lot of them on the internet. He could do alright. Of course there's nothing there (that they'd want) that you couldn't do with a Skype conference call.

This is why ... 

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 09:32 GMT

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This is why I don't have speakers connected to my PC.

S'alright. 

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 10:04 GMT

Not my cup to tea, but hey, it'll find its place. It's just a forum with speech instead of text (so, no, not like Skype, or youtube as other posters said), but that means its pretty easy to find the conversations you want. Early days, but could go far.

Re: We(')re on theregister.co.uk 

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 10:38 GMT

YO! CHEK ME OUT! I'M IN TEH INTARWEBz!!!11one

YAY!

KBYETHX

Turing test 

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 11:11 GMT

Boffin

Has it passed the Turing test then? How do we know it's a load of zombies/PC's chatting with each other.

There is a point... 

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 12:07 GMT

It's a three point plan.

1: stick a WAI logo on it

2: sell the tech to vBulletin

3: retire to the Bahamas

Thread: "Arts & Culture" 

Posted Sunday 26th October 2008 08:36 GMT

"This topic does not currently contain any threads / shouts. Please feel free to create one and start this topic on its way!"

Says it all, really...

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