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Comments on: One billion unwanted opinions in real-time: Now SHOUTED at you
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re: Oh good god no. #
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@Sandra Greer #
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Thread: "Arts & Culture" #
By Sceptical Bastard Posted Sunday 26th October 2008 08:36 GMT