Retailer roots out humping-hound USB drive
Shagging dog story?
We never thought we’d get the opportunity to say this, but quirky online retailer Brando really does love to do it doggy style.
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The firm has launched a USB Humping Dog Flash Drive featuring an animated plastic pup that pumps away while sucking up your data.
The humping motion’s performed at “high speed”, which Brando claimed “somehow just makes it extra funny”. We concur.

Does it need an explanation?
Inside the mounting mutt lurks an 8GB storage capacity, although the motion might be something you’d rather forget. It connects over USB 2.0 and measures a pocket-friendly 70 x 35 x 72mm.
The icing on the cake is that you can buy the USB Humping Dog Flash Drive as either a “Yellow Dog” - one for Linux fans, surely? - or a “Dalmatian Dog”.
Direct yourself to Brando’s website now, where the pup’s available for $35 (£15/€20).
COMMENTS
Removeable dog?
If you remove the dog, do you only have a butt-plug left?
They should produce one of these
for Mac fanboys... in the shape of Steve Jobs.
Shameless plug? Har har.
Was that really an unintentional USB plug pun?
*Snigger*
Sorry, you're catching me in immature mode. It'll pass, just bring me some coffee.
Can't wait..
.. 'til I get my PAWS on one of those.
I'll get my dog coat
quiet news day?
saw one of these on a clients pc last xmas as a secret santa prezzy
