I'm no IT expert but, unless it switches off your life support machine, a computer virus isn't likely to be lethal. Is it?

Was it because the minister was surfing for porn at work or because he was "bashing the bishop"?

Well somebody had to....

"came under scrutiny for moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office"

I don't want to picture this....

"The powers that be have not yet decided whether a righteous defrocking is in order"

Is that the fictional or real powers that be?

Paris, because everyone seen her defrocked.

"came under scrutiny for moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office"

er... why?

Have you ever tasted a post it note!

"came under scrutiny for moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office"

But don't post it notes come pre-glued?

And isn't there a danger of excessive glue deposits causing a nasty case of sticky knob?

God (through us) invented live Linux CD's ;-)

If only the pastor had known...

Mine's the one with an Ubuntu CD in a pocket.

>"came under scrutiny for moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office"

>I don't want to picture this....

It could have been worse, it could have been "up an orifice".

lol - thanks, brightened my Monday up!

Who scrutinised him while he.....?

Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate !

The real headline news will be when they discover a member of the church who hasn't got kinky, scandalous or deviant sexual proclivities. (Little chance of that, though).

... then you're gullible enought to believe "In order to view this content you need to download this 'CODEC' from www.hackyou.uz'".

Archbishop Anders Wejryd said: "Priests are people too, but I have no understanding at all for someone sitting and surfing for porn on the parish computers."

Of course if he had been molesting the alter boys that would have been quite different. He'd probably be short-listed for pope.

Did no one else read a key phrase in the first sentence as "waNked the plank"?

Why is it belief in invisible friends is usually the least disturbing habit of religious types. I think we should embrace the fundamental lesson of Christianity and crucify the lot of them.

he thought it said PORN when it really said PWN.

"moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office"

Holy cock-juice Batman! Surely the risk of paper-cuts in that area alone makes it too dangerous to consider?

... post-it note sticks you

Is that what you meant by a "tip-off" ?

Jolyon

The question arises what type of porn was he looking at?

Nuns in bondage? (could be prosecuted under the obscene publication act)

Upfrock Choirboys?

or as they are fond of calling their parishioners their "flock"...

Sheep down and dirty.....

Mines the one with the 50p and a mars bar for the choir boy.

"came under scrutiny for moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office"

I'm trying to picture that...

My father and a brother of mine are church ministers...

ok. Now I am trying not to picture this.

... where's the Playmobil?