Isn't it used to fiddle protein levels?

Paris, because she's swallowed her fair share....

I guess in a situation like this Ann Summers just have to suck it up and swallow their pride.

To say "Ann Summer's Yanks Wonky Willy's chocolate"

...if they sell Knob Cheese as well as Willy Spread? And do they do Leg Spread and Chocolate Starfish?

"precautionary" withdrawals are never a safe option.

back to mars bars then

Quote: Ann Summers said: ".... taken all relevant steps to remove the chocolate willy spread ..."

So... where exactly had they put the spread and how difficult was it to remove, and was it indeed, widely spread?

PS: Anyone who doesnt see the IT angle here needs their head examining....

A "precautionary withdrawal" (snarf snarf). So much innuendo, so little time.

obviously someone was dicking around with the stuff :)

Do we really want to know what testing is to be done with regards chocolate willy spread?

"Ok, this is spread #4, applied to John's cock, please suck him off and give us your thoughts."

"mmmm"

-- Richard

Nutella is cheaper and tastes nicer, so this doesn't affect me. Except that I'm bound to be beaten to all 3425436 innuendos that need to be said here.

I'll even leave you to roll your own PH jokes if you know what I mean...

what to do with IT? ... oh look Ann Summers catalogue, what was I going to say.

Loved the fact that Anne Summers is taking action to prevent girls from swallowing.

Try searching for cowgirl and frot. This will be minus any netnanny or filter with pictures and photographs in places.

I've been trying for hours now to find a way of reading that delightfully subtly disturbing piece of phrasing that doesn't sound totally wrong

made by Le bang. Le bang sounds like a porn name.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose d1ck was so long he could suck it. As he wiped off his chin, he said with a grin, if my ear was a c*nt I could f*ck it.

Oh so they've recalled it.. then when haven't they informed purchasers of it?

Customers health not important to them?

Or have the beancounters just decided the statistical risk of getting sued is low?

I think my wife and I will be boycotting Ann Summers from now on, on the grounds of a lack of transparency - unlike their undies!

I'll get my coat