Serial commentard bitchslaps Reg hack
'Run away you little pansy, the databases are coming'
FoTW It's a well-known fact that flames are like number 13 buses - you wait ages for one and then a whole load turn up and once.
Yes indeed, following last week's truly exceptional outburst during which certain Reg readers found themselves on the receiving end of some particularly tasty abuse, we have one Aaron Kempf who rather took exception to Chris Williams' piece on counter-terror databases.
Now, we're not even sure that Kempf fully read the article, or even understood it. No matter, that's never been an impediment to an unholy turdspurt. Here's our analyst's first email:
when are you idiots going to discover that there's nothing wrong with a _DATABASE_?
Seriously-- you hippies need to stop smoking pole* and shivering at the though of _ANYONE_ building a database-- for _ANY_ reason.
No wonder Hitler kicked Englands ass in WW2.. until we had to bail you out. You kids are just a bunch of trippers, dude.
Friggin cry babies, oh, no-- the databases are coming, the databases are coming.
You know, I just built a database to keep track of theRegister using fear in order to prevent people from using a database.
I mean.. WTF Is wrong with you guys?
Data Mining is ineffective? THEY ARE NOT USING DATA MINING, THEY NEED SIMPLE REPORTING!!! Data Mining.. Do you even know what it is??
Before we had time to answer, Kempf discharged another email broadside:
Dude seriously-- you dipshits think that anyone building a couple of 'where clauses' in a database is data mining.
It is not.
Run away you little pansy, the databases are coming, the databases are coming!!!
No wonder you guys are no longer a super-power. Super-Powers aren't scared of a fucking database.
Grow some balls kid, and tell your country.. I'm personally tired of my country saving your country, maybe if you weren't scared of a fucking database-- and maybe if you knew what data mining _WAS_ then maybe you'd have a clue.
But building a database does not equate to data mining.
And databases never hurt nobody. Fucking pansy. 'Run away the databases are coming'.
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