The Register® — Biting the hand that feeds IT

Comments on: Microsoft leaks cloudy OS name

Steve Ballmer 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 11:49 GMT

Paris Hilton

"MS head honcho Steve Ballmer"

For some reason I originally read that as Steve Jobs.

Paris because I was as silly as she is here.

On a serious note, i'm not really for cloud computing. A mix of local and "cloud"-based storage is the best solution methinks, and i'm not willing to pay subsription fees for software either.

Oh here we go again..... 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 11:53 GMT

Thumb Down

is it pronounced:

Strah-tah

Strat-hah

Strhay-tah

Stray-ta

.

.

.

.

Why can't companies just call products simple names. What the hell is Al-loom-in-um? or Jag-war?

Surely not. 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 11:56 GMT

There's no way that they could have confused "strata" - multiple layers of rock - with "strato" - stratus layered cloud - could they?

Elevation 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 12:15 GMT

Happy

They should just call it Heaven (or Hell as the case may be) and skip the half-way names.

that brown looks suspiciously similar to the ubuntu desktop 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 13:02 GMT

copycat microsoft at it again

names 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 13:08 GMT

Joke

After a Fista session you're bound to get a Farter.

title required 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 13:13 GMT

Paris Hilton

moar liek winders shaft-ya amirite?

And before the spelling nazis start bitching, YES THAT WAS INTENTIONAL.

Paris cos she can load my OS any day.

Definition of "Strata" 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 13:22 GMT

Happy

I believe it's a technical term in atmospherics for layer upon layer of vapour and hot air.

How apposite!

As good as the car then? 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 14:21 GMT

Coat

I remember there was a really rubbish Fiat car called Strada... looked it up (no, I didn't edit it):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_Strada

So, whatever it is, it'll be slow and unreliable....

@AC definition of strata 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 14:21 GMT

it's the plural of stratum , a (distinct) geological layer, like a layer of clay over a layer of coal

so I think they picked the right name, despite *believing*, like you, that it's atmospherically related .. and I used the *cloud* via Google / Wikipedia to double check too !

MS, of course, would check Encarta for definitions :)

@AC's definition 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 14:46 GMT

That was pretty droll, thanks for giving me a good laugh.

Personally, I think "Cumulus" would be a better choice.

geology 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 15:26 GMT

Coat

"strata" because it rocks? or because they were stoned when they thought of it?

(Actually they're probably waiting for it to get bedded in... typical conglomerate! Ever since the float, and the fines, I'm inclined to pick on them. If you don't like it - tuff! )

Reg O'Lith,

TCD Geology Dept

(It's the one with the leather elbow patches and rock dust in the seams, ta)

Red Dog 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 16:27 GMT

Guess nobody here knows who Dave Cutler is...

Basic latin grammar 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 17:50 GMT

Paris Hilton

Strata is the plural of stratum.

The plural of stratus, as in cloud, is strati.

I see the word spell-checker has no version for Latin...

Anyway this is likely to be vapourware indeed. And PH just because.

Strata Windows 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 18:05 GMT

Coat

I'm wondering how long it will be before the people at Strata Windows get a legal letter from Microsoft telling them to cease and desist. The sheer cheek of those people in using not just one, but two of Microsoft's trademarks.

It may not be 'passing off' but it's obviously an attempt to ride on the back of Microsoft's worldwide success and well known good name.

(The one with the legal practice certificate in the pocket.........perforated lines at regular intervals....)

Strata? 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 18:57 GMT

Stop

Sedimentary deposition anyone?

I've been on holiday to Wales and watched a cloud moving up the high street. Soggy wet things. Not sure that I'd want to compute with one. Swarm, now that's a better word.

@AC Al-loom-in-um 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 19:13 GMT

Joke

Quite. After nigh-on 13 years coding Delphi I still can't say "Delph-eye" without gagging on my own vomit, even though its is the "correct" pronunciation of the product. What is wrong with these people?

"Stray-tay" For The lazy,drawling bastard Win!

Cloud AV 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 19:53 GMT

IT Angle

The only thing I can think of right now that interests me about cloud computing is using it as an AV and spyware scanner so it's killed before it even gets to my connection.

Cheese strata? 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 20:15 GMT

Coat

... because that's what it looks like if you stack the servers too close together and leave to bake for 35min.

Delicious.

Strata 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 20:20 GMT

Dead Vulture

are where the dinosaurs are buried!

licensing 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 20:32 GMT

I believe that this release will just be a new win 2008 server version with different licensing restriction. Like web server edition but more stripped downand a licence for multiple CPUs. No doubt this is why amazon are able to offer windows on ec2 'sometime this autumn'

makes sense 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 20:32 GMT

Coat

"Strata" is also a way of dividing up property so that a lot of people pay much more for it in pieces than it was worth in total (ie: condominiums). This probably means everyone will end up paying Strata fees the same way they pay a Windows tax now.

Mine's the one without clouds please.

How does this fit in 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 21:00 GMT

Coat

with Blue Sky thinking?

Mine's the one with a windproof, waterproof jacket in the pocket.

"flat featureless clouds, generally grey." 

Posted Thursday 9th October 2008 22:04 GMT

Unhappy

I'm depressed already.

How about ...? 

Posted Friday 10th October 2008 07:36 GMT

Coat

Why didn't they just call it Microsoft Windows Cesspit?

It is the place where everyone is going to store their crap, isn't it?

/Mines the one with Environmental Health on the sleeve.

waste of money? 

Posted Friday 10th October 2008 12:23 GMT

Happy

hehe. They're gonna have fun in Poland. "strata" in polish means "loss" or "waste" (of money).

STRATA == loss 

Posted Friday 10th October 2008 13:34 GMT

Dead Vulture

"Strata" in polish language means literally "loss" .

Strata? 

Posted Monday 13th October 2008 16:26 GMT

How about 'astro-turf'

Don’t Miss

SunSun's surviving staff hit with 'motivation' missive

Exclusive Code: Your solace, our savior

Ubuntu teaser Ubuntu's Karmic Koala bares fangs at Windows 7

Review Shuttleworthian scrap

AppleChange your views: OS X tags exploited

Mac Secrets Apple windows insider

JavaSun preps cell-phone Java plan for netbooks

OpenWorld 09 Modules not globules