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What? No credit? 

Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 12:49 GMT

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That's the last tip I send!

I for one.... 

Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 12:51 GMT

Coat

...welcome our new Arachnid overlords

Mine's the one with 8 sleeves...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!! 

Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 12:55 GMT

Stop

There, that's better.

Somebody send... 

Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 13:07 GMT

Flame

...that man a huge box full of angry Katipo spiders. Or funnel-webs, or brown recluses, or something...

Dancing on the ceiling - Not 

Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 13:16 GMT

Stop

Aaargh. Enough with the musicals.

Musical Spidey? 

Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 13:26 GMT

Coat

Didn't they try this already some years ago with Captain America?

Ouch. 

Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 13:32 GMT

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I'd say it could have promise, if i thought it could have promise. I wonder if they'll do a web-based version.

And Bono?!?!?!?! He should stick to wearing oversized sunglasses and feigning importance.

Oh. My. God. 

Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 13:50 GMT

Paris Hilton

An there i was thinking a Sex and the City film, or an ABBA musical was as low as we could go.

Paris, because as low as she goes, she knows where to stop.

Oblique references to world poverty 

Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 13:51 GMT

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"Everybody gets one. Except these poor children in Africa. Please, everybody, give generously."

"I'm glad I'm aLIVE to AID these people"

Doesn't sound too good either...

Does it look a little like this? 

Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 14:29 GMT

IT Angle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Neguf_c7jGA

What next - Planet of the Apes - the Musical? 

Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 14:52 GMT

Unhappy

Oh, hang on - the Simpsons already did that....

Is there nothing that they won't try to make into a musical?

Twelve Angry Men - The Musical?

Citizen Kane - The Musical?

Angela's Ashes - The Musical?

The Great Gatsby - The Musical?

The Old Man and the Sea - The Musical?

Sigh

Don't be so quick to judge 

Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 15:43 GMT

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There are lots of musicals made from unlikely subject matter - admittedly some are utterly awful, but some are really great too. Whilst I knew from the outset that "Lord of the Rings - The Musical" was going to be appalling drivel of the highest (lowest?) order, consider "Wicked" - readers of the Gregory McGuire novel would never have guessed it could have been turned into a show, much less an award-winning, compelling, highly entertaining one. Some of the other successful musicals of the last 30 years have come from very unlikely material - "Cats", "Miss Saigon", even "Les Miserables". And "The Lion King" might have had slightly more commercially sound material to work with, but it also shows that the inclusion of a pop writer doesn't necessarily equal bad music.

Disclaimer: Whilst I'm a database developer by day, I'm a musical director by night - but I don't have any involvement with Spiderman - The Musical!

@Martin 

Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 15:51 GMT

Debbie does Dallas - The Musical

It works in my head, does that mean I am a bad person?

@ martin 

Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 16:53 GMT

Coat

No, of would have to be musical: the musical. A giant musical flies onto the stage....

Question 

Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 18:51 GMT

Alien

We aliens here at work have a suspicion that the only people who like musicals (well, the ones that take themselves "seriously"; Blues Brothers or South Park don't count, for example) are: Americans, women, or gays -- in no particular order or combination. But given we have no real data on this, what would it be like in England, for example? Other European countries? Asia? Apparently Indians have some taste for this despicable movie gender too, from the snippets I've seen of Bollywood productions. Is that the case? It turns my stomach to see a narrative interrupted by people singing and dancing all of a sudden...

For some reason, even being very musical (and a musician) from an early age, I've always loathed musical movies (specially American ones), which used to show in afternoon TV when I was a kid.

G.W. bush 

Posted Thursday 25th September 2008 00:58 GMT

The musical

OMFG 

Posted Thursday 25th September 2008 00:58 GMT

Pirate

I have now peered into the abyss and seen the terror within.

@Martin 

Posted Thursday 25th September 2008 06:52 GMT

Unhappy

More to the point Martin, are there no original ideas left in the world? I know there is the old adage "There are only 7 plots in the world, all films are variants of these.", but this is just getting stupid and lazy now. I suppose original ideas simply don't "bring in the green".

re:@martin 

Posted Thursday 25th September 2008 10:18 GMT

didn't they do that you brought a ticket for the theatre and they just did a musical you didn't know what it was until you got there sure some one did it at the edinburgh festival one year

Could be worse 

Posted Thursday 25th September 2008 10:36 GMT

I await, with a heavy sense of impending doom, the inevitable arrival of "X-Men!", the forthcoming Lloyd-Webber musico-theatrical extravaganza, featuring songs such as "Magnet Man", "Requiem For A Jellymutant", "Get Outta My Head, Charles" and "I Get No Kick From Yellow Spandex" which are doubtless destined to become all-time classics.

NO! 

Posted Thursday 25th September 2008 10:44 GMT

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Just... NO! First the blatant puberty gags of the film, now THIS!!!! You shirt-lifting dirtbags are fucking ruining great characters, please FUCK OFF!

@J - Family Guy gets away with it too.

More to the point, can we sue these people for taking advantage of Stan Lee's obviously degenerative mental condition?

@Martin 

Posted Thursday 25th September 2008 12:06 GMT

Pirate

Great Gatsby The Musical?

You know scarily enough I can actually see that one working

Good... 

Posted Friday 26th September 2008 07:03 GMT

... Lloth (Lolth) is pleased.

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