Today be talk like a pirate day
Avast, ye scurvy sons o' the IT strumpet
We're sure you don't really need reminding, but today is Talk Like A Pirate Day  - in fact extended into one long buckaneer-lingo weekend since the internationally famous celebration falls on a Friday, me hearties.
Nuff said, really, except to add that it's time to get fired up on grog, keelhaul Noel Edmonds , give Sarah Palin  a lick o' the cat* and burn the good ship Seinfeld  to the waterline, having plundered his chest of Redmond gold. Yaaaaarrrrr... ®
*Or lick Sarah Palin's cat, if ye will.