We're sure you don't really need reminding, but today is Talk Like A Pirate Day - in fact extended into one long buckaneer-lingo weekend since the internationally famous celebration falls on a Friday, me hearties.

Nuff said, really, except to add that it's time to get fired up on grog, keelhaul Noel Edmonds, give Sarah Palin a lick o' the cat* and burn the good ship Seinfeld to the waterline, having plundered his chest of Redmond gold. Yaaaaarrrrr... ®

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*Or lick Sarah Palin's cat, if ye will.