Feeds

Wunderkind starts robot-buster weapons firm

Noel Sharkey backs RoTM droid-defence biz bonanza

SANS - Survey on application security programs

Famed dotcom 1.0 teen millionaire Ben Way has started a company specialising in anti-robot weaponry. Way foresees lucrative business opportunities in suppressing the inevitable rogue killbots and machine rebellions to be expected in coming years.

The new company, WAR Defence (Weapons Against Robots) was launched this week.

"The use of robotics in the military is on the up," said Way in a statement.

"Although the decision to take human life is currently still taken by another human, before long such decisions will be made ... within a robot.

"Within 15 years robots will be commonplace in the home, and in just another 15 it is likely that they will have the same physical abilities as humans.

"Potentially the consequences of a computer crashing could be devastating. Hence, robotic defence is not just necessary for tackling combatants, but potentially for making sure we have control over our own weaponry."

The techbiz wunderkind, who left school at 16, is now in his late 20s and handles an array of techy ventures via his London-based Rainmakers operation (sample quote: "What we do is not easy to sum up; we invent, create and connect...")

Apart from the new robo-busting venture, Rainmakers is also instrumental in a web-to-mail application referred to as "post over internet protocol", a firm of green plumbers who arrive in electric vans and similar flava-du-jour notionry projects. WAR Defence thus far appears to have little substance beyond the Rainmakers phone number and a flash-heavy, info-lite website.

Nonetheless, the company assures the soon-to-be-annihilated population that it is engaged in all kinds of hefty droid-defence tech development. Promised goodies include "Autonomous-Against-Autonomous" and "Biological-Against-Autonomous" weaponry, plus "real-time detection systems" with "HUD integration" and "pattern movement tracking" to scan for "robotic entities".

If these don't stem the tide of malignant mayhem-minded mechanoids bent upon humanity's overthrow, WAR Defence promises "robo viruses" able to "infiltrate and control" the enemy droids; or alternatively you might be interested in some "molten metal ballistics".

Astonishingly, Way reckons that he's already in product development on the legendary, circuitry-frying electropulse/high-powered-microwave bomb. Despite the fact that even the mighty US military don't see any such programme starting until 2012 - assuming success in ongoing basic-principles research - WAR Defence says it is already working on the Electric Storm-AX1, a "simple to use microwave high energy device that disrupts and destroys nearby electrical systems". Even more remarkably, according to the accompanying graphic the Storm-AX1 appears to run on clockwork.

By now it will come as no surprise that Way's efforts to defend humanity against the coming frenzy of automated slaughter have won authoritative backing from Professor Noel Sharkey of Sheffield Uni. Sharkey (sample quote: "I can imagine a little girl being zapped because she points her ice cream at a robot to share") is well-known for his colourful robopocalypse warnings.

Speaking of Way's WAR Defence effort, the media'n'AI prof said that the planned virus plagues, pulse bombs and robot sniffers would surely come in handy when the machine praetorians of tomorrow's corrupt human polities inevitably turn on their jaded fleshy overlords.

"This is the first real response that I have seen to the predicted rise in the use of autonomous military robots," said the arm-waving prof, quoted by Way. "It testifies to the dangerous slippery slope that we seem to be inevitably sliding down.

"Ben Way has certainly picked up on the magnitude of the impending threat ... I really hope that it does not come down to the use of these devices."

According to the WAR Defence press release:

WAR Defence is the world's first defence company specifically targeted at protecting us against the current and emerging threats posed by robotics and is said to be already in talks with several Government defence agencies.

(Our emphasis.)

We phoned up WAR Defence and asked who had said they were in talks with several government defence agencies, and whether it was true. A company spokesperson said "I don't know", and promised to get back to us. Company PR later confirmed that this was a question which could only be answered by Mr Way himself, but he couldn't be reached just then.

As of publication we haven't heard anything further. ®

Top three mobile application threats

More from The Register

next story
Red-faced LOHAN team 'fesses up in blown SPEARS fuse fiasco
Standing in the corner, big pointy 'D' hats
KILLER SPONGES menacing California coastline
Surfers are safe, crustaceans less so
Fancy joining Reg hack on quid-a-day challenge?
Recruiting now for charity starvation diet
LOHAN's Punch and Judy show relaunches Thursday
Weather looking good for second pop at test flights
Discovery time for 200m WONDER MATERIALS shaved from 4 MILLENNIA... to 4 years
Alloy, Alloy: Boffins in speed-classification breakthrough
Curiosity finds not-very-Australian-shaped rock on Mars
File under 'messianic pastries' and move on, people
Elon Musk's LEAKY THRUSTER gas stalls Space Station supply run
Helium seeps from Falcon 9 first stage, delays new legs for NASA robonaut
Top Secret US payload launched into space successfully
Clandestine NRO spacecraft sets off on its unknown mission
prev story

Whitepapers

Designing a defence for mobile apps
In this whitepaper learn the various considerations for defending mobile applications; from the mobile application architecture itself to the myriad testing technologies needed to properly assess mobile applications risk.
3 Big data security analytics techniques
Applying these Big Data security analytics techniques can help you make your business safer by detecting attacks early, before significant damage is done.
Five 3D headsets to be won!
We were so impressed by the Durovis Dive headset we’ve asked the company to give some away to Reg readers.
The benefits of software based PBX
Why you should break free from your proprietary PBX and how to leverage your existing server hardware.
Securing web applications made simple and scalable
In this whitepaper learn how automated security testing can provide a simple and scalable way to protect your web applications.