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Comments on: Robot airliner anti-missile escorts proposed

Great... 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 09:44 GMT

Coat

...until one of them decides to take out 'it's master'!

Mines the one with the EMP unit in the pocket..

I for one 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 09:54 GMT

Black Helicopters

welcome the first wave of flying overlords

oh no! 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 10:05 GMT

Coat

just when you thought the EasyJet online booking procedure couldn't get any more complicated...

Awful idea 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 10:15 GMT

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allowing a drone to fly in formation with an airliner introduces two big problems..

A: A hacked drone could do the job of the missile.

B: Drones can crash too and again this can, albeit accidentally, bring down the airliner.

In general it can be said that, for safety at least, simplier is better and in this case... Airliners and drones flying in formation is not a simple thing.

Shurely... 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 10:29 GMT

Stop

... you just fire 2 missiles now: one to take out the drone, one to take out the airliner?

Crash and Burn 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 10:34 GMT

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So would this not just double the traffic in an already overcrowded airspace? I wonder how long it would be before a plane is downed by a mid-air collision between an aircraft and it's escort.

P.S. I don't like the new icons.

Fire 2 missiles 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 10:41 GMT

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So 1 drone takes down 1 missile.... so why wouldn't you fire 2 missiles, or 3? Or fire thousands of bullets phalanx style.....

@Alex 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 10:42 GMT

If one of these missiles chooses to attack the airplane instead it will be sent for retraining. We take not killing our customers seriously and will issue a robust and far-reaching response every time it happens.

Post anonymously? 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 10:43 GMT

Coat

Actually... apart from being a massive pork barrel this system doesn't seem that far fetched... presumably the droids would be controlled from the ground at least during take off and landing... the system would probably be scrapped faster than you can say british beef if one of the droids decided to clip a 747 either by accident or by design (on apparent colision course with master: check, hot exhaust profile: check, 'fired' from ground: check... must be a missile then ;o)

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because Islamic terrorists would never think of reading from right to left....

My patent 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 10:46 GMT

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The tiger-repelling rock.

"You don't see any tigers around here do you?"

Must be great to potentially get contracts worth millions for something thats never happened.

Oh and these new icons are SHITE!

The Benefits of FUD 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 10:46 GMT

Coat

So for a threat that's barely there (lower risk than crossing the road, for instance) a large defence company plans to profit from making an extremely expensive product that no-one really needs.

For that to work, then some people, somewhere (use your imagination) would have to beat up the threat to create an apparent need. Hmmmm. It's not like that's ever happened before .....

Mine's the cloak with the dagger in the pocket.

Oversight 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 10:50 GMT

"If this failed, the robot aircraft would take the hit."

Er what happens if they fire another missile?

Again with the aircraft... 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 10:51 GMT

I can't really be bothered to look for them right now, but I'd be interested to see the stats on the targets of successful terrorist attacks. Are flights really that heavily targetted that such a seemingly enormous effort needs to be poured into "protecting" them, be that through "enhanced" "security" in airports, or schemes such as this? A breakdown of terrorist "kills" by location related to the amount of money spent on mediating this risk would be nice.. And before anyone starts, one life lost is too many yadda yadda yadda.. Yes. I know. I'm just interested in whether or not the response is proportionate..

This is, until that same department actually wants to shoot one down? 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 11:08 GMT

One of the most pesimistic and depressing elements of the way that the attacks of 2001 were dealt with by the US government, was the scrambling of the Air Force with orders to shoot down any other airliners that might show signs of having been hijacked. On this assumption - that the only way of deflecting a rogue airliner would be to destroy that airliner - are the Air Force to have some means of circumventing these defensive features? After all, when you've declared war on 'being afraid', even your own people become legitimate targets.

What if an Air Force jet gets hijacked?

Surely there comes a point where putting in counter-counter-counter measures no longer make sense, and a better option might be to stop making enemies?

stupid idea 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 11:12 GMT

The probability of a collision between drone and aircraft, resulting in a crash, is surely higher than, or comparable to, the probability of a terrorist shooting a missile at a plane. This is therefore a waste of time, since it would cause more accidents than it prevented.

In any case, passengers are far more likely to be killed by a regular crash. Hence, it would make more sense to spend the money making plane crashes moderately survivable instead; for example by properly fireproofing the interior, using multi-point seat belts, airbags, or any of the multitude of other technologies that are in cars, but not aircraft.

MANPADS? 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 11:36 GMT

Coat

They advertise manpads on Saga TV; they avoid much embarrassment to the sphincterially-challenged.

Opportunity cost? 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 11:40 GMT

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This sounds like a classic movie-plot threat, and movie-plot response. Wouldn't paying this money to informants inside the terror community be a better use of the money? This proposal was being discussed six years ago (see http://dir.salon.com/story/news/feature/2002/11/22/missiles/index3.html), and there are significant problems associated with it: like, given the very small number of missiles that might be fired at commercial aircraft (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MANPADS#Notable_uses_against_civilian_aircraft; four attacks since 1993, mostly in warzones), and given the hundreds of drones that would need to fly 24 hours per day, isn't an aircraft more likely to be brought down by a faulty drone than a properly launched missile? It's the base-rate fallacy all over again.

Why can't missiles tell the difference.... 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 11:49 GMT

Pirate

... between a jet engine and a flare? Surely it's only a matter of time before the technology advances enough?

manpads? seriously? 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 11:52 GMT

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could someone not have come up with a better name?

manpads, now with wings!

I thought the only people to have shot down airliners... 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 11:55 GMT

Unhappy

...in living memory where the US air force on "practice" manoeuvres?

Either way, this is scary. I'm really not worried about that possibility, but I am getting very scared of what the west is turning into.

Patent? 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 11:57 GMT

Go

Hard to see how any of this is patentable: merely an escorting fighter (already common-place) fitted with a robot pilot.

Glad to hear that the idea is being talked about though.

Nice idea, but... 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 12:08 GMT

Honeywell are right about the cost of fitting every airliner with protection against a rare threat. But this isn't a cheap answer either. And it still seems to need extra gear on the airliner.

And actually getting these robots to work as advertised is going to be an interesting, and well-paid, engineering problem.

Building robots which will collide with fewer airliners than are successfully attacked by MANPADS could be a tad tricky. And they shouldn't be accidentally falling out of the sky, either. Look at where the flightpaths for Heathrow are.

Has to be americans. 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 12:16 GMT

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The cost of having the drones will be huge, the cost of flying them will be huge and who is paying for all this. The air lines? Airports and then who pays for them... customers...

Wouldn't it be better to say military planes and air force 1 will be protected. Then military budgets can be wasted on them instead?

No one has shot down a plane with one, and no one has shot at one outside Africa.

Cheaper to just surround the airport with CCTV and roving patrols of armed guards. 50 grand a year for two guys with machine guns. Or a couple of million per unit with fuel costs and the operator costs to fly them for each plane?.

I would love to see the airtraffic controllers bill for that one... Landing double the number planes on an airfield just to get the drones back for the next flight. Heathrow lands a plane every one and a half minutes. So you go figure the drones into that.

So what about 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 12:16 GMT

Stop

someone who fires two rockets at the same plane? Or number of drones + 1 rockets, anyway. Like one of those anti-air tracer-ammo-equipped guns you see on the news?

Still, seems a pretty good idea if they're just having rockets shot at them one-at-a-time.

well 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 12:23 GMT

Considering it's the Americans who have more experience in shooting down an airliner, it's interesting that they are offering a defence against it.

MANPADS 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 12:27 GMT

Heart

Sounds like some kind of incontinence product for men?

prior art 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 12:42 GMT

Black Helicopters

R-Type (IIRC) and similar shooters (the ones with power-ups that give escorts that fly in formation around your ship) surely constitute prior art? If not, I predict a hasty rush to install MAME on all defence contractors' patent lawyers' LANs. Send off every Zig!

So many reasons this will never work 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 12:45 GMT

Where to begin...? The extra runway that would be needed to launch the drone in parallel with the plane; the number of drones needed to protect a plane taking off every two minutes at Heathrow up to 18000 (and they want to increase that to 90 seconds); multiple missiles (obviously); after the first drone has sacrificed itself, what "protects" planes until its replacement arrives; etc, etc. I can't believe I even bothered to spend time replying to such an obviously stupid idea.

Would This Have Saved that Air Iran Flight? 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 12:48 GMT

Just wondering, since I think that may be the only airliner ever downed by a missile...

Oh, and you have a bug in FF 3/Mac. The subject box is shorter than its surrounding border, so the text just disappears.

@David Hicks 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 12:54 GMT

Pirate

Forgive me for saying, but that's a short memory you have. The then USSR shot down KAL Flight 007 over Kamchatka in 1983 with the loss of 269 lives. It caused an enormous international uproar with various serious threats being made and suspension or cancellation of many diplomatic activities.

Air traffic gridlock 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 12:57 GMT

Unhappy

So sitting on the ground at LaGuardia for an extra 2 hours because there are too many planes around isn't enough, now I can sit there because the drones need to come in for fuel?

"Uh, we're sorry folks, but we'll be delayed another hour or so, as the runway is in use to land the drones. No, not a Northwest flight (sorry - old joke), but the ones to protect you and make sure your flight isn't interrupted."

Wake vortices 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 13:10 GMT

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An absolutely stupid idea, another aircraft, even a computer controlled drone, cannot fly that close to a large airliner during take off due to wake vortices. Certainly not close enough to prevent a missile from locking on to the air liner during the early stages of flight. You either put the counter measures on the airliner itself, or you don't worry about threats far less likely than the crashes for other reasons such as Madrid.

Another airline tax? 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 13:36 GMT

So after charging extra for fuel, baggage, e-check-in, insurance, credit cards, airport improvements and wheelchairs; the airline will be able to add a £5000 drone charge to every £1 flight to Oslo.

Of course if you fly RyanAir you just get a paperplane reading 'Come get me ya bastards!' towed behind the 737.

Re: Oversight 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 14:21 GMT

Coat

You're missing a trick here; if each bot can only deal with one missile it's not a disadvantage....

Oh no, it's an opportunity to SELL MORE BOTS!

Whole swarms of the little guys whooshing around the airplane, doing barrel rolls of delight at the honour of guarding you (yes, you sir!) as you head off on your holidays...

Come to think of it some kind of mob of groundbased bots to rush over and jump up and down on the nasty people firing at the airplane might be a good idea?

ps. It's possible that I've been spending too much time with the sales guys recently... '=|

I'd like to see the numbers... 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 15:49 GMT

...on how many people this hairbrained idea will get killed.

Even assuming flawless engineering (HA!), flawless implementation (HA! HA!), and zero probability of collision between a drone and a plane it's escorting (HA! HA! HA!), this plan is going to cause deaths. I guarantee it.

Building and operating flying-drone escorts for passenger planes will raise the price of airline tickets. No way around it; te money has to come from somewhere. Higher ticket prices will mean that fewer people will fly and more people will choose some other form of transportation, such as driving to their destination. Automobiles are statistically far more dangerous than planes, so some of those people who choose to drive instead will crash and die.

Now, given the number of folks in the industrialized world who've been killed when their airliners were shot down by "teh terrerists" (a number that's been holding steady at, oh, about ZERO for the last few decades), and given the nonzero number of folks who die in car wrecks every year, this seems like a losing proposition to me.

@Franklin 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 17:31 GMT

"(a number that's been holding steady at, oh, about ZERO for the last few decades)"

Oh look, you're wrong.

'94 - Unknown's MANPAD destroys diplomatic jet with the presidents of Rwanda and Burundi onboard

'97 - Rebel's MANPAD destroys cargo Yugoslavian transport

'98 - Rebel's MANPAD destroys passenger Congo Airlines 727

'99 - Rebel's MANPAD destroys UN C-130 over Angola

'01 - Rebel's MANPAD damages UN 727 over Angola

'02 - Two Islamicist's MANPADs miss an Isralie 757 over Kenya

There's been a number of incidents of MANPAD'd being siezed from rogue arms dealers since because of the spotlight on the issue given by the attack on a passenger flight in 02. More, a single attack would have deverstating economic consequences - it's a classic "low intensity war" move, and very dangerous.

(Heck, a "principled" green movement could use decoy rockets to stir up panic over air travel. That'd be more effective in some of the far-nutty greener's minds than more taxes on avgas...)

@andrew 

Posted Monday 15th September 2008 17:55 GMT

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That's why I specified "industrialized countries". This sort of kit would only be deployed in places that don't need it. I don't see it getting used in commercial airports in what used to be Yugoslavia, somehow.

why do the drones need the flares? 

Posted Tuesday 16th September 2008 00:24 GMT

Why not just put a flare/chaff system on the freaking airliner?

p.s. if the chase bot is on the wrong side of the plane, say right side... and the rocket launched comes from the left, how is it going to manuever into place in time, fire flairs... then plot and manage an intercept course, all while not hitting the plane, causing wierd wind etc? Last time I checked, rockets are pretty fast. Hell why not put an encapsulated pop-out chain gun the bottom that can poke holes in the rocket... or a small stinger battery? Or field a ground based interceptor system? I'm guessing you don't want this stuff on all planes, just the ones in landing in Africa or in the East/Russia?

Re: KAL Flight 007 

Posted Tuesday 16th September 2008 09:06 GMT

Bad example for three reasons.

First of all, KAL Flight 007 was at cruising altitude when it got shot down, so it was neither taking off nor landing, which therefor puts it out of reach of terrorists.

Second, it was shot down by Soviet fighter planes, which does not compare to ground-launched missiles of any kind.

Third, and most important, it wasn't terrorists that downed the flight, it was the military forces of an independent country - which puts the means to the end way out of reach of terrorists as well.

I mean really, if any country decides to shoot down a commercial airplane, do you really think there is a chance in Hell that the hapless passengers have a chance of making it back home alive ?

The subject is terrorism, not state-sanctioned termination. You can argue that the then-USSR was guilty of a terrorist act and I will heartily agree, but you must also admit that the USSR had a bit more tools at its disposition than any terrorist organization has or will ever have.

Apples and oranges, sir.

Another movie-plot threat makes it to reality 

Posted Tuesday 16th September 2008 09:38 GMT

is common-sense and realistic perspective really so rare in the upper echelons of society?

If it takes 3 minutes to get to 13,000 ft (at ~4,000fpm) then a drone will have a minimum turnaround of 6 minutes (ascent & descent). Factor in taxi to take-off / formation, approach patterning and post-landing taxiing and refuelling then the time between drone take-offs will be in the order of 20 minutes assuming 100% efficiency and no failures or snafus.

Taking a wild guess at there being 150 major airports in the mainland US, with an average of, say, 1 take off per minute then there will be a requirement of 3,000 drones, again assuming 100% efficiency. This number would be doubled when you factor in maintenance rotations and breakdowns.

This will also increase the amount of pollution in and around airports by a significant factor, and will double the amount of air traffic in the sky below 13,000 ft. Half of this sub 13k traffic will be on remote (I assume).

So in summary, they are proposing increasing fuel consumption, pollution, and risk of mid-air collision, to offset the potential risk of a terrorist obtaining a MANPAD and taking a potshot at an airliner - something that has only ever happened in a warzone ... oh and a movie.

Why not just equip airliners with chaff and flare dispensers?

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