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Comments on: US boffins develop self cleaning gecko-foot glue

Where's David Icke when you need him? 

Posted Thursday 11th September 2008 11:27 GMT

Coat

Clearly the rise (no fall) of the lizard army.

Mine's the one stuck to the ceiling...

Important use of gecko-tech ... 

Posted Thursday 11th September 2008 11:29 GMT

Goalie gloves

It has to be said 

Posted Thursday 11th September 2008 12:35 GMT

Happy

I, for one, welcome our squamatan feminine dominatrixes.

tsk tsk 

Posted Thursday 11th September 2008 12:39 GMT

Dead Vulture

Geckos do not gambol! They scurry.

Oh dear, maybe someone was fantasising about cute little lambs....

All this to replace a PostIt note? 

Posted Thursday 11th September 2008 12:45 GMT

They seem to stick to most things, so can't we just cover our latest robo-deathreapers with little pieces of yellow paper?

Zetribe 

Posted Thursday 11th September 2008 13:08 GMT

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Perhaps there is a difference in the Casimir forces acting on male and female Gekko feet that with further analysis could provide a quantitative measure on the supposed 'Glass Ceiling Affect' that only appears to affect females. This could be a boon to architects who need to precisley define how high a glass ceiling should be.

RE: Where's David Icke when you need him? 

Posted Thursday 11th September 2008 15:32 GMT

Coat

I'm sure there is plenty of D.Icke to go around.

Duh 

Posted Thursday 11th September 2008 16:27 GMT

Why can't we just ask Spiderman how he does it?

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