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Comments on: Cops cuff anti-drug ninja vigilantes
weapons possession rap? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 13:57 GMT
playmobile... #
By david Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 14:10 GMT
Can I be the first to say #
By Anonymous John Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 14:16 GMT
I wish... #
By Mike Crawshaw Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 14:25 GMT
Re: Weapons Possession rap? #
By James Bassett Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 14:32 GMT
Flocko Would Put a Cap in Their Silly Asses #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 14:34 GMT
For their own protection? #
By Adam Williamson Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 14:36 GMT
Playmobile pix #
By Kev K Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 14:37 GMT
com'on Reg #
By Jamie Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 14:41 GMT
@AC weap #
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Permits please #
By Fab De Marco Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 14:43 GMT
Re: playmobile... #
By It'sa Mea... Mario Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 14:43 GMT
So, what happened to the drug dealers? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 14:50 GMT
Shinobi... #
By Stuart Harrison Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 14:51 GMT
lol #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 14:52 GMT
I blame Michael Winner #
By Elmer Phud Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 15:02 GMT
Nutters... #
By Edward Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 15:05 GMT
Guns vs. Ninja weapons #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 15:11 GMT
@Fab De Marco #
By ZM Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 15:22 GMT
@Stuart Harrison #
By Niall Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 15:33 GMT
Vigilantees #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 15:36 GMT
Sad, sad , sad. #
By Secretgeek Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 15:54 GMT
@zm #
By StopthePropaganda Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 16:01 GMT
Idiots #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 16:11 GMT
...coming from the state where it is illegal to pump your own gas #
By Jon Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 16:51 GMT
@Sad, Sad, Sad #
By Andus McCoatover Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 16:54 GMT
@Fab De Marco #
By Solomon Grundy Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 17:03 GMT
@AC 15:11 #
By Adam Williamson Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 17:08 GMT
Murder rates #
By Al Jones Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 17:36 GMT
ok but #
By Throatwobbler Mangrove Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 18:05 GMT
@StopthePropaganda #
By ZM Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 18:22 GMT
@coming from the state where it is illegal to pump your own gas #
By Andus McCoatover Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 18:39 GMT
to shoot or not to shoot... #
By Wayne Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 21:13 GMT
Arrested is better then dead. #
By MS Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 21:28 GMT
@James Bassett #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 22:58 GMT
Right to bear arms does not mean the right to wave a gun about in public. #
By MS Posted Saturday 23rd August 2008 00:16 GMT
Godwin #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Saturday 23rd August 2008 00:19 GMT
@ Jon #
By NT Posted Saturday 23rd August 2008 00:20 GMT
wow #
By The Mighty Spang Posted Saturday 23rd August 2008 01:00 GMT
Bear Arms #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Saturday 23rd August 2008 01:06 GMT
...It's what's for Dinner #
By Saffy Graham Posted Saturday 23rd August 2008 01:33 GMT
@Wayne #
By Arthur Posted Saturday 23rd August 2008 02:37 GMT
...and in other news! #
By Lager And Crisps Posted Saturday 23rd August 2008 05:36 GMT
@AC #
By Adam Williamson Posted Saturday 23rd August 2008 06:09 GMT
@ Arthur #
By Anomalous Cowherd Posted Saturday 23rd August 2008 08:06 GMT
@Anomalous Cowherd #
By Arthur Posted Saturday 23rd August 2008 10:27 GMT
Ninja's not that tough #
By Basil Baxter Posted Saturday 23rd August 2008 13:36 GMT
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By Phil Posted Sunday 24th August 2008 12:13 GMT
@ Mike Crawshaw #
By Andy Barber Posted Sunday 24th August 2008 20:40 GMT
and on the subject of grammer.. #
By Rich Posted Monday 25th August 2008 05:31 GMT
@Stuart Harrison #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 25th August 2008 11:11 GMT
because cops don't do their job #
By Sillyfellow Posted Monday 25th August 2008 11:34 GMT
@Andy Barber #
By Liam Johnson Posted Monday 25th August 2008 11:36 GMT
2nd Amendment Ninjas #
By Steen Hive Posted Monday 25th August 2008 11:52 GMT
@Stuart Harrison #
By Scott Posted Monday 25th August 2008 12:00 GMT
@Guns vs. Ninja weapons #
By Lars Posted Monday 25th August 2008 13:01 GMT
Right to bear arms #
By Schultz Posted Monday 25th August 2008 13:48 GMT
Baaad guns! #
By Damir Colak Posted Monday 25th August 2008 16:37 GMT
More stats #
By Damir Colak Posted Monday 25th August 2008 16:45 GMT
There's no icon for this level of pedantry, but... #
By NT Posted Tuesday 26th August 2008 07:06 GMT
re More sttats #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 26th August 2008 08:02 GMT
re re More stats #
By Damir Colak Posted Tuesday 26th August 2008 14:25 GMT
Not enough manpower... #
By Tim Posted Tuesday 26th August 2008 15:52 GMT
@By Tim #
By Damir Colak Posted Tuesday 26th August 2008 18:18 GMT
@Andy Barber #
By Dr Patrick J R Harkin Posted Wednesday 27th August 2008 09:24 GMT
@Solomon Grundy #
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@ Damir Colak #
By Stephen Gray Posted Tuesday 2nd September 2008 14:56 GMT