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'It's Rainham Sheds, hallelujah...'

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The musically-minded among you will be aware that we at El Reg have a soft spot for corporate anthems - especially those which provoke the desire to pull your teeth out with pliers.

Today, however, we're delighted to announce that we've stumbled across what must be among the most inspired musical promotions ever - a radio ad for UK shed outfit Rainham Sheds which is now gracing the company's website.

Ready? Crank up your PC's speakers and click here...

In case you're wondering who's responsible for this masterpiece, Patrick Barry of Rainham Sheds told El Reg: "It's good isn't it? Hopefullly it will make me a millionaire. Me and my brother thought of it."

Well, it just remains to say: Gentlemen, we salute you. ®

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Rainham Sheds was brought to our attention by Reg adsales jockey Jon "Three Sheds" Westbrook. Apparently, it's where he gets all his sheds, but he wasn't aware of the website until one Alan King tipped him off.

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