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Comments on: Council IT provider's staff exposed back-room operations

Beats filling in forms 

Posted Wednesday 13th August 2008 11:22 GMT

Heart

I can think of worse things to do with a Friday morning.

Can I be the first 

Posted Wednesday 13th August 2008 11:39 GMT

to say it was definitely not JonB and my good self...whiltst I do work in local government, it's miles away from Oldham...

So were they just late celebrating... 

Posted Wednesday 13th August 2008 11:42 GMT

Paris Hilton

... national bike week - or does el Reg have inside knowledge that she isn't?

Paris, because...

Wow 

Posted Wednesday 13th August 2008 12:20 GMT

"transforming customer services" - you're telling me!

But it is Oldham... 

Posted Wednesday 13th August 2008 12:33 GMT

Stop

.. there can't be much else to do around there.

I wonder... 

Posted Wednesday 13th August 2008 13:58 GMT

Paris Hilton

... how long it will take for the clip to appear on the internet with the title "One night in Oldham".

Paris..because is knows all about one nights.

Makes a change 

Posted Wednesday 13th August 2008 14:33 GMT

At least they weren't shagging the council tax payers, as they would have been otherwise.

Aw, c'mon... 

Posted Wednesday 13th August 2008 14:48 GMT

Happy

they were just 'teambuilding'!

Sot of.

As the old joke has it... 

Posted Wednesday 13th August 2008 15:09 GMT

Coat

Is this the right way to Oldham?

The dirty mac, please.

good thing 

Posted Wednesday 13th August 2008 15:21 GMT

these two deviants shall go on the sex offender register like all the other filth on it, only slight better then filthy bicycle molesters.

Re: Jokes of pensionable age 

Posted Wednesday 13th August 2008 15:45 GMT

Boffin

Mrs Smith: "Doctor doctor, there's something wrong with my breasts."

Doctor: "Alright Mrs Smith, take off your bra please, I'll need to weigh them."

Mrs Smith takes off her bra.

Doctor: "Waaaaaaaaay!"

(With appropriate hand motions)

One again... 

Posted Wednesday 13th August 2008 16:20 GMT

Happy

Your reporting is let down by lack of photographs

The daredevil exhibitionists were apparently oblivious to a swelling crowd below 

Posted Wednesday 13th August 2008 18:03 GMT

Happy

Swelling crowd.

Harrrrrrharrrrrharrrrrrrr! :)

where is... 

Posted Wednesday 13th August 2008 18:13 GMT

Where is Google's street car when you need it?

Nick 'em 

Posted Thursday 14th August 2008 11:38 GMT

Add 'em to list 99!!!!

PCSO's 

Posted Thursday 14th August 2008 13:10 GMT

Happy

Are Hobby Bobbies (or any other bobbies) allowed to break into a private building, if there is no crime being commited,

Or is this classed as a Public Disturbance.

Or should the 20+ gawpers be done for Peeping toms?

Any Legal Eagles around and where are the PlayMobiles?

PlayMobile or it didn't happen! 

Posted Thursday 14th August 2008 15:25 GMT

Go

Why is this wrong? Its only natural! All offices should be fitted with private communal rooms or someone should admit that officework is systematic and pointless mental torture.

Just turn it on again. 

Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 11:41 GMT

Coat

Yep, that's me done.

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