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Comments on: German medical team arms man, twice

The problem... 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 00:13 GMT

Joke

The problem however, is the donor was a woman, and now his hands won't let go of his c*ck.

Amendments 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 01:01 GMT

Joke

You can tell it wasn't done in the US because his new arms aren't hairy enough. All that stuff about the right to bear arms, etc...

Gives new meaning to... 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 01:35 GMT

Joke

...arms dealers

Sorry, I had to!

And bang... 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 02:36 GMT

Thumb Up

...goes biometrics relying on finger prints!

From the bleedin obvious dept. 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 03:21 GMT

Coat

"donor who died shortly before the surgery"

Got that the right way round then!

So.... 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 08:22 GMT

He was disarmed and then rearmed. How very German.

re: Problem 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 08:46 GMT

Joke

So normal service then?

is the the start.... 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 09:12 GMT

Coat

of a new Arms race? (sorry couldn't resist)

Fingerprints...? 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 10:48 GMT

IT Angle

So, hopefully the "donor" wasn't an arch crim or pedo or serial rapist.....coz otherwise, it's gonna be tough telling people that you AREN'T the person they accuse you of being, if your fingerprints match what's on file somewhere.....and god help you if the recipient needs to go to the USA....!

Wonder how they chose the "donor"????

Wife must be pleased with his new arms!! 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 11:39 GMT

She's probably been scratching his arse and balls the last few years!!!

Arms dealers... 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 12:09 GMT

The term was used in this context in a Judge Dredd story back in 1982 (I think). It was also used in this context as a running gag in the second series of "A Very Peculiar Practice" in the late 80s.

Sorry, Herby.

incredible, really 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 12:15 GMT

have to say good luck to the man.

this area is also served by the incredible promise of stem cells, which wlil prove to be even more magical, if the promise is realised.

btw, felt slightly put off by the sarcy reporting, i felt the story didn't really need that :\

cheers,

bill

stuff and nonsense: http://www.eupeople.net/forum

"Arma virumque cano" would have been a good title 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 12:39 GMT

But I don't suppose any El Reg journalist is olde enough to have done Latin at school... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeneid

Bionic Man 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 12:42 GMT

Coat

This is pushing it a little too far just in order to become a member of the Steve Austin fan club.

Mine's the body warmer, with the additional arms.....

USCBP 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 13:47 GMT

Boffin

When was the last time you entered the US sir?

Never.

Please hold you fingers on the sensor.

*beep*

*raises an eyebrow* come with me sir.

I 'ope 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 14:18 GMT

'E keeps 'is new limbs out of 'arm's way.

@Stuart Elliott 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 14:20 GMT

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I have that problem! ...don't remember any surgery though.

before he wa 'armless 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 14:45 GMT

Joke

now he has 2 whole armies (in his sleevies)

thats handy!

Well, I hope 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 14:49 GMT

Joke

..they got them the right way round.

I recall that Harry Harrison's eponymous character 'Bill the Galactic Hero' had an arm shot off and replaced with a friend's. Due to typical 23rd century competence, he ended up with two right arms, one black and one white.....

Will they never learn? 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 16:32 GMT

Dead Vulture

My extensive research on the science behind transplants, based on several years of watching low budget horror movies at 2 in the morning, leads me to conclude that these arms WILL most likely have belonged to a demented serial killer, and the new owner WILL be compelled to replicate that killers murders.

I give it thirty days before he manages to tear off one of the arms, before being strangled to death by the other.

It's like these unrelentingly irresponsible doctors live in a vacuum.

We should all give them ... 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 19:27 GMT

Paris Hilton

... a great, big hand!

The doctors I mean, off-course. Because this is really getting somewhere.

And it's a big improvement for anybody considering Cryo.

Just freeze my head please and give me a new body.

Paris: Because she should have a transplant the other way round: Keep the body ditch the brain!

I'm a little disappointed 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 21:11 GMT

Unhappy

I was hoping this was one of those hospital mix-up stories, and he'd gone in for the same operation twice, resulting in two right arms or something.

When will doctors and surgeons wake up to the fact that WE WANT MORE FREAKS, DAMMIT

@ b about stem cells 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 21:18 GMT

Stem cells cannot be used to regenerate a whole limb. You can grow tissue but not a complex mix of tissues (especially when the tissues are from different germ layers).

not the first time 

Posted Saturday 2nd August 2008 21:55 GMT

Pirate

the first time that both arms have been transplantes was january 2000 in france

the second time was march 2000 in austria

I just hope it works out for the guy. 

Posted Sunday 3rd August 2008 14:13 GMT

Ok, I might be a cynical piss taker a lot of the time. But...

@Colonel Panic 

Posted Sunday 3rd August 2008 18:19 GMT

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I salute you, Colonel. I think it's time for a promotion to General.

Re: @Colonel Panic 

Posted Monday 4th August 2008 08:25 GMT

Coat

"I salute you, Colonel. I think it's time for a promotion to General."

Won't he have to change his name to "Protection Fault" then? [/rimshot]

Eythangew ...

And surely I can't be the only one thinking of the episode of Futurama where Fry ends up with the Robot Devil's hands :-)

@Colonel Panic 

Posted Monday 4th August 2008 08:31 GMT

I think we're safe unless he retrains as a plumber.

Aha! 

Posted Monday 4th August 2008 09:42 GMT

Coat

So this is how it starts! anyone want to take bets on when Liquid Snake will begin to manifest?

Mines the one with unpatched sleeves....

SCNR 

Posted Monday 4th August 2008 09:44 GMT

good hand job, apparently

And to celebrate 

Posted Monday 4th August 2008 10:48 GMT

Coat

He's planning on getting legless

Muhahahahahaha! 

Posted Monday 4th August 2008 11:02 GMT

Flame

I am surprised that nobody has mentioned Dr Frankenstein yet. Where will it all end?

Fire, 'cos I think the docs are playing with it far too much.

and from Basil Brush 

Posted Monday 4th August 2008 11:52 GMT

Joke

"... doctors, nurses and assistants spread across five teams working arm-in-arm."

Boom-Boom

limb regeneration 

Posted Monday 4th August 2008 21:46 GMT

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=regrowing-human-limbs

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