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Comments on: Doctors: Third babies are the same as patio heaters
Less children ? #
By John Murgatroyd Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 08:37 GMT
baby unboom #
By David Tebbutt Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 08:40 GMT
Doctors on Population Control. #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 08:46 GMT
The policy no-one dares push #
By Pete Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 08:47 GMT
Madness #
By Ross Chandler Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 08:55 GMT
imagine the BNP's response #
By dave Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 09:00 GMT
Dr Jamie is in the house... #
By Captain Jamie Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 09:01 GMT
Ummm #
By Corrine Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 09:05 GMT
Been waiting for this... #
By Edward Pearson Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 09:06 GMT
Been saying this for years #
By Mycho Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 09:13 GMT
The Real Green Agenda? #
By Michael Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 09:18 GMT
Oh dear #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 09:21 GMT
yeah but while we're at it.... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 09:46 GMT
Somebody has to say this #
By Martin Gregorie Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 09:57 GMT
Accountants already meddle #
By David Pollard Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 10:12 GMT
Offsetting a species guilt for its proliferation #
By Alan W. Rateliff, II Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 10:14 GMT
Solution #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 10:22 GMT
Voluntary birth control cannot save the planet #
By Gerard van Wilgen Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 10:25 GMT
I'd go for the patio heater any day... #
By The Prevaricator Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 10:33 GMT
Sign up today! #
By Andrew Simmons Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 10:35 GMT
Bwahahahaaa! #
By Craig Foster Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 10:51 GMT
Wear a condom! #
By Stefan Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 10:55 GMT
Life on Earth #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 10:56 GMT
Life on Earth #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 10:57 GMT
At last someone has been prepared to say it out loud. #
By Dazed and Confused Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 10:59 GMT
3rd Child #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 11:09 GMT
Doctors have a right #
By Chris G Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 11:11 GMT
Too late #
By anarchic-teapot Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 11:12 GMT
Babies and Patio Heaters #
By David Willis Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 11:21 GMT
Statistics #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 11:24 GMT
Ridiculous #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 11:35 GMT
Reality check #
By Grumpy Old Man Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 11:38 GMT
I think they can shut up #
By Francis Fish Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 11:39 GMT
"35m less Brits" #
By Quirkafleeg Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 11:46 GMT
Depends #
By Fake Fiftyone Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 11:47 GMT
Pot meet Kettle #
By Rick Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 11:57 GMT
good idea, let's start with immigrants! #
By b Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 12:21 GMT
Strike them off! #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 12:22 GMT
Unwanted children #
By Seán Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 12:34 GMT
I can't help but agree #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 12:52 GMT
ahead of the game #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 12:53 GMT
Not sure that I follow/agree with the logic... #
By Anonny Mouse Cow Herd Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 12:57 GMT
Keep Out Of Global Issues #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 13:27 GMT
Hmmmm #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 13:34 GMT
Population Control - You Is Doin It Wrong! #
By h4rm0ny Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 13:46 GMT
So, WE should reduce our population... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 13:48 GMT
HumVee == strecthmarks #
By Glenn Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 13:56 GMT
Boycott the doctors ! #
By Strange Movement Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 14:06 GMT
The major cause of global warming is people #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 14:12 GMT
I'm not one to pick up on grammar... #
By The Prevaricator Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 14:40 GMT
Unfortunately... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 14:46 GMT
In other news... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 14:52 GMT
Third Babies - the solution #
By Philip Grass Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 15:12 GMT
160x the CO2 output of a child in Ethiopia? #
By Adam Foxton Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 15:12 GMT
Idiotic but correct... #
By Adam Williamson Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 15:13 GMT
Breeding for God #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 15:27 GMT
It's about time someone dare to talk about it! #
By greg Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 15:33 GMT
Speachless... #
By Pete "oranges" B. Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 15:41 GMT
Global epidemic #
By RW Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 15:49 GMT
@"While We're At It" AC #
By Adam Foxton Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 15:50 GMT
Agenda #
By Anthony Cristoph Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 16:10 GMT
Final Solution #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 16:21 GMT
Shock: Doctors have been watching old stand-up routines #
By Matthew Cochrane Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 16:47 GMT
Foetal Repurposing. #
By Tanuki Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 17:21 GMT
Marching morons #
By Kevin Patrick Crowley Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 17:31 GMT
Battle of the pseudo-scientists #
By Adrian Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 17:37 GMT
Ah yes, population control #
By Wade Burchette Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 17:45 GMT
The Elephant #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 17:47 GMT
This is some of the dumbest environmental bull ever #
By Thomas Steven Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 17:53 GMT
I was a third child.. #
By Perpetual Cyclist Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 18:24 GMT
Is there anyone else here... #
By Dodgy Geezer Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 19:04 GMT
It'll happen whether we like it or not. #
By Steve Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 19:07 GMT
The End is Nigh #
By goggyturk Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 19:09 GMT
Sounds reasonable to me #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 20:00 GMT
well... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 20:32 GMT
kill em all? #
By Simpson Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 20:55 GMT
I wonder how thick glasses these people use... #
By E_Nigma Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 21:03 GMT
Condoms and non-doms #
By Publius Aelius Hadrianus Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 21:40 GMT
The Domestication of man Continues #
By Vendicar Decarian Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 21:43 GMT
Nasty trend. Don't go there! #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 21:46 GMT
Playing the (wo)man, not the ball #
By Robert Grant Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 21:51 GMT
Latterday Malthusians #
By Gerry Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 23:56 GMT
It's been done before #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 00:55 GMT
@Mycho #
By Robert Brockway Posted Monday 28th July 2008 02:32 GMT
Plague? Could be good... #
By davebarnes Posted Monday 28th July 2008 03:12 GMT
Morons #
By Trix Posted Monday 28th July 2008 04:36 GMT
Babydiesel #
By Pete Posted Monday 28th July 2008 05:00 GMT
Is it just me? #
By AgeingBabyBoomer Posted Monday 28th July 2008 05:06 GMT
It's Simple #
By Bruce Sinton Posted Monday 28th July 2008 06:35 GMT
Tell me something I don't know... #
By lvm Posted Monday 28th July 2008 06:36 GMT
Too many folk #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 06:38 GMT
Missing the point..... #
By Andy Worth Posted Monday 28th July 2008 06:55 GMT
Cretins #
By Mad Mike Posted Monday 28th July 2008 06:58 GMT
@ Oh Dear #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 07:08 GMT
Logan's Run #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 07:13 GMT
Wel well.... #
By Peter R. Posted Monday 28th July 2008 07:25 GMT
You all missed the point... #
By Kevin Kitts Posted Monday 28th July 2008 07:26 GMT
A modest proposal. #
By James Anderson Posted Monday 28th July 2008 07:28 GMT
zero #
By Zmodem Posted Monday 28th July 2008 07:36 GMT
Utter tosh #
By Philip Bune Posted Monday 28th July 2008 08:39 GMT
Infinitely growing population - of course it's necessary #
By P. J. Isserlis Posted Monday 28th July 2008 08:40 GMT
Quality is as important as quantity! #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 08:42 GMT
Less children & Pensions. #
By JonB Posted Monday 28th July 2008 08:43 GMT
If #
By Chris Bradshaw Posted Monday 28th July 2008 08:54 GMT
Someone has to say it... #
By Bengaul Posted Monday 28th July 2008 08:57 GMT
Huh. I'd thought this was what El Reg wanted! #
By Mark Posted Monday 28th July 2008 08:57 GMT
Re: Less children ? #
By Mark Posted Monday 28th July 2008 08:59 GMT
Re: So, WE should reduce our population... #
By Mark Posted Monday 28th July 2008 09:05 GMT
Real problem #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 09:14 GMT
Whats wrong with you people? #
By Mark Posted Monday 28th July 2008 09:25 GMT
Absurd #
By Alexis Vallance Posted Monday 28th July 2008 09:28 GMT
Re: Cretins #
By Sarah Bee Posted Monday 28th July 2008 09:28 GMT
Common sense - well said that man #
By fixit_f Posted Monday 28th July 2008 09:29 GMT
Its easy to fix #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 09:32 GMT
Optimum Population Trust in "talking mince" shock. #
By chris Posted Monday 28th July 2008 09:36 GMT
Pensions? #
By Big_Boomer Posted Monday 28th July 2008 09:42 GMT
It Looks Like the Climate 'Consesus' Just Jumped the Shark #
By Frank Bough Posted Monday 28th July 2008 09:43 GMT
Pensions and that #
By Sam Tana Posted Monday 28th July 2008 09:45 GMT
Whats wrong with you people - part 2 #
By Mark Posted Monday 28th July 2008 09:50 GMT
Bah...... #
By Mark Donnison Posted Monday 28th July 2008 09:52 GMT
Re: It Looks Like the Climate 'Consesus' Just Jumped the Shark #
By Sarah Bee Posted Monday 28th July 2008 10:01 GMT
Physician heal thyself... #
By Simon Langley Posted Monday 28th July 2008 10:17 GMT
Ethiopian children ecofriendly? ... and counting games #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 10:18 GMT
Elderly First?! #
By Stephen Cole Posted Monday 28th July 2008 10:22 GMT
Logical step. #
By Anonymous from Mars Posted Monday 28th July 2008 10:32 GMT
Simple truths #
By Paul R Posted Monday 28th July 2008 10:37 GMT
at last some common sense. #
By oliver Stieber Posted Monday 28th July 2008 10:38 GMT
I love all the casual talk about "population reduction"... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 10:43 GMT
Benefits #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 10:47 GMT
An Alternative #
By James Bassett Posted Monday 28th July 2008 10:52 GMT
eugenics #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 10:52 GMT
Re: Elderly First?! #
By Mark Posted Monday 28th July 2008 10:53 GMT
If... #
By JonB Posted Monday 28th July 2008 11:01 GMT
Theres nowt wrong with patio heaters #
By andy Posted Monday 28th July 2008 11:05 GMT
Income #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 11:06 GMT
I get your point and raise you one...... #
By Mark Donnison Posted Monday 28th July 2008 11:20 GMT
Re: Benefits #
By Mark Posted Monday 28th July 2008 11:27 GMT
@Mark #
By James Pickett Posted Monday 28th July 2008 11:31 GMT
Add crack cocaine to the pill #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 11:32 GMT
if... but... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 11:36 GMT
Immovable objects and irresistible forces #
By Peter Posted Monday 28th July 2008 11:36 GMT
Eh? #
By Colin Jackson Posted Monday 28th July 2008 11:49 GMT
GCSE geography #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 11:52 GMT
But not for pollution... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 11:52 GMT
Re: if... but... #
By Sarah Bee Posted Monday 28th July 2008 11:56 GMT
At the risk of being labeled racist... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 12:00 GMT
They've got a cheek #
By steogede Posted Monday 28th July 2008 12:07 GMT
population control #
By jimmy Posted Monday 28th July 2008 12:08 GMT
Where's my carbon credits? #
By Helmut Watson Posted Monday 28th July 2008 12:17 GMT
OAPs #
By conan Posted Monday 28th July 2008 12:32 GMT
Well done, the doctors #
By Andrew Thomas Posted Monday 28th July 2008 12:39 GMT
The motives of Enviroonmentalism #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 13:30 GMT
@James Pickett #
By Mark Posted Monday 28th July 2008 13:36 GMT
Translation #
By ooFie Posted Monday 28th July 2008 13:39 GMT
More war #
By Simpson Posted Monday 28th July 2008 13:53 GMT
Shall I call my unborn child Hummer? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 14:02 GMT
Re: Shall I call my unborn child Hummer? #
By Mark Posted Monday 28th July 2008 14:28 GMT
Hang on a sec ... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 14:50 GMT
Artificial Intelligence is the Solution #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 15:53 GMT
The Black Death #
By ian Posted Monday 28th July 2008 16:13 GMT
remember #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 16:19 GMT
@Artificial Intelligence is the Solution #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 28th July 2008 16:23 GMT
@David Tebbutt #
By Alan Esworthy Posted Monday 28th July 2008 16:45 GMT
Failing to see the problem here... #
By Mike Richards Posted Monday 28th July 2008 17:06 GMT
Stupid to put Malthus and eugenism in this topic #
By greg Posted Monday 28th July 2008 17:11 GMT
Only in China...er...the UK!! #
By Michael Posted Monday 28th July 2008 18:14 GMT
Population control is within the realm of medicine, thank you very much. #
By Saffy Graham Posted Monday 28th July 2008 22:29 GMT
Space Race 2.0 time... #
By Pete "oranges" B. Posted Monday 28th July 2008 23:31 GMT
Of course they are right #
By Herbert Posted Tuesday 29th July 2008 00:05 GMT
Missing the point #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 29th July 2008 07:31 GMT
Immigration... #
By JonB Posted Tuesday 29th July 2008 08:34 GMT
<no title> #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 29th July 2008 09:36 GMT
heh #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 29th July 2008 10:52 GMT
Re: heh #
By Mark Posted Tuesday 29th July 2008 12:07 GMT
Re: heh #
By Mark Posted Tuesday 29th July 2008 12:09 GMT
@Mark #
By Matt Posted Tuesday 29th July 2008 12:35 GMT
Oh, They Blashpheme! #
By coozoe Posted Tuesday 29th July 2008 13:49 GMT
Less Children = Less Older People (Eventually) #
By Rudolph Farquhar Posted Tuesday 29th July 2008 13:56 GMT
Castrate me please. #
By Tim Elphick Posted Tuesday 29th July 2008 14:24 GMT
@Matt #
By Mark Posted Tuesday 29th July 2008 14:47 GMT
Whose responsibility? #
By Paul Gearon Posted Tuesday 29th July 2008 17:30 GMT
I read 20 or so posts #
By Tom Posted Monday 4th August 2008 14:23 GMT