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When is someone going to honor 

Posted Friday 25th July 2008 19:39 GMT

Happy

all those PanAm spaceflight tickets that were sold in the 60's. If I had the cash I would do it just for the PR alone ;) Ahh, those were the days, for those of us old enough to remember them...........

I'm just waiting for 

Posted Friday 25th July 2008 20:48 GMT

Heart

all the space stewardesses in mod outfits and Velcro shoes.

@Mike 

Posted Friday 25th July 2008 20:52 GMT

I thought the only passenger on a Pan-Am spaceflight, (sic) was the bloke in 2001, a Space Oddity. Then Pam-Am went bust! Try selling your ticket on eBay.

What is it with Branson? 

Posted Friday 25th July 2008 21:12 GMT

Pirate

"Virgin Galactic has not yet set a date for when passengers will get a ride"

Nor has Virgin Media set a rip-off date for Phorm. I hope the fly-ware goes better than the spy-ware.

Beware the bearded-one looking over your shoulder!

@Andy Barber 

Posted Friday 25th July 2008 21:54 GMT

Ah, but he later fell to earth. Problems with global warming or something.

re: your Bootnote 

Posted Friday 25th July 2008 22:41 GMT

Coat

Either that, or the cosmic ray storm will rip a hole in the fabric of space-time and fling them down onto a parallel of Earth where everything is really really huge.

re: re: your Bootnote 

Posted Saturday 26th July 2008 00:47 GMT

Coat

Or they'll end up flung into the future where everyone has very hairy faces and... umm...

70% complete 

Posted Saturday 26th July 2008 01:01 GMT

Joke

http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/original/967381431-00.gif

Maiden Voyage? 

Posted Saturday 26th July 2008 09:18 GMT

I'm sure there will be several test flights before Branson and family fly in it.

It's not "Hawiian Shirt"... 

Posted Saturday 26th July 2008 09:56 GMT

Alien

It's "Jungle Planet X Camoflage Uniform".

Typically overhyped and overmarketed Virgin bollocks. 

Posted Saturday 26th July 2008 13:24 GMT

Flame

I guess it wouldn't sell tickets if it were called what it actually is, which is "Virgin quite high in the atmosphere-ic."

Perhaps Branson would be the first to perform an extra vehicular tropospheric walk for us... no, that would be too much to hope for.

Oh Branson 

Posted Saturday 26th July 2008 20:40 GMT

he was kinda cool, but now the Phorm thing is bad bad bad.

This space thing, wasn't this to do with the winner of his Yanky program; the futon guy.

Well I am still waiting for the space elevator, but I have noticed no one is really taking space seriously, there are tons of resources out, we could strip mine mars, and the lack of friction may make it cheaper than shipping.

Indescribably awesome. 

Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 09:58 GMT

Happy

Whatever you say about Branson or Virgin Galactic or any of the problems (it's suborbital, it's only 5 minutes of zero-g, it's retardedly expensive) associated with it, you have to admit that the idea of being able to buy a flight into space is INDESCRIBABLY AWESOME!

Lost in Space 

Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 20:14 GMT

Joke

Lets hope they fit it with good tracking devices as we dont want another 10 Steve Fossetts do we?

Saying that though, space would make the Nevada Desert look like a village green...

Is anyone still looking for that guy by the way or his is missus too busy spending his billions?

Wishing on a star 

Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 21:09 GMT

Hopefully that beardy prick will be on it when it does a challenger replay.

As mentioned in the electric car comments: 

Posted Monday 28th July 2008 04:21 GMT

The ultrarich are paying for the stuff now so that we get the benefits later - whatever cool tech stuff comes out of this enterprise. Look what NASA did for the world in the way of improved electronics etc.

@Lost in Space ..... Cashing in urChips 

Posted Monday 28th July 2008 07:00 GMT

"Lets hope they fit it with good tracking devices as we dont want another 10 Steve Fossetts do we?

Saying that though, space would make the Nevada Desert look like a village green...

Is anyone still looking for that guy by the way or his is missus too busy spending his billions?" ..... By pctechxp Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 20:14 GMT

Here is some further "expert" news on that speculation, pctechxp .... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2462912/Adventurer-Steve-Fossett-may-have-faked-his-own-death.html

Does anyone remember the original Quatermass story? 

Posted Monday 28th July 2008 08:53 GMT

Alien

The one that goes - three spacemen go up the the first rocket but when it return there is only one person left - an amalgam of all three - with very strange alien abilities.

Aargh don't tell me any more! Bransonia!!

Steve Fossett 

Posted Monday 28th July 2008 08:53 GMT

Has been declared dead and the search operation terminated.

Shouldn't the title of this article really have been.... 

Posted Monday 28th July 2008 10:00 GMT

Coat

"Virgin Galactic people unveil plans to fling rich tools into space" ?

Does it... 

Posted Monday 28th July 2008 10:15 GMT

Stop

.. slow down to 5mph after 30 minutes of flight?

no return? 

Posted Monday 28th July 2008 11:02 GMT

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‘Virgin Galactic to unveil tool to fling rich people into space’

...unfortunately tho' - i think they intend to bring them back again

Virgin brand transport 

Posted Monday 28th July 2008 11:18 GMT

I do hope they get this rocket working smoother than their train service. Although at $200K the pricing is similar.

Science Hell and Handcarts... 

Posted Monday 28th July 2008 12:26 GMT

Dead Vulture

oh dear..

"Once it breaks free, SpaceShipTwo will fire its rockets and take six passengers on a 2 1/2 hour ride into the Earth's thermosphere."

Perhaps one might like to think about that statement! Isn't it the whole journey from start to finich is 2.5 Hrs? and after a 2+ hour ascent, SpaceShipTwo is released fires its rocket for say 2-3 minutes and then plummets like a ballistic projectile in a timeframe which is likely to be far less than that stated! go ask a red devil!

I thought... 

Posted Monday 28th July 2008 12:46 GMT

...the headline meant Branson would personally be doing the flinging of folks into space, but it turns out it's a different sort of tool they will be using.

2 Best Techs to come out of NASA 

Posted Monday 28th July 2008 14:21 GMT

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In order:-

Disposable Nappies (Diapers)

Non-Stick Pans.

EOM

Do we get to choose? 

Posted Monday 28th July 2008 15:10 GMT

which rich people get flung?

I have alist...

Can we chose the title of the craft? 

Posted Monday 28th July 2008 15:35 GMT

Joke

I nominate "The Golgafrincham D-Ark (Celebrity)" as its terribly important for the entertainments to be ready when the rest of teh arks arrives (I vote Posh and Becks on the first flight!)

Forget the rich people... 

Posted Monday 28th July 2008 15:48 GMT

Joke

...let's get the Telephone Sanitation Engineers flung up there (one-way) while we still have the chance.

What ?? 

Posted Monday 28th July 2008 23:27 GMT

>Scaled Composites, now owned by Northrop Grumman Corp is currently appealing a $28,870 state fine for workplace violations in connection with the explosion.

3 dead and 3 seriously injured, total fine $28,870

Jeez you gotta love the capitalist system when thats the best they can do :(

Oh and lay off us Telephone Sanitation Engineers you lot, we provide a vital service. Surely better to fill it with the TV execs who bring us the endless reality tripe. Actually, we could turn it into a show, ' Im a Golgafrincham Celebrity, get me off this planet'

Think I will TM that one just in case :)

Am I the only one..... 

Posted Tuesday 29th July 2008 07:19 GMT

.....who with the mention of the word "flung", pictured a giant catapult throwing rich people high into the air?

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