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Comments on: Cannibal's legal objection hamstrings German horror film

only eight and half years! 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 07:48 GMT

Paris Hilton

Doesn't seem much of a sentence for a blatant nutter?

I can imagine him talking to the Probie board, ah yes I don't eat meat anymore gives me terrible wind... oh yes and of course horrible repercussions for the ingredients in the main course...

paris she is a meat eater

I don't understand 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 08:14 GMT

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From the article: The German constitution contains protections for an individual's personality. It says: "Every person shall have the right to free development of his personality insofar as he does not violate the rights of others or offend against the constitutional order or the moral law."

OK, so he didn't offend against the moral law?

Mr Meiwes has guts... 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 08:17 GMT

Coat

...to bone up on German law and axe this movie's release. He's really given the finger to the producers, who must've stumped up a lot of cash to cook up this movie (maybe it even cost them an arm and a leg?). I hope the actors got severance and weren't simply given the chop.

Given what's at steak, do you think they will organ-ise an appeal?

Mine's the one with the dark dripping pockets...

You're so vain 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 08:27 GMT

Coat

I bet you think this film is about you.. you're so vain...

Too early to even take my coat off and my taxi is still outside.

Anonymous 'cos I don't wanna get ate.

Intellectual Property Rights? 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 08:28 GMT

Look, I think Intellectual Property rights are important M-kay, but when you start giving IP rights to Cannibals to ensure their 'trade mark' eating human flesh isn't infringed upon that's just going toooooo far.

What next, can he patent the business process of meeting people for the purposes of eating their flesh? Just because it was a novel Christmas lunch doesn't mean he should get the patent on it! Patenting such a business process would be silly, stupid, counter productive.

I know the Lisbon agenda was to increase IP rights as a means to expand business... but all you are doing is removing the right to eat human flesh from other cannibals making Europe less competitive in the international flesh munching market. Those Chinese cannibals are eating us for lunch out there!

And as for protection for 95 years for each individual performance of cannibalism by this guy!? WTF are you thinking? He'll be dead and basted long before then! Who will remember who ate whom, when the witnesses to the contracts have long died and gone to oven?

So in conclusion I think calling his claim an Intellectual Property is a misnomer because it's not really property. So please don't do it.

Tagline... 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 08:33 GMT

Pirate

The tagline on the poster says "some stories should never be told". So the court simply agreed with that statement. Can't see the producers of the film complain too much about the ruling.

Skull & bones for obvious reasons...

What the....? 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 08:35 GMT

Flame

Has the world gone mad?

If you are a CRIIMINAL convicted of such a serious crime you should fbe stripped of all rughts just as you did to your victim, whether he/she did supposedly agree or not (I would indeed doubt they were mentally fit if they agreed to be killed and eaten)

Human animals such as this along with the likes of child abusers, murders, rapists do not deserve respect, they deserve the death penalty and to hell with their personality rights.

Some posters may say I sound like a certain columnist, if so, so be it, he would have a point.

Flame on!

Legal clause? 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 08:53 GMT

Paris Hilton

"Every person shall have the right to free development of his personality insofar as he does not violate the rights of others or offend against the constitutional order or the moral law."

Well, he did offend according to the law (and moral law, I guess), so is aforementioned right to the free development of his personality not forfeited?

Paris, because she's also eaten a pe.... no, maybe I'll just go.

this ruling 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 09:16 GMT

May take some time to digest.

Eh? 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 09:16 GMT

Paris Hilton

"Every person shall have the right to free development of his personality insofar as he does not violate the rights of others or offend against the constitutional order or the moral law."

So why is his particular personality of eating people being protected?

Paris, because she's probably been eaten a few times.

WTF?!?!?! 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 09:20 GMT

Paris Hilton

A film got banned because it offended ONE person?! And that's because that man didn't find the way it depicts an act similar to the one that got him convicted for murder flattering?! What's next? Ban all films, books and plays in which murder, rape and robbery look bad? There seems to be so little common sense in the legal systems worldwide nowadays. :(

Paris, because she's not offended by films depicting acts similar to hers.

hehe 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 09:35 GMT

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"Reports have emerged that in prison he has become a vegetarian" - I laughed out loud at this, it's really not the sort of stuff you can make up! Thanks for cheering me up on a Thursday morning!

What was that ? 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 09:42 GMT

"That right allows the author of a copyright work not to have his work treated in a derogatory way"

Wait a minute, you mean that if Gigli was made by a German guy, nobody could pan it in Germany ?

Do you seriously mean to say that, if John Romero was German, no one in Germany could have stated just how awful, lame, unoriginal, uninspiring and bug-ridden Daikatana was ?

If that in indeed true, then no customer satisfaction forums are possible in Germany.

The mind boggles.

Maybe 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 09:47 GMT

the producers should have cut him a deal. SCNR

Wonder if... 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 10:23 GMT

He gets royalties for Rammsteins "Mein Teil" then...

Eating Frankfurters 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 10:28 GMT

"Every person shall have the right to free development of his personality insofar as he does not violate the rights of others or offend against the constitutional order or the moral law."

So eating someone's penis (and not in a nice way) doesn't violate the rights of others or offend against the constitutional order or the moral law in Germany then? I knew they were keen on Frankfurters but this is maybe going too far.

@Dan and @Paul Buxton 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 10:54 GMT

If you don't understand what "insofar as" means I suggest you don't try to become lawyers. Clue: it does not mean the same as "provided that" or "if".

He's become a Vegetarian? 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 11:08 GMT

Joke

Anyone unlucky enough to be in a Persistant Vegetative State might want to regain consciousness before he gets out then.

News vs. Profit 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 11:24 GMT

I agree with Meiwes on this one. This wasn't a news story or biography written about him. It was a for-profit movie that the German govt. saw as using his persona without his permission. If he didn't feel like nailing Rammstein because he didn't object to that song, then that's his business (good song by the way).

I seem to remember that other people had answered his ads to be eaten (though not killed). Yes, I think they have mental problems, but at least it was consensual.

It's.... 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 11:37 GMT

Common sense gone mad! Think of the children!

suicide... 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 11:40 GMT

My understanding of the case was that the 'victim' volunteered to be killed an eaten.

Thats assisted suicide if you ask me... apart from the eating... thats just weird..

@Paul Buxton 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 11:43 GMT

What, there's a nice way to eat someones penis?

I know to avoid the chipolata's on a stick at your parties then.

well 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 11:53 GMT

Flame

So, it seems that I'm somewhat in the minority here, but I don't see what is so wrong with that the guy did. No matter how perverted I may think the act of cannibalism, I'm not arrogant enough to want to force my morals on someone who has not involuntarily harmed anyone.

I think I'll now lie down with my hands on my head, and wait for the morality police to come knocking.

8.5yrs for murder? Bargain! 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 11:58 GMT

8.5yrs for murder? Bargain!

WTF? 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 12:41 GMT

and people say California is crazy. 8.5 jahr? Stimmt? Is cannibalism legal in Germany too?

Hide ye, God-fearing citizens 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 13:24 GMT

Dead Vulture

Cop on to yourselves, the infringement of privacy is a completely different case to the one he was tried and convicted for, so stop this Mary Whitehouse-meets-The Daily Mail shouting of "such a monster must not be allowed any legal rights".

If you want a country where the law does a cheerful foxtrot with complete bollocks, go live in Zimbabwe.

Re the 8.5 years, I'm quite shocked it's so low too but it's possible that he'll be packed away to Arkham asylum after his term's up - that's what often happens in Holland anyway. The beauty of this system is that he could remain there indefinitely.

What's that thing in the vulture's mouth, leaking blood...?

biggest problem with this 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 13:46 GMT

Stop

Eating the flesh of your same species is an invitation to prions. If you don't know what they are, look 'em up and be thankful you don't have any.

@AC - prions 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 14:07 GMT

Ah but we meat eaters might, BSE/vCJD etc.

Thats why if you were born or had surgery in the 80s you cant give blood.

@AC - prions 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 15:08 GMT

Dead Vulture

Nor can you donate blood in the US if you lived in the UK for more than six months any time in the 80s or 90s.

Even if you've been a vegetarian for all those years!

Gotta love those one-size-fits-all policies.

if you eat someone... 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 17:08 GMT

Flame

You deserve to get made fun of...

What the hell is wrong with Germany? Is Hitler back? Because they're supporting murderers, and their asinine demands, AGAIN!

IT angle ? 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 17:20 GMT

Pirate

Oh yes, that story was featured in an episode of the "IT Crowd" as well. He must have missed it.

Shocker! 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 18:21 GMT

Black Helicopters

OMGZBBQ, a society that treats (or at least tries to?) people as citizens with rights instead of consumers and merchandise to be exploited by corporations! Where is this world going!? Will someone think of the children? (besides the marketers)

Eh? 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 18:48 GMT

Alien

I don't understand. A humans rights should be taken away if they themselves has taken the life of another human.

Thats my view anyway but who cares cause I dont vote ;)

Bite me! 

Posted Thursday 24th July 2008 23:32 GMT

Coat

"Reports have emerged that in prison he has become a vegetarian."

Whereas previously he was a humanitarian?

Smashing - can't cook won't cook 

Posted Friday 25th July 2008 02:39 GMT

Paris Hilton

I suppose Cock-au-vin is out of the question now in case I upset his IPR!!!!!!!!!

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Paris Hilton

Paris, coz she's had a cock-a-too!!

Eating raw meat can have bad health consequences. 

Posted Friday 25th July 2008 18:14 GMT

The sick part of this story is that the judicial system only gave 8 &1/2 years for murder of an idiot.

Murder is Murder, and the courts are not dissuading this kind of crime by handing out 8 &1/2 year punishment for the seriously heinous crime of murder, even of idiots!

I hope he gets out and knocks off the judge...

>'recon then he will see, an eye for an eye?

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti 

Posted Friday 25th July 2008 19:42 GMT

Joke

tha tha tha

When asked for comment about the Judge who sent him down the cannibal replied

I'm giving very serious thought to eating his wife

@ Patrick R 

Posted Monday 28th July 2008 17:48 GMT

wasn't the victim working for Siemens?

none 

Posted Wednesday 30th July 2008 05:20 GMT

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What difference does it make if they don't show it in Germany?

That means it's still being released elsewhere..

So what is the point really? Germans just need to hop across the border or wait 'til it comes out on DVD and import it.

This is nothing to do with his rights, it is nothing but censorship.

That's like saying newspapers can publish naked photos of me in any country in the world but not my own. I would still feel violated. Everyone would know about the photos and be able to access them easily, especially online. So what good does it do in the end ?

I agree with the poster at the top. When you kill someone, you ought to have your rights take away, just as you took away someone elses.

I don't see how they have the gall to talk about being made to sleep on a hard matress or something like that, complaining it infringes their rights, when the person they killed had a right to life which was taken away, as well as their right to live in a decent environment..

This ruling doesn't even make any sense because there's no proof the film is even based upon him. So his rights are not infringed unless the man in the film has the same name etc as him. Which they obviously would not do. There isn't really such a thing as a unique person or story in this life and we all know there are a million movies with similar themes (including eating people!) So why give a killer special treatment? I think maybe the people who made the pact should have spoken to a lawyer first ...

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