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Comments on: Third plutoid christened 'Makemake'

"Band on the run / band on the run" 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 12:13 GMT

Paris Hilton

Obviously someone is a fan of Mike Oldfield.

Makemake, silly? 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 12:15 GMT

Coat

Hey, c'mon, it's just someone else's language, it's not "silly", even though it _does_ translate to "Easter Bunny" ...and, I _could_ see how someone might mistake it for a fish.

Oh, and does anyone else here think "The Plutoids" would be a really good name for a band? Perhaps, second-billed at the Echo & The Bunnymen reunion gig?

Alright alright alright already...

Makemake 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 12:19 GMT

Boffin

For anyone who might be interested 'Makemake' is pronounced MAH-kay MAH-kay. Its orbit is also much more tilted to the elliptical plane of the planets than pluto.

New Age New Age 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 12:37 GMT

Paris Hilton

"I have the distinct memory of feeling this fertile abundance pouring out of the entire universe."

Astronomers will be on about crystal balls and ley lines providing the energy to heat the stars next.

Paris, because she knows about how to avoid unwanted fertility

Methane Ice?.... 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 12:42 GMT

Joke

...I think PhrozenPhart would've been better

Can we call the next one... 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 13:09 GMT

Joke

... "mining ship red", allowing us to have "mining ship red dwarf" enter a perfectly serious conversation between astrophysicists?

OK, not a very good joke and yes, a red dwarf is a classification of star, but come on, it's like NASA calling a shuttle 'Enterprise'...

re "band on the run" 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 13:22 GMT

Happy

I have no idea what the relevance of the song to this article is. But it was Wings, not Mike Oldfield.

Mine's the "Dumpy's Rusty Nuts" tour jacket...

Fertile ground for bad puns... 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 13:44 GMT

Coat

Presumably all this fecundity is what has given rise to the phrase "On the Makemake"...

Mine's the one with the paperback Dictionary of Phrase & Fable in the pocket, thanks.

@Andy 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 14:19 GMT

"Make Make" was the first track on Mike Oldfield's "Heaven's Open" album.

Yes it's silly. 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 14:31 GMT

Not as silly as calling a planet Venus and far less silly than calling one Uranus but... come to think of it what's with all these astronomers?

SMMMEEEEGGGGG 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 14:42 GMT

Flame

"OK, not a very good joke and yes, a red dwarf is a classification of star, but come on, it's like NASA calling a shuttle 'Enterprise'.."

Ah but the name of Enterprise as a ships (or in this case shuttles) name is quite normal. The Royal Navy has had several ships called Enterprise over the centuries. Although I agree that I don't think NASA were thinking of that when they named her.

"To......boldy go.......where no......Jupiter Mining Corporation vessel....has gone before !!!" ;)

Title 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 14:45 GMT

Flame

"Makemake's surface is covered with large amounts of almost pure methane ice, which is scientifically fascinating, but really not easily relatable to terrestrial mythology.

"Suddenly, it dawned on me: The island of Rapa Nui. Why hadn't I thought of this before? "

Is anyone going to explain this nonsense to the rest of us? I'm not massively up on my geography but I doubt Rapa Nui is coated with methane ice.

Talking rubbish 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 15:17 GMT

Coat

bloody astronomers, Head in the clouds..

oh and @Echowitch - Blame the US public as they voted to call a Shuttle 'Enterprise' wasn't chosen by NASA that one.

@Charlie 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 15:23 GMT

Alert

Well, a quick Google search (no really, you should try it sometime) reveals that "Rapa Nui" is also known as "Easter Island". And if you'll recall from the article, Makemake was formerly called "Easterbunny". I'll leave it up to you to put the two together.

GIYF...

Rapa Nui 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 15:37 GMT

I have been to Rapa Nui. Mostly covered in grass and Eucalyptus trees. Thus, I gather, The colonial name for Rapa Nui is Easter Island and the connection, from the temporary name to the island to the gods of that island, is but a bunny hop of imagination. It' not, er, rocket science.

He's just covering up... 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 15:41 GMT

Coat

that he's a geek.

It's obvious, innit? He was supposed to be stargazing, but instead he was working on the open source code for the GNU programming environment on his laptop.

He spotted something appearing on his scope just after typing "make make"....

@Charlie 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 15:53 GMT

Rapu Nui == Easter Island.

The plutoid was discovered on easter sunday, 283 years (precisely) after the day the Europeans first landed on Rapu Nui.

Makemake 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 16:06 GMT

Well, I suppose you have to start somewhere, and computer geekspeek has percolated through every aspect of our language today.

Next one on the list: Makegrep.

Names 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 16:40 GMT

Coat

So the 3 plutoids should be ./configure, make, and make install.....

So 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 16:45 GMT

by calling it Rapu Nui he's just being a bit pretentious and inaccurate? I mean you'd not make the jump from Easterbunny to Rapu Nui, you'd make the jump from Easterbunny to Easter Island to Makemake.

Still, great discovery. Not sure about the name, but given the other naming conventions that are out there it's probably not one of the worst!

@gulfie 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 18:33 GMT

eh .. red dwarf is NOT a classification of a type of star. it is a hilarous britisch comedy show.

red giant and Blue dwarf are classifications of a star ... there is no such thing as a red dwarf star ...

make make? 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 21:48 GMT

Joke

As per Stevie, but will a typo lead to it being called:

"make: *** No rule to make target `makw'. Stop."

[apologies]

Steven R

Tasty Planet(oid) 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 22:22 GMT

It should at least be palatable - how about Mahimahi? Tasty, yet at the same time particularly spacey in appearance . . .

@Echowitch 

Posted Monday 21st July 2008 22:38 GMT

"Ah but the name of Enterprise as a ships (or in this case shuttles) name is quite normal. The Royal Navy has had several ships called Enterprise over the centuries. Although I agree that I don't think NASA were thinking of that when they named her."

Oh, but that shuttle was named after _the_ Enterprise alright. There was a campaign back then to ensure that was done. Too bad it was only a prototype, so it never got into space.

consent? 

Posted Tuesday 22nd July 2008 07:28 GMT

Linux

I wonder what the Rapa Nui -- the current inhabitants of the island and presumed cultural heirs of the mythology of the Makemake birdman cult -- think about this name being appropriated by Americans to label a plutoid.

@vincent himpe 

Posted Tuesday 22nd July 2008 08:16 GMT

Boffin

> red giant and Blue dwarf are classifications of a star ... there is no such thing as a red dwarf star ...

Sorry but there is, a red dwarf is not only a type of star, but the most common type - one nearing the end of it's life, about 1/2 a solar mass. Our nearest neighbour, Proxima Centuri is a Red Dwarf.

New planetoid in the solar system,.. 

Posted Tuesday 22nd July 2008 08:29 GMT

Joke

MUST be called "rupert". prepare to adjust horoscopes on my mark.

More then a song 

Posted Wednesday 23rd July 2008 08:23 GMT

Gates Horns

he had more then a whalesong and a joss stick

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