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Pope apologises for Apple's MobileMe sins

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Thus it is recorded in the Book of The Times of Los Angeles: "And the Lord said: 'Let there be MobileMe. And there was not MobileMe. And the Lord looked down upon Apple's botched transition and saw that it was not good. And he then told Benny 16 to apologise...'"

Yeah verily, unbelievers look on in awe and wonder:

LA Times grab with picture of Pope Benny 16 under headline: Apple apologizes for MobileMe transition problems

Yup, someone's either having a bit of fun down at the LA Times or their picture desk is having a bad hair day. Either way, it does give new credence to the cult of the Jesus phone. Amen. ®

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The Lord's blessing on Gavin Baxter for the tip-off.

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...with Bob.

-- Pope Ourri of Scottsdale

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For the love of all that's holy!

"The single cause of everything that's bad in the world are people that insult others in the name of humour."

Single cause.

Singular verb.

Is people, not are people.

Jaysus!

/pedant

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@ almost everyone

At everyone who took Kenny seriously. There's this humorous concept called 'irony' ... heard of that? No? Well, it doesn't mean being slightly like iron.

Quote: "Try to cultivate some good manners, it'll turn you into better people."

No it won't. It'll turn you into a well-mannered mealy-mouthed opinionless bland wimp.

Quote: "The single cause of everything that's bad in the world are people that insult others in the name of humour."

Thanks for that stunning insight which explains, inter alia, the actions of Ghengis Khan, the Crusaders, Napolean, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Pol Pot, Saddam, George W Bush and the 9/11 Saudi suicide scum. I can't believe you made such a patently moronic remark on a public webpage. On second thoughts, I can believe it - look how many people thought Kenny was being serious.

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