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Comments on: China sacks officials over faked big cat snaps

I'm sorry... 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 11:26 GMT

Paris Hilton

... but how could anyone not think that pic was faked???

Paris cos even she isnt that daft.

Is it just me... 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 11:49 GMT

Or is that the least convincing Photoshop job ever?

Having been told it's a fake... 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 12:02 GMT

Boffin

...it's quite easy to spot that the tiger is lit from the front (with what looks to be a flash) while the rest of the scene is lit from above, including the vegetation "to the fore of the tiger".

But even without that knowledge, the image still looks wrong, especially to someone who has had as much fun in Photoshop as I have.

A reasonable effort, me old chinas, but it needed more work before going public.

I can't believe... 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 12:03 GMT

Stop

...that anyone would fall for that obvious photoshop! I've seen better celebrity pr0n head-swaps! The lighting conditions are clearly dramatically different, and the tiger seems to have had his colour saturation turned way up too. The tiger's ears are missing (or it's wearing some kind of hat), and you can still see parts of the original background where it was very poorly cut around! Did it really take location of the original to determine it was a fake?!

was this... 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 12:31 GMT

IT Angle

real world chinese gold farmers?

and if a farmer has the mad photoshop skills to do that... why is he still farming and not working on the celebrity pr0n head replacements?

Extinct 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 13:06 GMT

Pirate

And I thought that the South China tiger had become extinct after eating all of the Yangtze dolphins.

Do a better job in Photoshop yourself then! 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 13:09 GMT

Alert

To all you that picked on Zhou Zhenglong's photoshopping skills, I challenge you to take his picture and improve it!

I know you can...

C'mon El Reg, this story is just screaming for a photoshop competition followup! (sans office lego men regularly seen re-enacting Heathrow security incidents on fridays)

omg 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 13:30 GMT

Jobs Horns

that is almost as realistic as the usual optimus prime grabs that el-reg has been posting recently.... they deserved to be sacked, for being so dumb!!

Observe - I have photographic proof that Jobs is indeed Lucifer himself (see icon)

Only believe it if... 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 13:33 GMT

the Tiger was holding up a recent copy of the local rag.

and now.... 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 14:11 GMT

Unhappy

the poor pandas can't get fresh bamboo shoots after the earthquakes

Thats not the point 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 14:41 GMT

Go

The point is that "up to 13 officials were dismissed" for accepting a picture at face value and giving out money. Imagine how better off the Western World would be if we did that to our rather more discerning and discrimiating officials.

Icon, cos they should just.

Thats not even a bloody Tiger!! 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 14:49 GMT

How can a picture of an Elephant ever be mistaken for the Panthera tigris amoyensis?

I saw this 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 16:41 GMT

Paris Hilton

Here's the tiger that the farmer found..

http://network.nature.com/blogs/user/andrewsun/2007/11/17/this-is-our-tiger-identical-tiger-found-on-a-commercial-festival-print

>/ Paris cause shes always photoshopped...

If only 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 16:54 GMT

Coat

If only they'd showed that tiger swimming in the Yangtse they might have gotten away with it.

Swimming beside the ghost of Mao, for the history challenged.

Mine's the Speedo.

@All of you 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 17:05 GMT

Yes it's lit from the front by camera flash, but the flash on a cheap camera is not as strong as the noonday sun and a tiger's hairs are in the form of layered tubes which reflect light, hence it's white fur seems bright. The camera is obviously a cheap one that saturates easily in the red/orange part of the spectrum (as mine does) so the tiger colours are saturated compared the the green foliage.

You can even see the shadow on top of the tiger's head due to the leaf that it's cleverly sat under, using it as a sunshade.

It's ears are not distinct because of it's natural feline response of flattening and throwing back it's ears when threatened or startled. (I'd like to see your response if a chinese farmer crept up on you and took a flash photo from 10 feet away as you were relaxing in your garden.) You people are so cynical.

Frank Gullible

Lester 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 17:30 GMT

could do a more convincing fake with his Playmobil set.

This is the sign of the beast 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 19:26 GMT

Dead Vulture

LOL Frank, learn to read previous posts-

Rick posted: http://network.nature.com/blogs/user/andrewsun/2007/11/17/this-is-our-tiger-identical-tiger-found-on-a-commercial-festival-print

Still think everyone's being too harsh?

@dave: Verily 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 20:18 GMT

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LOL dave. I mean... wow, you made my day.

@ dave 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 20:26 GMT

Thumb Down

FFS it's called *sarcasm*

Doh 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 21:05 GMT

Thumb Up

^^ Sorry Frank, I obviously need to take my own advice. Coincidentally, we share last names.

@dave 

Posted Monday 30th June 2008 23:02 GMT

Boffin

Did you know the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary? Go on, look it up for yourself!

@Jeffrey Nonken: I also have problems with dictionaries... 

Posted Tuesday 1st July 2008 08:55 GMT

they never have a good index

(with thanks to Terry Pratchett)

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