Someone was having their leg pulled then?

Look Guv, here's my waste per mitt , i'me only a paw man, just trying to keep instep,

toeing the line, no need to stick the Nike in.

I presume Canadian Mounties are organising foot patrols around the area.

Quite. Very paw taste, if you ask me.

coat...

that these five people already have one foot in the grave, non

The IT angle, who cares, it's Friday....

I'd say the shoe was on the other foot.

Paws for thought!!

.... filed under "Bootnotes"

Obvious, really.

Stupid hoaxes like this are a totally inappropriate form of humour.

Someone seriously hopped over the line with this. Is a little respect asking too much ? This should be investigated and the person punished who put a foot wrong !!

That is all

I thank you

...at least now they won't have to put one foot in the grave...

...was afoot.

someone was trying to get a shoe-in to the investigation?

It was no mean feet, this, and may have needed a personal trainer. Whoever it was, was trying to sock it to them.

Where is the it ankle? angle, sorry, I meant angle.

This is a ridiculous investigation...these people obviously don't need a hand. Besides...whos going to foot the bill for this!!!

What kind of animal was it?

was it a cat?

Perhaps it was no joke : puss in boot ?

One Adidas trainer, lost at sea recently during fishing trip off the British Columbia coast.

... the fancy-free?

anorak.