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Comments on: Kazakh TV off-air after satellite 'breathing troubles'

Meh 

Posted Wednesday 18th June 2008 11:27 GMT

With many regular customers around the world, I am quite sure, that Russian space agency will not lose any sleep over losing a single order from Kazakhs. Besides, this satellite was probably supplied, and launched for free (or at a large discount) so you get what you paid for.

On the side note, the Russians build the Baikanur launch platform, and now, after the collapse of the soviet union has to lease it from the Kazakhs. Some engineers may resent that ;-)

Thanks... 

Posted Wednesday 18th June 2008 11:51 GMT

Dead Vulture

...for so concisely reminding us of Kazakhstan's geographic location and history.

Lern Englisch Silllly 

Posted Wednesday 18th June 2008 11:54 GMT

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It is alternative not alternate in that context Mr. American Journalist.

Kazsat-1 - Number one satellite in whole of Kazakhstan 

Posted Wednesday 18th June 2008 12:04 GMT

Joke

Had to be said.

Faulty Satellite 

Posted Wednesday 18th June 2008 12:26 GMT

Coat

Wonder if they can get a refund off Russia for KazSat.... lol

They probably just broadcasted a load of pish on it anyway. It probably couldnt bear all the 24/7 borat type programmes and had an orbital breakdown...

my coat's the one covered in solar panels...

Replacement already ordered... 

Posted Wednesday 18th June 2008 12:50 GMT

Dead Vulture

Apparently Borat-1 will lift off late 2008, and will initially broadcast several cultural channels.

Dead turkey, thought its been done to death, its still yummy!

Faulty Satellite 

Posted Wednesday 18th June 2008 13:19 GMT

But have they tried the gypsy tears yet?

Rich in oil? 

Posted Wednesday 18th June 2008 14:16 GMT

Then we (the US and UK) must liberate the people from their cruel dictator!

@voshkin 

Posted Wednesday 18th June 2008 15:49 GMT

Don't know much about sales do you? Of course they're going to loose sleep over a single order. It's not like they've got a line of customers you know. Every order is critical.

Plus studies show that 95% of customers will return to their first launch provider for other launches :)

Re-entry? 

Posted Wednesday 18th June 2008 15:53 GMT

I like to make sexy time!

Rich in oil... 

Posted Wednesday 18th June 2008 18:04 GMT

Joke

Not to mention Potassium!

Don't put all your eggs in one basket? 

Posted Thursday 19th June 2008 03:44 GMT

Coat

But I suppose baskets like that are fiendishly expensive, especially for a third world country. Why, they can't even afford a senseless war!

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