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Such a reliable source 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 10:43 GMT

Paris Hilton

It was in the Sun, so it must be true.

Paris, cos even she'd question the provenance of this story ( even if she can't spell it)

Has this been checked... 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 10:46 GMT

I ask because it doesn't sound very believable, i.e. immigrants knocking through the wall in the roof space and then living there, and nobody notices till he looks in the roof.... he quotes the police, the paper doesn't quote the police.... etc.

Sounds more like somebody dreamt up a story to get some money from gullible newspapers.

class act 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 10:47 GMT

Pirate

"I'd heard babies crying but found it strange because there weren't any babies in the terrace. It never occurred to me to look in the loft hatch and see what the hell was going on; I was afterall busy on my crackpipe most of the time"

mark my wurds!! 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 10:50 GMT

they wil b campin in you're socks draw before chrismas!!! o wait i forgot its winterval now cause of pc gone mad!!!!! why wont Bordom Clown get the mesage and ban imiggrants?!?? cos hed hav too go bak to i bet.

tru_patriot

What he needed was... 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 10:57 GMT

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To smoke more weed, then every time he heard a noise he'd have been up there looking for burglars in the middle of the night.

Either that or he'd be dead if he'd been at these new lethal strains knocking around...

the previous tenant 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 11:15 GMT

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She explained: "I'd heard babies crying but found it strange because there weren't any babies in the terrace."

This is such an awesome quote. I mean, what did she think it was? Poltergeists? Maybe she thought she was going mad. There is a whole sub-story in there that is actually even more interesting than the original!

why terrified 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 11:18 GMT

am I missing something here. A group of people, desperate to remain hidden and unseen are highly unlikely to be a physical threat..

ok, so they're adding a 60w light bulb's drain to your power bill, and maybe some water.

but terrified?

History is cyclic 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 11:31 GMT

I remember an almost identical story from the seventies, only then it was Asian immigrants. The shame here is not the immigrants living there but the unscrupulous landlords who take advantage of them. Who , often are their countrymen.

Good to see a speedy response from Plod 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 11:34 GMT

20 Minutes, a bit lucky they weren't violent or anything then.

Copycats... 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 13:01 GMT

They read the story about that Japanese woman and tried to one-up her by having a whole family...

Kosovans? 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 13:09 GMT

Since the attic campers had decamped, how could police deduce they were Kosovan?

Kosovans as a group are not known to squat in attics. I understand that most people in Kosovo live in their own houses (at least in the ones remaining undemolished by Serbs). They do not show a special liking for other people's under-roof areas.

It sounds like the kind of factoid added to a fake immigrant story to give it an appearance of credibility.

Illegal Immigrants 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 13:18 GMT

IT Angle

>> police think they're illegal Kosovan immigrants

Based on what evidence? They could be hard up immigrants from any number of countries - I didn't think there were many Kosovans coming to the UK these days.

The most interesting thing about this story are the number of different versions their are. Some say the guy was renting the house, others say he had bought it, still more say it was an empty house which he was looking around. Also some stories say he phoned 999 right away, others say 'he returned home' and phoned the police.

What?! 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 13:20 GMT

Stop

"they wil b campin in you're socks draw before chrismas!!! o wait i forgot its winterval now cause of pc gone mad!!!!! why wont Bordom Clown get the mesage and ban imiggrants?!?? cos hed hav too go bak to i bet.

tru_patriot"

Eh?! Did you say something? Most immigrants have a better grasp of English than yourself, you illiterate cretin.

hang on.... 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 13:39 GMT

Coat

Where the hell did they take a p*ss?? Dirty nappies for the baby too?? Surely they wouldn't climb through the empty house every time they needed to go... :(

Mines the waterproof one for the shower room....

@Dan 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 13:51 GMT

Joke

I think you've been twat-o-tron-itted. :D

come on.. 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 14:08 GMT

Flame

"I'd heard babies crying but found it strange because there weren't any babies in the terrace"

Fuck wit.

What?! 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 14:19 GMT

"Eh?! Did you say something? Most immigrants have a better grasp of English than yourself, you illiterate cretin."

I don't normally do this, but...

*applauds*

@Dan 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 14:30 GMT

Oh dear, someone hasn't read the relevant article (linked in the story...)

Errrm 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 14:38 GMT

Paris Hilton

Wonder how they upgraded the ceiling joists and put in floor boards enough to support 12 bodies ???

I bet cooking, washing and (like a previous poster said) taking a leak was tricky. No all nighters either !!

This story has to be b*llocks!

Paris: 'cos she definitely can recognise b*llocks.

This reminds me... 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 15:29 GMT

of a story a friend told me, who was a police commmunity support officer. She, with some colleagues, was asked to go to a house where the council tenant was convinced there were Iraqi illegal immigrants living in his loft. When they checked, there were no immigrants - but a complete cannabis factory. The officers suspect he had consumed rather too much of his own produce. Needless to say, he was booked...

@Law 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 15:30 GMT

I had the idea that they had the full use of one house but added extra space by annexing neighbouring lofts - that would mean they had a bathroom and kitchen, albeit with a bit of a queue.

Overall, the story sounds like bollocks though.

@Dan 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 16:06 GMT

Joke

I READ THAT THE BRITISH SHEEPLE ARE TAKING OUR COUNTRY AWAY FROM US BECAUSE THEY HATE THE BRITISH PEOPLE. COME ON ELECT BORIS JOHNSON AS PRIME MINISTER. WHOS FAULT IS THAT?!?!

Mad as hell at PC Goons ENGLISH AND PROUD

Untidy 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 16:12 GMT

I'm not big on housecleaning but at least I don't have strange families taking up residence in the attic. Talk about yer dustbunnies!

If I'd bought the house... 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 16:22 GMT

Go

... I'd be having a f**king word with the surveyor about that.

"Yes the electrics could really do with replacing but other than that the construction is sound...."

Except for the slight exception that the entire firebreak has been removed from the loft space and you've got some illegals camping in the loft!!!

lol :)

Drugs are involed 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 19:13 GMT

By the writer of the article if he expects us to believe it.

On the off hand its true(checks the temperature of hell) The person living there would have to be stoned out of their mind every day. In which case why didn't the police arrest the owner of the loft ??

I'd would believe a sales person when they say trust me before I'd believe this story.

Why ... 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 21:28 GMT

Didn't he just charge them rent?

The way I see it 

Posted Friday 13th June 2008 21:58 GMT

Linux

I call "urban myth" on this one. You're always going to get homeless living anywhere they can; even a closet in Japan.

Even penguins got to have a place to live.

If it were Liverpool 

Posted Saturday 14th June 2008 03:50 GMT

...It would have been the Irish (in times gone by). Except they would'na been illegal. Otherwise it would be roof rats.

Tech angle? 

Posted Saturday 14th June 2008 06:47 GMT

Maybe the Kosovoan squatters had a invisibility cloak?

@Michael O'Malley 

Posted Saturday 14th June 2008 13:51 GMT

Stop

"Kosovans as a group are not known to squat in attics. I understand that most people in Kosovo live in their own houses (at least in the ones remaining undemolished by Serbs). They do not show a special liking for other people's under-roof areas."

Er.. how do you know they weren't Serbs? Most people fleeing Kosovo are Serbs, after all. On the other hand, Albanians have a recently-proven track-record of illegal immigration followed by seizure of power and secession. I wonder if the gutless UK in a fit of realpolitik will subsequently recognize West Bromwich as an independent state?

ANGRY 

Posted Saturday 14th June 2008 13:53 GMT

Joke

WHEN WILL PEOPLE REALISE THAT CRIMINAL GANGS ARE TOO NAMBY PAMBY. TRUE PATRIOTS MUST CLOSE THE BORDERS NOW.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha 

Posted Saturday 14th June 2008 18:38 GMT

Happy

Man this thread as good as the News Quiz ......ha ha ha ha .

Anyway , only this morning i discovered a pair of Surinamese hash smugglers

huddled in my teapot , they reckoned they hadn't seen the Sun for weeks ......they were a bit swarthy but we worked out a fair exchange and they just sit in there most nights watching "Alo Presidente" on a tiny television and banging on about "a bunch of Counts" or something ......

Non-Londoners Read On.... 

Posted Saturday 14th June 2008 22:43 GMT

London housing is different from that in most parts of the country because the fire regulations require that the party walls between houses are thick and go up above the roof line. In many parts of the country attics are continuous between semis and terraces so you can go between you and your neighbors' houses through the loft.

Its weird the first time you see this but as the attics are not used for anything in particular -- the ceiling joists are normally too thin to stand on -- you don't go up there much. What it also means is that if someone is using the loft as an overflow space -- got some boards down, access through wall hatch rather than a ceiling hatch, then you'll see and hear them from several doors away.

As for speculation about who they were, they left stuff behind. So I'll give this one a 'plausible'.

So they were living ABOVE an empty house? 

Posted Sunday 15th June 2008 07:04 GMT

Alien

Errr. Ok

Its those naughty illegal immigrants, breathing our air, looking dark and swarthy! And breeding no less!

I particularly enjoyed the way this story made them look even more stupid. Living in a loft ABOVE an empty house. Of course they were! Those people are far too stupid to actually live in an emtpy property. I call bullshit on this one.

And as for the comment about non-londoners have house without firebreaks in the loft? No mate. that isnt so. I asked a friend who works in the building trade and he said that he'd only seen 3 houses in the last 5 years that had either no firebreak or only a gypsum wall.

I want to hear more about the table and chairs.

aliens because of tin foil hat wearing middle englanders

Angins 2 gUD FERM !!! 

Posted Monday 16th June 2008 00:45 GMT

No!!..,,I MO knife gangs are putting flouride in our drinkin gwater because the EU now controls this country,,,F our words: put them in loony bin,,,

@Pavlovs well trained dog 

Posted Monday 16th June 2008 01:15 GMT

Linux

These things are quite a bit different in real life when you encounter a large group of people who's motives are unclear. Terrified is a perfectly normal reaction - especially if the encounter is occurring in your own home.

Cant Possibly be True 

Posted Monday 16th June 2008 06:59 GMT

Black Helicopters

Why??

"The police were here within 20 minutes "

Never going to happen!!

The last time I called them (on a Thursday) they turned up on the following Tuesday.

Sounds like a scare story to justify letting Council busybodies into your house for no good reason

"We've come to check you have no illegal aliens hiding in your attic....... oh and to see if we have an excuse to hike your council tax bill"

20 years old 

Posted Monday 16th June 2008 07:25 GMT

I first saw this story twenty years ago. That time it was Pakistanis and they were living in SEVEN lofts in a terrace.

West Bromwich 

Posted Monday 16th June 2008 08:42 GMT

Given the local dialect i think it already is an independent state!

My thoughts 

Posted Monday 16th June 2008 11:14 GMT

"They read the story about that Japanese woman and tried to one-up her by having a whole family..."

Funny that was my first thought as well! I wonder how much the paper paid for this story? Probably more than the table and a few toys would've cost from a car boot sale!

@ Michael O'Malley 

Posted Monday 16th June 2008 12:47 GMT

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keep you ignorant bigoted comments to your self.

rofl 

Posted Tuesday 17th June 2008 15:36 GMT

Joke

Complete and utter b*ll*x.

That photograph on the s(c)ums website for some reason has two sombrero's featured rather prominently. I wasn't aware that Kosovan's were fans of the noble sombrero.

:)

Joke alert 'cos the story, like everything else to do with the Sun, ia complete and utter joke.

el-reg... two words 

Posted Thursday 19th June 2008 10:57 GMT

Dead Vulture

'red top'

@ Harry 

Posted Saturday 21st June 2008 15:32 GMT

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