Angry? Try the Tw*t-O-Tron

Automated vitriol for true patriots

By Lester Haines • Get more from this author

Posted in Bootnotes, 10th June 2008 11:02 GMT

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Aficionados of our cut-and-paste comments service, which allows Reg readers to vent their spleen without actually having to use their brains, might like this nifty bit of programming which generates informed anaysis of the state of modern Britain.

Yes indeed, welcome to the Twat-O-Tron, described as an "unholy turdspurt" based on real BBC Have Your Say outpourings. Try these for size:

typical bbc!..i ts the ethnic minorities gays andl esbians complaining again. paedos are turnign britain into britainistan because they are clinically insane. read my lps: shoot on sight.

I COULDNT CARE LESS BUT THEB RITIH SHEEPLE ARE PROMOTING HOMOSEXUALISM BECAUSE THEY RE RUINING BRITAIN END THIS MADNESS NOW CHOP THEIR HAND S OFF SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT IT IS ONL A MATTER OF TIME EBFORE RACE RIOTS SPILL BLOOD ON OUR STREETS

i think we all know whats going on her e i m not being racist but iran is building mosks on every corner because they want to turn britain into an islamic tsate end this madness now elect kilroy now i’d leave if i had my own country to go back to

Splendid. We're seriously considering getting one of these for Vulture Central comments. Watch this space... ®

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