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Comments on: Besuited cubicle monkey trashes office
Are you happy, Ballmer? #
By Mad Dave Posted Friday 6th June 2008 11:38 GMT
Must be fake... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 11:38 GMT
Call me cynical #
By The BigYin Posted Friday 6th June 2008 11:40 GMT
Any chance of a link to the footage then please? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 11:40 GMT
Who wants some ?!? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 11:42 GMT
Disappointed... #
By Steven Raith Posted Friday 6th June 2008 11:42 GMT
Thought it was faked..... #
By P.Nutt Posted Friday 6th June 2008 11:43 GMT
Bzzzzt! #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 11:44 GMT
Staged #
By Rick Berry Posted Friday 6th June 2008 11:45 GMT
Wireless monitor? #
By Andrew Carpenter Posted Friday 6th June 2008 11:48 GMT
Shenanigans #
By Mark Lockwood Posted Friday 6th June 2008 11:48 GMT
Hmmmm #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 11:51 GMT
ID cards #
By brimful Posted Friday 6th June 2008 11:51 GMT
Damn it feels good to be a gangster. #
By Gregg Bond Posted Friday 6th June 2008 11:57 GMT
Similar incident #
By Hugh Posted Friday 6th June 2008 11:58 GMT
This is a title!!! #
By BoldMan Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:00 GMT
Did he get tazered? #
By Kenneth Ross Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:02 GMT
@brimful / ID cards #
By Tom Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:04 GMT
@P.Nutt #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:07 GMT
Let this be a lesson... #
By Tim Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:07 GMT
No VGA cables? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:14 GMT
CRTs #
By Mycho Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:15 GMT
crt #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:17 GMT
More on CRTs #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:19 GMT
CCTV #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:19 GMT
Hey #
By Pyers Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:19 GMT
Monitor Cables #
By Sampler Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:20 GMT
RE: Thought it was faked..... #
By Duncan Watts Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:22 GMT
"He picked up two monitors with no VGA and power leads connected? I'm playing my Bluff card" #
By W Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:25 GMT
monitor leads #
By jai Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:29 GMT
Good time #
By Drunken Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:30 GMT
We need more sympathy #
By Tony Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:31 GMT
@ Rick Berry: CRTs? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:34 GMT
Yet another... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:37 GMT
I have a CRT on my desk... #
By James Weston Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:43 GMT
Wires? #
By TeeCee Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:45 GMT
Sounded like eastern europeans to me #
By Smallbrainfield Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:47 GMT
Sigh... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:52 GMT
Fake #
By Mono Ape Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:56 GMT
@Tony #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:59 GMT
@ Kenneth Ross #
By Smallbrainfield Posted Friday 6th June 2008 13:05 GMT
cable attachments and the strength of madmen #
By Richard Kay Posted Friday 6th June 2008 13:07 GMT
He's lucky... #
By Sordid Details Posted Friday 6th June 2008 13:10 GMT
how do you say... #
By Josh Cain Posted Friday 6th June 2008 13:37 GMT
Totally faked #
By Pete McPhedran Posted Friday 6th June 2008 13:44 GMT
I reckon everyone should be allowed one of these #
By Evil Graham Posted Friday 6th June 2008 13:46 GMT
So - where are the mice? #
By Slaine Posted Friday 6th June 2008 13:50 GMT
Intense, faked or no #
By Random Coolzip Posted Friday 6th June 2008 14:26 GMT
@We need more sympathy #
By Mycho Posted Friday 6th June 2008 14:30 GMT
Fake I reckon #
By Craig Posted Friday 6th June 2008 14:35 GMT
gah, cowards #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 14:56 GMT
Can't blame him.... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 15:17 GMT
too obvious #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 15:27 GMT
I can believe it #
By DV Henkel-Wallace Posted Friday 6th June 2008 15:39 GMT
If I don't get my red stapler back #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 15:40 GMT
30 seconds missing #
By mewol Posted Friday 6th June 2008 15:42 GMT
Hilarious! Thanks for cheering me up on a dull friday! #
By Stu Posted Friday 6th June 2008 16:48 GMT
I worked with someone like this #
By pctechxp Posted Friday 6th June 2008 17:21 GMT
@mewol #
By Adam Williamson Posted Friday 6th June 2008 17:27 GMT
@Pete McPhedran #
By Tony Posted Friday 6th June 2008 18:14 GMT
Do all offices have CCTV in the corner? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 18:41 GMT
you guys don't get out much? #
By Mad Hacker Posted Friday 6th June 2008 20:15 GMT
Ahhh yes.... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 20:39 GMT
CRT's=happiness #
By John Posted Friday 6th June 2008 21:17 GMT
More of this is needed #
By Phillipus Posted Friday 6th June 2008 21:47 GMT
Nice work by security #
By Kanhef Posted Friday 6th June 2008 22:03 GMT
Yup..he got double Zapped #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 6th June 2008 22:26 GMT
PC LOAD LETTER!?!? #
By Temp Posted Saturday 7th June 2008 05:08 GMT
Funny then sad... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Saturday 7th June 2008 05:58 GMT
Re: Staged #
By Anton Ivanov Posted Saturday 7th June 2008 07:30 GMT
Looks real enough to me #
By James Pickett Posted Saturday 7th June 2008 13:40 GMT
Not a sledgehammer or an axe... #
By Mike Flugennock Posted Saturday 7th June 2008 14:58 GMT
Yes, they do speak Russian #
By Dalen Posted Sunday 8th June 2008 04:40 GMT
Missing the real point #
By Ron Loftin Posted Sunday 8th June 2008 15:15 GMT
Re: PC LOAD LETTER!?!? (Temp) #
By Magilla Posted Monday 9th June 2008 01:36 GMT
Analysis of the initial conditions of the outrage #
By Richard Bromley Posted Monday 9th June 2008 04:54 GMT
This is not staged! #
By Andrew Haveland-Robinson Posted Monday 9th June 2008 08:42 GMT
Candid Camera... #
By Simon Posted Monday 9th June 2008 11:10 GMT
Russian Offices #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 9th June 2008 12:16 GMT
i don't get it #
By mark Weiss Posted Monday 9th June 2008 13:50 GMT
@Magilla #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 9th June 2008 14:17 GMT
Which One of Us Is It Going to Be? #
By E_Nigma Posted Monday 9th June 2008 18:39 GMT
one small problem #
By StopthePropaganda Posted Monday 9th June 2008 19:40 GMT
Just the next phase... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 9th June 2008 19:46 GMT
Not faked #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 9th June 2008 22:28 GMT
Enough already about the TPS reports #
By Fuzzy Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 00:23 GMT
@StopthePropaganda #
By Andrew Haveland-Robinson Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 00:33 GMT
Re: @Magilla (by AC) #
By Magilla Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 00:44 GMT
Director claims responsibility #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 08:36 GMT
Got me fooled #
By E_Nigma Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 11:19 GMT
who says it's a fake? #
By Charles Champness Posted Thursday 12th June 2008 10:39 GMT
Its not real - marketing campaign #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 12th June 2008 12:22 GMT