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Comments on: Qinetiq ships first 'Transformer' war-droid

Just remember... 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 12:21 GMT

... not to have a photo of this on your t-shirt

I'd like to see one of those bad boys on Robot Wars! 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 12:32 GMT

Paris Hilton

Points will be awarded for damage, control and aggression...

Paris, because I dont have a girlfriend!

Ahhh Finally an answer 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 12:34 GMT

Black Helicopters

The designers/manufacturers of this are getting plenty of money to build this, but when a soldier opens up the body armour cupboard he finds a potato sack with three holes in it... oh well worked for Rambo

Ah but will they... 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 12:35 GMT

Joke

...let it through Terminal 5?

Available on Firebox? 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 12:46 GMT

Heart

I'd like to order one for fathers day please.

"green, eye-safe laser to dazzle people"? 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 12:57 GMT

Boffin

So it can bring airplanes crashing down at a great rate of knots, it can blast people into iddy biddy bits with grenades or fill 'em full of lead with machine guns, but it can't blind them?

Mine's the eye protection with the built-in armor-plated bodysuit.

Anybody remember Toys? 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 12:59 GMT

Pirate

Now the Americans don't have to go to the countries that they are 'liberating'. American casualties will plumet because they're all at home with remote controls and Tivo while Qinetiq Transformer's are [not] finding WMDs/killing civilians.

I wonder if they will remove the gun and release it as a Qinetiq Presentationbot, complete with it's own green, eye-safe laser pointer for directing your attention to a particularly interesting part of a Powerpoint slide... and, for you two talking in the back, A LOUDSPEAKER!

Horses for courses.

And easily disabled by... 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 13:10 GMT

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Shooting out the lens of the camera... :)

@ Chris 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 13:26 GMT

Happy

Shooting out the lens of the camera.....

does it then sqawk "My vision is impaired" repeatedly so its creator (!) err... operator knows to go to its help.

@Chris Priest 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 13:48 GMT

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Presumably you're going to be doing this while under a withering hail of fire from the machine gun/grenade launcher/rocket launcher which'll be providing a staccato accompaniment to your laudable attempts at Dead-Eye-Dick-manship? :D

Seriously though, it looks as though it's getting to be potentially a very useful system.

Sod Iraq 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 13:50 GMT

It'd be more useful in Afghanistan, where there's no man power to hold a compound after it's been taken, and so the tele-ban pop back in after everyone's left to make sure there are no TV's left behind.

Just leave a few of these puppies behind and pop a cap in their bearded asses from a safe distance.

BTW Wouldn't it be more useful without the tracks? Just stick it on the roof of your mud hut and plug away at the bad guys in safety and comfort...

Also easily disabled by 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 13:54 GMT

Flame

The use of stilts.

Digging holes around your base camp. Deploying large magnets around your base camp.

Watching its trajectory and then sneaking past it and killing the operator.

Standing on it, driving over it, picking it up (don't point it at yourself), flicking it over.

Windows for warships / Microsoft for machines. 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 13:54 GMT

Alert

If so , the bad guys are in for a bit of luck. It will crash in the first few mins of a battle encounter.

Can I.... 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 14:00 GMT

Build one with my RepRap? Are the plans out yet?

http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/06/04/reprap_machine/

Re: easily disabled 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 14:02 GMT

Stop

Uh, in much the same way that a human soldier is easily disabled by shooting out his brains.

Only it doesn't involve an actual person dying. Plus, I'd be mildly concerned about clever sniper-hunting technology attached to a different bot with a high power rifle that will shoot you out of your little hideyhole.

It is more easily disabled by creative use of barricades which would require genuine people to come remove them, whom you can then use the aforementioned human disabling process upon to ensure that the current ruling party back in the US starts losing votes.

Look Familiar? 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 14:34 GMT

Black Helicopters

Is it me or has anyone else spotted the alarming similarity...?

http://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/terminator2tank1.jpg

Mine's the one with the steel-walled bunker :-)

Look behind you... 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 15:13 GMT

How? A rear camera might have been useful.

You just know your going to get those pesky terrorists sneaking up behind it and sticking chewing gum over the lens....

@ I'd like to see one of those bad boys on Robot Wars! 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 15:19 GMT

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Hypno-disc would make quick work of that thing.

exposed treads and all.

Developing Autonomous Killing Machines 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 15:22 GMT

Should be established as a War Crime.

This is an example of the sort of thing we shouldn't allow governments (or their subcontractors) to do. The fact that we have to kill people from time to time is a regrettable necessity in the real world. Automating the process should be considered a war crime. There must ALWAYS be a human in the loop, making the final decision to pull the trigger. All other roads lead to "Terminator" technology.

one quick lightning bolt.... 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 15:23 GMT

and it will be crying "INPUT!"

survivability? 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 15:25 GMT

Flame

is that a proper word, no doubt it's like when you get a huge plateful of food you don't have to worry if you've got consumability. And oh no the toilets out of order lucky for me I've got bladderability.

And while I'm on about words, "Special Weapons Observation Reconnaissance Direct-action System", doesn't exactly roll of the tongue, even if you are blessed with pronounceability.

@Ru 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 15:37 GMT

However, a human can DUCK.

I don't see even an Arnie-level neck on this beatsie.

"SWORDS" is a CMA 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 15:59 GMT

that is to say, a "Contrived Marketing Acronym"

I wonder.. 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 16:05 GMT

If one of these could be controlled over the internet by monkeys.. (thx Lewis)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/30/monkey_brain_robot_weblink_boffin_race/

Feed me Ammo now you lazy grunts..... 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 17:05 GMT

Alert

Guess thay better start developing the Transformer War Droid that delivers, loads and preps the ammo box / belt, cos that thang can't carry very many rounds can it!

Or will they leave that task to mere humans cos thay can run fast and carry up to four ammo belts at a time while dodging the incoming!

Cue Will Smith in Independance Day... 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 17:21 GMT

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"Oh, I have GOT to get me one of THESE!"

What they don't tell you... 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 17:41 GMT

Where at Walter Hopkins they prepare the autonomous control unit.

Why the Afghans don't have staircases.

How much armour you need to stop a bullet from the 14.5mm KPV machinegun.

And why the cute anime cat-girl can fire the 14.5 mm PTRS without embarrassing road-rash.

@Dave - Surely you mean "COMA" 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 18:10 GMT

for "COntrived Marketing Acronym".

Also used to describe the mental state of the marketing dept after MAARS finds out what it's being called.

- Any guesses as to the name of the next one?

cool, but 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 19:39 GMT

a water ballon filled with paint... lob it at the thing - instant disablement as the camera cant see...

Belkin54g 

Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 20:28 GMT

Joke

The default setting for it's radio link?

Paging Johnny 5... 

Posted Friday 6th June 2008 01:21 GMT

Coat

... is there Life on MAARS?

RE. Will they let it through Terminal 5? 

Posted Friday 6th June 2008 06:15 GMT

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Erm, I'd like to see them try and stop it!!!

I demand a Play People diorama of the event forthwith!

@ Niall 

Posted Friday 6th June 2008 08:57 GMT

Erm, yes, "survivability" is a valid word. I'm not sure why you'd think otherwise? It's hardly a strange enough word to even be seen as a quirk of the language.

As for people suggesting all you need to do is attack the camera with a paint bomb or whatever, well, the only thing I can really say about that is WTF.

People really believe hitting the camera of something firing at you is an easy task? AK-47s, the standard weapon of insurgencies all round the world aren't accurate weapons by any measure so certainly the majority of opponents aren't going to be able to hit it with anything other than a severe lucky hit. Of course some of them do have better, more accurate weapons but really, what's the chance of them being in the right place at the right time to be able to hit the camera without getting blown to pieces first?

If the camera allows different vision modes also like IR and so forth it's worth pointing out that paint wont exactly help.

Flanking/attacking from above is the only real option again something like this. It's not something you're going to go head to head with because whilst normal soldiers have to stay behind cover or die whilst trying to pop their head out to take the odd shot, this thing can push forward against the enemy, if it gets hit it'll either carry on or stop in it's tracks. Either way it can do what most soldiers do more effectively and without risk to the soldiers lives and that's call in air support against entrenched enemies.

Most likely it'll be used to provide backup to soldiers, it'll move first into dangerous areas, it'll be able to pop it's head out and fight where pinned down soldiers can't in ambush situations and so on.

Possibly a stupid question. 

Posted Friday 6th June 2008 09:31 GMT

How's it powered?

Disabling the camera 

Posted Friday 6th June 2008 10:11 GMT

I agree that shooting out the camera requres a level of skill and opportunity you're not likely to be given the field. But a bucket of paint on a string would do the job, and unlike digging spike pits or planting landmines, it wouldn't do you a lot of harm if it wen't off while you're setting it up.

And unless we set up a new UN ban on selling Dulux to terrorist regimes, raw materials are going to be cheap and plentiful. Of course, it'll lead to an arms race with special pigment removing wipers being countered by the use of big sheets which can be dealt with by robotic scissors which you can blunt with a rock which can be wrapped in paper which can be cut with...

Loudspeaker 

Posted Friday 6th June 2008 10:58 GMT

"a loudspeaker for shouting at non-compliant humans"

I can only presume that a loud metallic "You have twenty seconds to comply" has already been tested out, and translated into arabic.

On the loudspeaker equipped MAARS..... 

Posted Friday 6th June 2008 12:37 GMT

Will their be an option to Pump Up The Volume?

Re: Anybody remember Toys? 

Posted Friday 6th June 2008 14:26 GMT

Hm. .. I was thinking precisely that. So now they will have Zevo's "videogame wars"!!!

Oooh nice .. Toys, Terminator and Short Circuit references!!! Ok, the thing actually looks more like the product of an HK/Johnny 5 breeding project more than a Transformer.

Dick Jones... 

Posted Saturday 7th June 2008 15:56 GMT

Dead Vulture

"Here just point this gun at it".

*Bang*

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