BBC continues to milk great tits
It seems the BBC is determined to milk the schoolboy innuendo potential of great tits to the max, having already raised the bar with its recent award-winning headline "Great tits cope well with warming".
Try this latest heartwarming, tit-related story from Scotland, paying particular attention to the related Beeb link:
Fnar, fnar. We were going to suggest the Beeb nips this in the bud by in future using the bird's Latin name - Parus major - but then realised the Corporation's leader writers would quickly respond by offering "Birdwatcher impressed by magnificent Parus". ®
Thanks to Simon Jones for the tip-off.