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NSFW What can we say? US company Vavoom has taken the old gag about girls and vibrating phones to its logical conclusion and come up with a pair of pants with a handset holding pouch on the front.

Dubbed the Call Me Panty the naughty knickers - tagline: "Special panties for that special someone. Simply turn your phone to vibrate." - leave nothing to the imagination:


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This example of knicker nirvana even comes in a heart-shaped box.

Says the supplier: "Each Call Me panty is made from the finest material and construction." And they're a snip at just $8.95 (£4.50/€5.70) a pop.

Every pair of pocketed undies comes with a "mock cellphone" pre-inserted just make sure she figures out what they're about. Not that Paris would need telling...

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I don't get it....

Why does she want us to call her Panty?

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missed opportunity on title

It should have been titled

Pants purveyor punts phone pouch

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@alistair

I thin you'll find she was of Latin origins and not Indian at all.... sadly the person in the advert looks more like they were once male, the huge fake jubblies don't do much to convince me otherwise - maybe the phone pants were invented to hide the other "package"

/conspiracy

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nirvana...box

Very droll, here's your coat... ;)

Now you have me fighting the urge to trawl the Reg for more hidden references. How many have I missed? Damn you.

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Oh great

as if my fiancee doesn't ALREADY spend enough time with her damn cellphone. Now I'll never be able to get her off of it.

Although it appears it can now get her off...

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