We're very much obliged to the shocked reader who forwarded us an email newsletter from online TV outfit The Country Channel (http://www.countrychannel.tv/), which appears to dedicate its time to dancing with horses, tractor-pulling and sniffing out British cheeseries.

Well, there will be a few indignant letters to the Telegraph winging their way from beBarboured Middle Englanders this afternoon following this outrage:

Oh dear, oh dear. For the record, you can find the expletive-free newsletter here (http://www.countrychannel.tv/newsletter/may_newsletter.html). The latest thrillers apparently include top tips on towing caravans plus the splendidly-named Klaus Ferdinand Hempfling indulging in the aforementioned horse-dancing. ®

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