Original URL: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/12/suspect_seized/
ITV challenges Beeb for cheap innuendo crown
'Butt seized by terror police'
Not bad, but aficionados of the genre will, of course, see that ITV has missed a trick here in not rendering this as "Terror police grab Butt". We direct its leader writers to this classic  for pointers in how to raise their game. ®