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ITV challenges Beeb for cheap innuendo crown

'Butt seized by terror police'

It appears ITV is not prepared to take the BBC's challenge for the schoolboy innuendo headline crown lying down, and on Saturday offered up its pitch for the title:

'Butt seized by terror police', says ITV

Not bad, but aficionados of the genre will, of course, see that ITV has missed a trick here in not rendering this as "Terror police grab Butt". We direct its leader writers to this classic for pointers in how to raise their game. ®

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