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Comments on: Mounties taser bed-ridden octagenarian
so let me get this straight. #
By alistair millington Posted Monday 12th May 2008 09:17 GMT
Tasering a heart patient #
By Mycho Posted Monday 12th May 2008 09:17 GMT
Charging ! #
By Mark_T Posted Monday 12th May 2008 09:18 GMT
What's wrong with the Mounties? #
By Steve Posted Monday 12th May 2008 09:29 GMT
Gouts of flame #
By Ashley Pomeroy Posted Monday 12th May 2008 09:30 GMT
They always get their man! #
By Tim Posted Monday 12th May 2008 09:33 GMT
You Might Be Interested #
By Jamie Kitson Posted Monday 12th May 2008 09:36 GMT
Never underestimate the plod. #
By I. Aproveofitspendingonspecificprojects Posted Monday 12th May 2008 09:40 GMT
Bunch of girls #
By Mad Mike Posted Monday 12th May 2008 09:42 GMT
Give the police a try #
By cynar Posted Monday 12th May 2008 09:55 GMT
Oxygen doesn't burn, you numpties! #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 12th May 2008 09:59 GMT
Oxygen doesn't burn... #
By Peter Ford Posted Monday 12th May 2008 10:07 GMT
RE: Oxygen doesn't burn, you numpties! #
By Mark Posted Monday 12th May 2008 10:09 GMT
I don't understand... #
By david Posted Monday 12th May 2008 10:12 GMT
@AC "oxygen doen't burn" #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 12th May 2008 10:14 GMT
Anonymous Coward #
By Mad Mike Posted Monday 12th May 2008 10:21 GMT
Just as deadly? #
By Stuart Van Onselen Posted Monday 12th May 2008 10:34 GMT
Re: Oxygen doesn't burn #
By Rolf Howarth Posted Monday 12th May 2008 10:36 GMT
@ Oxygen doesn't burn #
By Richard Posted Monday 12th May 2008 10:38 GMT
@Oxygen doesn't burn, you numpties! #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 12th May 2008 10:43 GMT
Coming here soon #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 12th May 2008 10:54 GMT
To much BC Bud and reindeer piss. #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 12th May 2008 10:58 GMT
Couldn't they just have gotten... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 12th May 2008 11:10 GMT
jeez...... tasered for wasting time ? #
By Andy Enderby Posted Monday 12th May 2008 11:14 GMT
> Oxygen doesn't burn, you mounties! #
By I. Aproveofitspendingonspecificprojects Posted Monday 12th May 2008 11:14 GMT
errr.. #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 12th May 2008 11:15 GMT
AC I'm with you #
By ImaGnuber Posted Monday 12th May 2008 11:28 GMT
It could have been a cunning ploy #
By TheThing Posted Monday 12th May 2008 11:30 GMT
Fire triangle #
By Ashley Pomeroy Posted Monday 12th May 2008 11:35 GMT
Knife fights are not fun #
By Ross Posted Monday 12th May 2008 11:42 GMT
Sorry guys, you're full of it. #
By phix8 Posted Monday 12th May 2008 11:47 GMT
Only the one ? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 12th May 2008 11:49 GMT
RE: Oxygen doesn't burn, you numpties! #
By SImon Hobson Posted Monday 12th May 2008 12:12 GMT
Standard procedure. #
By Glyph Posted Monday 12th May 2008 12:13 GMT
The nurses called the Mounties. #
By Anonymous John Posted Monday 12th May 2008 12:19 GMT
@Ross and phix8 #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 12th May 2008 12:23 GMT
Had to be said #
By Chris Bradshaw Posted Monday 12th May 2008 12:26 GMT
all cowards #
By Sillyfellow Posted Monday 12th May 2008 12:43 GMT
Dangers of an 82-year old man #
By Mad Mike Posted Monday 12th May 2008 12:48 GMT
lethal weapons #
By Schultz Posted Monday 12th May 2008 13:17 GMT
It's truly disgusting #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 12th May 2008 13:26 GMT
@Mad Mike #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 12th May 2008 13:51 GMT
Why not? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 12th May 2008 14:26 GMT
"Ergo, if he won't drop the weapon" #
By Mark Posted Monday 12th May 2008 15:25 GMT
Can't we all just get aloAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH! #
By Steve Mann Posted Monday 12th May 2008 15:38 GMT
It's so easy #
By ImaGnuber Posted Monday 12th May 2008 16:34 GMT
Today I am ... #
By Jay Posted Monday 12th May 2008 16:52 GMT
@Steve Mann #
By Mark Posted Monday 12th May 2008 18:19 GMT
Cops are the bad guys until you need them #
By Doogie Posted Monday 12th May 2008 18:37 GMT
Quite a bunch of trolls here #
By Pierre Posted Monday 12th May 2008 18:44 GMT
Pocket! No fair, he had a POCKET! #
By Tsu Dho Nimh Posted Monday 12th May 2008 19:02 GMT
Anonymous Coward and all the apologists for this act. #
By Mad Mike Posted Monday 12th May 2008 19:22 GMT
To all the morons.. #
By Alex Posted Monday 12th May 2008 19:23 GMT
Turn down the O2 #
By Daniel B. Posted Monday 12th May 2008 19:27 GMT
P.S. #
By Mad Mike Posted Monday 12th May 2008 19:35 GMT
Dear Sweet Nell... #
By Snert Lee Posted Monday 12th May 2008 19:36 GMT
About that knife #
By Martin Usher Posted Monday 12th May 2008 20:37 GMT
Beeg Mistake #
By ImaGnuber Posted Monday 12th May 2008 20:42 GMT
@Mad Mike #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 12th May 2008 20:54 GMT
electrocution??!?!!! means he died.. #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 12th May 2008 21:21 GMT
Always remember rule one #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 01:28 GMT
@Anonymous Coward #
By Mad Mike Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 06:41 GMT
Taser as a labour saving device? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 07:12 GMT
Tazer a lot safer than an automatic sub machine gun #
By Wayland Sothcott Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 08:07 GMT
@Wayland Sothcott #
By Mark Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 11:59 GMT
Dinner knife #
By Mark Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 12:00 GMT
I've looked after violent and psychotic/confused patients #
By D Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 16:43 GMT
two questions .. #
By Maty Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 21:28 GMT
Umm #
By Ed Posted Wednesday 14th May 2008 03:10 GMT
President-for-life of the Dominion of Urban Mountaineers #
By Ed Carter Posted Thursday 15th May 2008 05:32 GMT
White Hat - Black Hat - Brown Hat? #
By Julian I-Do-Stuff Posted Friday 16th May 2008 14:23 GMT