When they reach their sell by date and have not been used by Microsoft for ulterior nefariousness or whatever, where do they go to die?

Is it a golden handshake and off to the Bahamas and life on a 50 foot houseboat in exile and penury till they get sick of champagne and caviare, or what?

"The one" most folk want to see go AFAIK is Hector Ruinz, whose reputation for sinking businesses precedes him.