Aficionados of cheap schoolboy innuendo are directed to Wireless '08 (London's Olympia, 21-22 May), where a group of keen Lithuanians will be whipping out their WILI-S.

Yes indeed, there should be plenty of action down at the Wilibox (http://www.thewirelessevent.com/Visiting/Exhibitor-List/Wilibox) stand, as the Baltic company flashes its WILIGEAR product line and demonstrates for the unititiated just how WILI-MESH works.

We can only hope that, for the sake of common decency, Wilibox products do not contain bismuth or copper nanotubes (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/09/nanotube_acronyms/). ®

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