Aficionados of cheap schoolboy innuendo are directed to Wireless '08 (London's Olympia, 21-22 May), where a group of keen Lithuanians will be whipping out their WILI-S.

Yes indeed, there should be plenty of action down at the Wilibox stand, as the Baltic company flashes its WILIGEAR product line and demonstrates for the unititiated just how WILI-MESH works.

We can only hope that, for the sake of common decency, Wilibox products do not contain bismuth or copper nanotubes. ®

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