NSFW We're not quite sure what to make of this one, but Isabella Rossellini is currently wowing the crowds down at YouTube with a couple of trailers for a series of "Green Porno" shorts - no-holds-barred insights into the wonderful world of invertebrate rumpy-pumpy:

As the Evening Standard notes, the full-fat films are available only to US audiences down at Sundance, but will apparently be unleashed on the rest of an expectant world in July. The mind boggles. ®

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