El Reg's fave hotel heiress "One night in" Paris Hilton has touchingly expressed her desire to get up the duff asap and drop a sprog within the next year, according to the Sun.

The prospective father is at present rocker Benji Madden, who the highly-talented celeb has been dating since February.

Hilton said: "I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel I would have a lot to give my children."

Bless. Vulture Central wishes Paris and Benji all the best in carrying off a successful fertilisation, and might we suggest they consider calling the offspring Bangkok Hilton? ®

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