Winehouse cans Bond theme project
'Not ready to record any music'
Amy Winehouse's planned theme for Quantum of Solace has been canned because the troubled chanteuse is "not ready to record any music", her producer has announced.
Speaking to Sky News, Mark Ronson said he been "forced to stop work" with Winehouse on the project, and explained: "We did work on it but we never finished it so that's about it."
Asked if the Bond 22 ditty might be resurrected, Ronson insisted: "I don't think so unless by some miracle of science it gets recorded and someone sings a vocal on it, so probably not." ®
Maybe she changed her mind because they decided on Spleen's lyrics:
*waahhnnyyahnaahh* He's got a quantum of solace *wahhhnyyaaahnaahhh* And a googleplex of sanctimony *wwwaaahhhnyyaaahhhnaaah* He'll aspirate your apathy *wwwaaahhhnyyyaannaaah* With anaerobic dialysis *waaahhnnyyyaaanaahhh*
Although it does take someone truly pissed to be able to sing this with the appropriate diction.
Off topic? Seriously, does anyone out there /not/ fast forward through the opening music anyway?
should do the Bond theme - though, they'd probably miss the deadline. May be they can do the next one.