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Lesbians are calling out lesbians for stealing their word. Residents of the Greek island are taking the Greek Gay and Lesbian Union to court to try to force them to cease and desist. Whichever side wins, both are going to get a good licking.

Mud wrestling is the only answer. Lesbian on lesbian contest is the only way to settle this dispute

Paris because...well.

Craig Errington


"Lesbians turn on lesbians in battle of Lesbos"

I've seen the film......

Mines the dirty Mac....

Anonymous Coward


This is LESBOS!!!

Mark


An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink, she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences. Yep, I guess I am."

After a short while, he asked her what she was.

She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.

A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

Anonymous Coward

I guess there are a lot of us then. Perhaps we should all apply for Greek citizenship. ®

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