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Lesbians are calling out lesbians for stealing their word. Residents of the Greek island are taking the Greek Gay and Lesbian Union to court to try to force them to cease and desist. Whichever side wins, both are going to get a good licking.

Mud wrestling is the only answer. Lesbian on lesbian contest is the only way to settle this dispute

Paris because...well.

Craig Errington


"Lesbians turn on lesbians in battle of Lesbos"

I've seen the film......

Mines the dirty Mac....

Anonymous Coward


This is LESBOS!!!

Mark


An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink, she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences. Yep, I guess I am."

After a short while, he asked her what she was.

She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.

A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

Anonymous Coward

I guess there are a lot of us then. Perhaps we should all apply for Greek citizenship. ®

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Re: re:Viewing a crime?????

"i was not disolusioned with politics till I starred studing it"

I got this mental image of John Prescott being put out to stud. A trauma I will have to deal with for the rest of my life.

But seriously, spell checkers are quite cheap these days and very useful, especially if you're a law student.

Sheesh.

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GTA story appears to be wishful thinking

According to various sources & several eye-witness reports e.g.

http://www.mcvuk.com/news/30421/Croydon-stabbing-had-nothing-to-do-with-GTA

http://www.bruceongames.com/2008/04/29/dont-believe-the-press/

the stabbing happened quarter of a mile down the road after a local pub chucked out. It sounds like some drunken lunatic attacked another & got stabbed, and at some point said drunks were jeering at the people queueing.

The story has almost no connection to GTA IV, except a very tangential one.

It was just wishful thinking by the usual suspects, Telegraph,Mail & other "News" papers.

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@Viewing a crime?????

Have no fear !! Help is near !! Gordon had a brown-trousers night on Friday and by the end of the evening he "promised to LISTEN to the people", whatever that means. So if enough people yell at him about this, he might do something about this sheer idiocy !! His entire cabinet will be too busy back-stabbing and finger-pointing to do anything about this law(??) !!

Do I detect a Night of the Long Knives in the near future ?? Or perhaps the Ides of March, even !!

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