Why doesn't the US just shut it's borders, both pysical and virtual, (after recalling all its troops) and let the rest of us get on with our lives without them. They're no longer the economic powerhouse of the world (that'd be China.) and given a short time I'm sure we could learn to live without their interference.
Flame away!
God bless America....
By Anonymous Coward
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 12:40 GMT
"...suspect is black, 6ft 2", called Chris Follen.."
"this guy is white, 5ft 8", called Chris Allen. It's gotta be him."
"Get your hands on the wheel. GET YOUR HANDS ON THE FUCKING WHEEL!"
"Suspect", being shit scared, makes a sudden move.
BANG, BANG, BANG!
"Perp has been neutralieised, repeat Perp has been neutralieised. Ooooooooweeeeeee Hot damn, God bless America."
Like a government-issued curse
By bncnxxxn
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 12:42 GMT
I can't stop being amazed and outraged at the fascist absurdity that has spread in the USA...
Crossing the border seems to have become a nightmarish experience for many... Laptop seizures, privacy violations and persistent harassment due to names being similar to the one alleged criminals...
I'm not putting a foot on that damned country if I can help it.
Not Surprising
By ChessGeek
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 12:56 GMT
Imagine your average non-computer-savvy person and then imagine this same "computer idiot" with a uniform and a gun and a whiff of authority.
Are you still surprised that this kind of thing happens over and over? If so, think harder.
Isn't it amazing...
By Steve Evans
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 12:58 GMT
...that in this day and age, they are still matching people on name only.
Given that it isn't hard to get a fake ID, and therefore a passport, matching on someone's name is pointless to put it mildly. Come to think of it, changing your name by legal methods would probably fox them completely anyway.
Result, the list is pointless.
Needless to say, as I possess a pretty common name, I don't intend on going anywhere near the US of A.
Just how stupid have they...
By M
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 13:05 GMT
..reduced themselves down to?
Recently I visit China, and was surprise that their attitude to sercuity is as equalivent to UK.
And there is no phucking way I will visit U S A!
@dervheid
By Anonymous Coward
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 13:06 GMT
Go check your GDP/GNP facts ... wanker
USA: GDP (purchasing power parity): $13.86 trillion (2007 est.)
China:GDP (purchasing power parity): $7.043 trillion (2007 est.)
Japan: GDP (purchasing power parity): $4.417 trillion (2007 est.)
UK GDP (purchasing power parity): $2.147 trillion (2007 est.)
France: GDP (purchasing power parity): $2.067 trillion (2007 est
I've said it before and I'll say it again...
By Mark
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 13:11 GMT
The War on Terror is over. America and Britain lost.
Purchasing power parity
By Mycho
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 13:32 GMT
is ony relevant on domestic matters. For international matters just use straight exchange rates and suddenly it's not looking so good for the US.
John Smith
By Simon
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 13:33 GMT
I wonder what will happen to all the John Smith's out there when just one of them commits a major crime, meh.
If you want to go on holiday to the US.A without all these problems, just go to Canada .:p
I'm still trying to figure out....
By Philip Alexander
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 13:34 GMT
Why US security checks a passengers shoes at the END of 3000 mile 8 hour journey - after immigration and customs!
I don't think there is a more pointless exercise
RE:AC
By Pascal Monett
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 13:49 GMT
Your figures demonstrate that China is getting there. I think that, in the next 20 years, it will be first in line.
The US, what with $120 billion of war debt, will be hard-pressed to keep up.
And it's not anonymous cowards who fling useless insults with ease that will do anything about it.
Just how stupid do they think terrorists, crims and pinko libertarians are...
By Anonymous Coward
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 14:06 GMT
...if they think they travel under their own name / on their own passport / undiguised?
The other classic example was Cat Stevens - aka Yusuf Islam, identified by said infallible system to be a sprightly, early-30s terrorist (whose name, incidentally, was "Youssef Islam") rather than an ageing hippy folk singer. Of course, he was en route to meet with Dolly Parton, whose weapons of mass destruction are well known to all.
More to the point: why - as a condition of the Visa Waiver Programme - are visitors now required to indemnify Border Patrol and the DuHS against any and all loss or injury?
Is leaden-handed idiocy to be defended, protected, actively encouraged?
Paris: 'cos guys in uniform are hot.
The Land Of the Free
By Stu Reeves
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 14:25 GMT
Or not....
Just trying to decide which one is going to be the first to become a dictatorship, the UK or the US....
Re: AC
By Mark
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 15:14 GMT
Well, since the REASON why china produces all your goods is because it's cheaper to produce there by such a large margin that even with oil at it's current historically high price is cheaper to transport half way around the world, don't you think that MAYBE that's the reason why in dollar amount that's why China is lower down?
And please, add up all the EU partners. Compare with US. And use dollar amounts compared to the 2008 value of the dollar (which now has the Canuks saying "so what's that in real money?").
Don't get too smug
By Anonymous Coward
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 15:59 GMT
Brits shouldn't get too smug with their Yank bashing. I've spoken to several people lately who won't be revisiting Britain anytime soon. They found all the cameras and treatment at the border too oppressive.
Hell the TSA isnt the only place that only uses names
By James O'Brien
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 16:17 GMT
I went in front of a town judge for a speeding ticket (45 in a 30) here in the states. Had my lawyer with me and when I went in front of the judge he tells me that I am charged with Breaking and Entering 2nd, Assault 2nd, Resisting Arrest, and Grand Theft. Needless to say my jaw was on the floor lawyer asked me "What did you do?" I ended up asking him the same thing in response. Took them a good 30 minutes to figure out I wasn't the James O'Brien they were looking for. Yes I got an apology but did I get anything other then that for damn near wetting myself? No.
Needless to say about 2 years later (mind you I have driven in about a year and a half after nailing a deer on the highway with a brand new car totaling it out with less then 3k on the odo) I get a call from my lawyer saying there was a bench warrant out for my arrest for a DWI. Informed my lawyer I hadn't driven and to make damn sure it was me they were looking for. Turns out it was the same guy as before.
Now heres the kicker, the guy was over 50 and im in my mid 20's.....
*mutters*
/still looking for a sponsor to somewhere else. Anyone? Anywhere?
*sighs*
@Pascal Monett
By Robert Hill
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 16:30 GMT
Pacal,
You understate the US debt considerably. The war debt alone is much higher than the figure you quote - even more disturbing is the total government deficit, which is over 9.3 TRILLION dollars.
7 trillion of that debt was incurred under Reagan and both Bushes in the relatively near past.
I suggest http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/ as something to keep as a handy link...
Good thing...
By John
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 16:30 GMT
...that they've figured out how to let their own employees through. Damn glad they aren't going to relax restrictions for anyone else matching one of a million plus names.
Solution: Use a random generator to name your children. "Yes, my name is wKs0ek3 amP2Lsnqm."
"Similiar" name...
By John
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 16:41 GMT
...the Canadian couple were stopped because "Chris Allen" was similiar... I wonder if it was "Chris" or "Allen"? It's also deploreable that we should treat celebrities like that, what with "Karen Allen" being in the Indian Jones movies!
Similar names, bah
By Anonymous Coward
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 18:31 GMT
My namesake totally pwned the karate kid!
Security Theater
By RTFM
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 19:13 GMT
At work we have started calling airport security "Security Theater" which is what it truly is since it definitely isn't real security.
So if you are tooled up for a small war and want to fly
By Richard
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 19:20 GMT
...pretend to be an air marshal.
Thank you
By John A Blackley
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 20:32 GMT
To all of the above who promised to not set foot in the United States "anytime soon", thank you. And could you please change that "anytime soon" to "ever"? We have enough lazy, ill-informed and opinionated people here already.
Before casting aspersions on the United States' border security and its problems, please examine your own. If you're in the UK, please ask someone (as I'm assuming you're too lazy to read) about fingerprinting you as you're leaving your own country. Ask someone about the searches you have to go through to get on a plane to leave your own country. And then ask someone, "With all of this security on leaving my own country, how come we can't stop foreign criminals from entering the country - seemingly as they please?"
re: Just how stupid...
By Kanhef
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 21:24 GMT
At first I read that as "terrorists, crims and pinko librarians..."
Or
By heystoopid
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 21:49 GMT
Or , given how poorly the the Major US internal airlines are suffering from a very stupid decision(one of the many if truth be told) that seemed liked a good idea at the time was made during Chairman Ronnie's time in office which proved extremely corrosive on the carriers future profits but not execs pay packets and ensured the continuation life of some ancient Jets being used well beyond their use by dates(Aloha Airlines/Alaska Airlines and so forth).
Now it is well known all US airlines overbook planes for a combination of no show and no fly passengers like the Ted Kennedy's of this world , so could it be a subtle way by mismatching Sky Marshall's names against the ever increasing no fly list , to actually put paying bums in seats rather then these freeloaders whom the airline has to pay for !
"Idiocracy" at it's finest !
Worrying, at best
By Treacle
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 22:16 GMT
Being a citizen of these so-called "United" States, such "security" developments are worrying at best. Rationally we can poke numerous holes in these blatantly ineffectual practices of the TSA/Customs/Feds/etc.
But functionally it would appear that they are in place to entrench grudging familiarity and helplessness in the face of official intrusions into one's private affairs. The more ridiculous affronts to privacy that can be conjured --enforced by humorless condescending gorillas with badges and guns-- the better for weakening the average person's position and resolve vis-a-vis any particular law or law enforcement officer.
Personally I think it's a bit of a backlash against the popular cultural movements of the 60's, and more importantly, the current ground swell of social justice activism in the US and the world (anti-G8, anti-WTO, WSF). Capital is threatened, time to put as many obstacles in place as possible to slow the people down.
@John A Blackley
By Anonymous Coward
Posted Saturday 3rd May 2008 00:11 GMT
"With all of this security on leaving my own country, how come we can't stop foreign criminals from entering the country - seemingly as they please?"
I dunno...because Airforce One gets a pass?
@Mark
By George Schultz
Posted Saturday 3rd May 2008 01:01 GMT
"The War on Terror is over. America and Britain lost."
Yeah and stupidity won.
Here I will admit that I am an American. But also I have been picked out for 'random' searches so often that it has become a joke among my family and students. (I look Arabic - I am not. I have a VERY german name.) For a while, every time I went to the airport I would get a full body pat down - sometimes more then once.
Too bad we have a Waron/Moron who is president. He needs to be tried for treason - For lots of reasons. The monkey in the oval office needs to be tried for treason as well.
There are a lot of things the US does right - Shrub/Chainme is not one of those things. (And now for the Flame - For those of you who love Shrub - bite me.)
That is why...
By Darren7160
Posted Saturday 3rd May 2008 02:45 GMT
People should be concerned about the wide net cast. An innocent person can have their name entered for any reason. It will forever effect your life and you will have absolutely no idea it is there. But, by the theory of six degrees of separation you are probably guilty anyhow. That is why I believe we should have just bombed Aaron Bacon for 9/11.
Busted: Guns Can't Down Planes...
By Anonymous Coward
Posted Saturday 3rd May 2008 03:43 GMT
Mythbusters busted this one some time ago:
http://mythbustersresults.com/episode10
@Stu Reeves
By David
Posted Saturday 3rd May 2008 09:52 GMT
The US.
You don't really expect shrub to give up power do you? He's got something planned that would put the US into a "state of emergency" which would let him "indefinitely postpone" the next election.
War with Iran.. Iraq/Afghanistan getting to hot.. Maybe he'll pull off another 9/11 - it worked well last time he did it. Maybe he'll put on his favourite costume and go play "Osama".. Been a while since we've seen shrub.. er.. Osama on camera after all..
(do I need the US Alert, er, I mean joke alert icon?)
Re: John A Blackley
By Ross
Posted Saturday 3rd May 2008 11:03 GMT
[If you're in the UK, please ask someone...about fingerprinting you as you're leaving your own country.]
I asked someone. It turns out you can fly from 4 other terminals at Heathrow. Or, if you fancy you can fly from 29 other airports instead. So basically there is one terminal at one airport where you get fingerprinted.
[Ask someone about the searches you have to go through to get on a plane to leave your own country]
The ones that are designed to stop people taking knives, guns, chemicals, etc on board so the plane can be hijacked and flown into a large financial complex in New York (just to pull an example out of thin air)? They are hardly invasive - the most onerous part is having to take my shoes off, as they don't provide any benches for you to sit on to get the things back on.
The worst part of the UK airport "experience" is the 3 hours stood in the departure area.
@John A Blackley
By Jim
Posted Saturday 3rd May 2008 20:55 GMT
"If you're in the UK, please ask someone (as I'm assuming you're too lazy to read) about fingerprinting you as you're leaving your own country."
Yes this occurs in one terminal in one airport of the UK (is this even live yet?) and is only to ensure that those getting on planes are the same people who passed through security (supposedly - until they find a better use). What does the US immigration service do with all those fingerprints it collects everytime one enters the US? They don't seem to check to make sure you leave again.
"Ask someone about the searches you have to go through to get on a plane to leave your own country"
And these searches are different in the US because? Well apart from TSA being more officious and more likely to flag a false positive (in my experience)? And in the US you have to go through these checks even if you don't leave the country. I have also found that flying a US carrier out of Heathrow usually entails an extra 'securty' search, done by US citizens.
That said, it is a tough call as to which country will transform to a dictatorial regime first though I think the UK is ahead in terms of spying on its own citizens.
One million and counting...
By Martin Usher
Posted Saturday 3rd May 2008 21:25 GMT
Apparently our terrorist watch list just keeps growing. And Growing. AND GROWING.
Its got all sorts on it. Nelson Mandela is apparently a terrorist, he has to apply for a waiver to enter the US.
These lists should be public property, we should know who's on them and there should be a way to get your name off them. But for now, if that fly drops from the ceiling into the teleprinter and your name comes out -- you're screwed.
(Fly reference -- go get a copy of "Brazil", watch it and marvel how the people who made it were able to see into the future.)
Question of electricity
By LSIAT
Posted Sunday 4th May 2008 19:50 GMT
Wonder how Quebec will fare in this. I for one cannot wait to have a way to use electricity in place of oil ...
Pirate cause.
@John A Blackley
By Dave
Posted Sunday 4th May 2008 21:17 GMT
I thought they'd given up on the fingerprinting at T5 because too many people complained and threatened to refuse (with ensuing chaos), and the legal situation was unclear. It's all down to BAA's greed, wanting to make sure that domestic and international passengers get to endure the shopping experience but not wanting to build them separate lounges.
re Busted: Guns Can't Down Planes...
By Bevyn Quiding
Posted Monday 5th May 2008 06:30 GMT
9mm + pilot = oops
Same old, same old. Don't worry, the UK is keeping pace.
By Peter
Posted Monday 5th May 2008 06:32 GMT
About 30 years ago I shared the same surname, age and car as a rather unfortunate young man who was the new boyfriend of a young lady who had dated an armed robber.
Poor lad (and lass) left her home in the blagger's motor of choice, a Mini, and ended up with the Sweeney ramming them. Can't recall now, but I believe there was more to it, and a gun was discharged (by a hapless plod), resulting in all the rest letting fly. Luckily, I think they missed.
Then (totally unrelated) last year I lobbed up at Bristol Airport, and on presentation of my passport was ushered to one side by a very large, if pleasant and chilled out, guy in a suit who it turned out was a police officer.
One hour later I was given my passport back with an apology and carried on. Turns out I shared a name with 'a person of interest to Interpol'.
All handled very nicely, but I did opine at the time that whatever else such a chap might do, lobbing up in their own name was surely not going to be one.
With the IT/database power we have I cannot for the life of me understand how that, on presentation of the correct documentation (with, one presumes extra ID such as a picture at least) it is not a matter of seconds to resolve these issues.
If it's all on a name, pity any flame-haired, pasty-complexioned, stumpy Irish laddo who lobs up if they're surname is O'binladen:)
Dictatorships
By Anonymous Coward
Posted Monday 5th May 2008 08:17 GMT
Visited the US and enjoyed my visit except for the way that we were treated as we went through customs. My wife was in a wheelchair and they made her get out, (not easy when you are paralysed from the waist down) and proceeded to strip the chair to its parts to check the tubes for god knows what. When nothing was discovered we were left to collect all our belongings, the disassembled chair and our four children and rebuild the chair. No help was offered, no apologies or explanations were given and it was all done in the main concourse in front of all the other passengers.
While I understand why the US feels the need to improve its border security, a little commonsense and compassion wouldn't go amiss. Perhaps some attention to the sieve that is the Mexican border wouldn't hurt either. As a result of our experience we have decided not to visit again even though my wife has family there.
Also because of the liberties being taken with our Liberty in the UK we emigrated three years ago.
People say that the world is a smaller place these days. For us it really is and it wasn't the terrorists that did it, it was the governments response and the effects they have had on ordinary people.
Anonymous because you never know who's watching you.
@ John A. Blackley
By stizzleswick
Posted Monday 5th May 2008 12:14 GMT
Last time I looked, most European airports did checks on their passengers departing for any route that takes them through U.S. airspace because they were forced to do so by the FAA -- which will deny overflight rights to any plane carrying passengers not so checked.
Currently, several cases are making their way through the diverse courts of Europe to see whether it is actually legal to send passenger data ahead without explicitly informing the passengers about a. the data being sent, b. what data is being sent, c. why it is sent and d. making certain that the data is not stored or passed on within the U.S. without the express permission of the passenger.
Personally, my dear USians who come to visit Europe, you are welcome to your own medicine. I have been to the continental bits of your wonderful country often enough, and I have never understood why I was being treated as a criminal (fingerprints taken, mug shot, unfriendly interrogation, all obviously filed away in a database -- on one visit I was asked follow-up questions to something I had said a year earlier, at a different airport).
I fly a lot, thankfully mostly within Europe, and I don't even need to carry a passport here, let alone a visa. Plus, the customs officers here are friendly and polite for the most part.
P.S.: I Don't Do T5. Hope I'll never need to.
Nothing new here, move along, move along...
By scott
Posted Monday 5th May 2008 15:29 GMT
Nothing new here, move along, move along...
About 15 yrs ago I had a very early wakeup call by two of Strathclyde Police finest. They asked if the address was correct (kinda obvious, since they were in front of my door), then my surname – I responded ‘twas correct also. They said they had a warrant for my arrest and would I mind accompanying them to the local plodshop.
Certainly worked better than a bowl of Crunch Nut Cornflakes and a hot shower to clear the hangover that one…
Must have been in the more civilised time when a suspect still had “rights”. I kindly asked to see the warrant, and voila – twas someone else’s first name (and different DOB). Given I have the most common surname around, and in student flats there’s a pretty large turnover – it wasn’t a statistical miracle. However, no tazers, handcuffs, firearms or dragging off in PJs to sit in a cell for 12 hours before being released sans apology/lift back home were required. They were quite polite and apologetic, although I think they did have a bit of a giggle scaring the cr@p out of a hapless hung-over student.
OK – maybe the difference is back then they only had the national plod DB to correct, and local council spies didn’t have access….
Guns plus no-fly list equals...?
By Anonymous Coward
Posted Monday 12th May 2008 09:06 GMT
So these armed Sky Marshalls are being denied permission to fly. Which effectively means that they were (as far as the securigoons stopping them were concerned) undesirables attempting to board a flight while armed. So surely they should be extraordinarily rendered or whisked off to Gitmo.
Or maybe the securigoons accepted that the Air Marshalls were really what they claimed, but denied them boarding anyway. Why? Becasuse they're too stupid to realise that they've had a false positive? Or for some other reason?
@Stu Reeves
By Jeff Dickey
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 13:16 GMT
The race is already over.
"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator" - G. W. Bush, on CNN, 18 December 2000. http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0012/18/nd.01.html
Everything that's happened since has been consistent with publicly-stated policy. in olden days, the "Free World" was basically everyplace outside the USSR. Come the Bushit Revolution (remember, the 'll' is always silent), the "Free World" now comprises all areas outside what once was a Constitutional republic called the United States of America (1789-1992).
Not bothering to AC since 1) I emigrated almost 5 years ago and b) so long as the UK security agencies are so tightly knit to the ex-US insecurity agencies, this is just another corroborating data point.
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