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'Hello... 20 seconds to comply? Who is this?'

Published Monday 28th April 2008 11:58 GMT

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Terrorist? 

By TeeCee
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 12:11 GMT
Coat

Ow! I said I was here as a *tourist* you cloth-eared electronic pillock!

Yes please, just beat out the flames on the sleeves for me. Thanks.

strewth 

By nickj
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 12:28 GMT

< removes battery from mobile >

not that I've got anything to hide officer..

Question... 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 12:33 GMT

If that drone in the picture is really a drone, then who is that brave soul pictured serving in the The War Against Terror (TWAT) signaling to?

Just a thought 

By Peter Hawkins
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 12:37 GMT

In the accompanying picture, just who is the US ground crew directing his hand signal at .. ???

another 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 12:48 GMT
Pirate

terminator-esque weapon, feed my paranoia some more why dont you?

thanks.

@Peter Hawkins R.E. Just a thought 

By gareth
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 12:53 GMT

um i would guess the pilot sat behind a computer screen watching him via a camera mounted in the front. it kind of helps to be able to see where the drone is going when taking off and landing

@AC and Peter Hawkins 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 12:53 GMT
Black Helicopters

The pilot. He's just not in the aircraft.

Of course, all that could be just for show, to make you think there _was_ a human pilot....

They're kidding themselves. 

By David Ramsden
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 13:00 GMT
Flame

The US is just fuelling this endless cycle, by pi**ing everybody off. They'll have no friends left soon. How long before SkyNet?

@Peter Hawkins 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 13:00 GMT
Joke

Good point; yelling "Don't tase me, bro!" didn't even work with human beings. God knows what he hopes to achieve against a mechanical death machine.

In other news, World doesn't think Terrorism is a real enemy, but is too busy watching XFactor to overthrow government.

Big scam 

By Gordon Pryra
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 13:04 GMT
Black Helicopters

So much for cutting edge tech.

That photo prooves this is just one more of those "dwarfs in machines" scamms.

Like the magical coca cola vending machines of the 1830's where "A fully automated thinking machine" handed out the beverage of choice.

Looks like someone in the Pentagon is going to loose his job when they realise that, alongside fuel, the thing needs burgers and frys to fly

the photo ... 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 13:17 GMT
Flame

seems to show a brave member of the military trying to stop the killbot. What happened next? Was there a shootout? Did the drone deploy deadly damaging devices? Need more pics to tell!

@AC,Peter Hawkins 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 13:20 GMT
Alert

The guy in camo is signalling to the soft pink squidgy thing sat in a nice safe bunker somewhere, looking through the fancy (and expensive) optics aboard the UAV.

Just cos these things can fly themselves around the world, don't mean they can park worth a damn! (Mind you, look what James Bond did to that Beemer they gave him that time...)

On a lighter note, don't forget that the facial recognition systems in use in the majority of British shopping centres (to alert the rent-a-lpods to "undesirables") still boast about a 60-70% "guaranteed" accuracy rate - so as well as missing 30-40% of Bad Guys, that means it also 'hits' 30-40% of Non-Bad Guys... not too bad if it's just some mall rat with his nice uniform come to escort you from the premises cos The Computer told him you're really a hoody-wearing PFY[1], but not so good if it's Hal 2008 dropping a few million bucks-worth of laser-guided missile onto your location cos you were late paying BT[2]...

[1]Always assuming you're *not* a hoody-wearing PFY, obviously :-)

[2]Or complained about the BT/Phorm Alliance... wait, what's that noise overhea.........

Sorry wrong number 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 13:29 GMT

I'm 01789111855 not 0178911185........ beeeeeeeeep

Tienamen Reaper 

By ImaGnuber
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 14:12 GMT

Doesn't that photo remind you of the brave guy in the Tienamen Square photo? Kudos to the Reg photographer brave enough to get out there with him to get the shot.

Strafing with hellfires? 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 14:24 GMT

Oooer, they made hellfires some kind of cheap disposable weapon fired in rapid succession now or something?

Tinfoil 

By Matt Bryant
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 15:19 GMT
Happy

"....The move is sure to be greeted with fear among tinfoil-clad bunker residents...." I'm sure Dick Destiny will soon have a piece telling us it's an invasion of privacy or the like to listen in to jihadi phone calls, they're all just innocent dupes being led astray by the nasty Predators drones, etc, etc.....

Short Gun 

By ImaGnuber
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 15:41 GMT

As it has been pointed out that the guy is obviously waving at a dwarf hidden in the Predator doesn't this suggest a 'Top Gun' type cinematic treatment featuring, say, Tom Cruise? They wouldn't even have to build up the pilot's seat so that he could see out of the cockpit!

function creep... 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 15:47 GMT
Paris Hilton

You read it here first folks - these grim Reapers will be used to...

- 'remove' cars parked on double yellow lines or overstaying their meter,

- 'prosecute' people dropping toxic litter such as a sausage roll, and

- to 'educate' parents who dare to want to put their kids in the best schools...

But don't worry, it'll all be captured on CCTV for us to watch on Sky TV.

Hilton because she wants to be caught being 'chastised' on TV

@Tienamen Reaper 

By Anonymous Bastard
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 18:12 GMT

It reminds me of a scene in Austin Powers where someone gets run over by a steam roller very very slowly...

We could use this in California 

By Mike Powers
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 18:14 GMT
Pirate

...to enforce the car-pool lanes. "SOLO DRIVER DETECTED IN CARPOOL LANE...DEPLOYING STERILIZATION WARHEAD..."

Airman... 

By Aodhhan
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 18:21 GMT

The airman is obviously letting the pilot know about the $5 foot-long Subway sandwhich special.

Why don't they do this already? 

By Big Al
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 18:39 GMT
Pirate

Given that the Russkies allegedly used triangulation on mobile phone signals to bump off a Chechen warlord way back when Chechnya was something that interested the press, why the hell has it taken so long to add a phone tracking capability to Yank drones?

@Mike Powers 

By kain preacher
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 19:37 GMT

Screw the diamond lane.

Wonders if he is the same mike powers in SF

Hmm 

By heystoopid
Posted Tuesday 29th April 2008 00:08 GMT
Black Helicopters

Hmm , that reminded me , must remove battery from Sat phone and wrap unit in copper foil so plane cannot passively bounce signal of its aerials for target practice !

Contract 

By Steven Knox
Posted Tuesday 29th April 2008 01:49 GMT
Joke

"Northrop Grumman was pleased to announce last week that it had won a $54.9m contract from the US Air Force to fit the so-called Airborne Signals Intelligence Payload (ASIP) aboard the MQ-1 Predator and MQ-9 Reaper aerial wardroids. "

Sounds like they got a pretty good deal on their cellphone contract, there.

You are all worry-warts 

By Eugene Goodrich
Posted Tuesday 29th April 2008 02:12 GMT

This thing sniffs terrorist mobile calls, not regular ones. If you don't have a terrorist phone, which sets the T bit on its outbound voice-data packets, you've nothing to worry about.

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